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Old 01-20-2006, 08:29 PM
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Hot sex treats common cold

"That is understandable, of course. Up until recently, this was regarded as a logical move. Not so long ago, however, scientists were able to prove just the opposite: it is better to be sick together. This obviously does not mean that one should purposely sneeze at his/her partner. In this case, the effect will be minimal. It is important to battle the disease. And as for microbes, hot passionate kisses and good sex is something they fear the most - concluded Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich.

In the course of his lengthy neuroimmunological experiments, the scientist arrived at the conclusion that sexual intercourse has a positive effect not only on the overall physical condition of both partners but also on their immune systems. Phagocytes are to be praised for the marvel. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. This is how they work: once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self-destruction.

During sexual intercourse, number of phagocytes tends to increase significantly; oftentimes, number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm. This in turn enables these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly.

Shcedlovski's research results have already found support among his colleagues. Immunologist Peter Schleicher also shares the initial hypothesis of his colleague from Zurich. "Not only does sex heal our organism; it also sustains its immune system," stated Peter Schleicher in his interview to Bild am Sonntag.

Read the original in Russian: (Translated by: Anna Ossipova)"
Old 01-20-2006, 08:32 PM
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...before I email this to my sick friend.
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Interesting read, but I doubt I'll try that. I rarely feel sexy when I'm sick, and I doubt I could perform as well.
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what about jacking off?
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I've often suspected this.
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
what about jacking off?
You can't say that without using the smilie...come on dude!!

does count
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Yet another fun fact learned in AZ ramblings....
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I thought it was the vitamins and turns out its the
Well now I can save some money.
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Ok so the next time I'm sick, I should find someone to have sex with.... interesting... b/c I can't get over my runny nose & how I'm coughing out a lung....

I don't think thats too sexy hah I'd rather not have sex while I'm sick.
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what kinda dog is in ur sig?
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Originally Posted by strawb3rri3
Ok so the next time I'm sick, I should find someone to have sex with.... interesting... b/c I can't get over my runny nose & how I'm coughing out a lung....

I don't think thats too sexy hah I'd rather not have sex while I'm sick.

If thats you in the ava. I will leave you my #.......
Old 02-09-2006, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
what kinda dog is in ur sig?
She's a pom mixed border collie Looks like a lil siberian husky haha I <3 her

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If thats you in the ava. I will leave you my #.......
yeah thats me, but I don't see how leaving me your # will help love, we're gonna have..... phone sex? haha Seeing that I'm in CA n your in FL

hehe
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Originally Posted by strawb3rri3
She's a pom mixed border collie Looks like a lil siberian husky haha I <3 her



yeah thats me, but I don't see how leaving me your # will help love, we're gonna have..... phone sex? haha Seeing that I'm in CA n your in FL

hehe
we can always meet up
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
we can always meet up
hah I think I'll have to pass.... sorry.. hah wish a little harder lol
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any other pics of your dog...i wanna see!!
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Originally Posted by strawb3rri3
hah I think I'll have to pass.... sorry.. hah wish a little harder lol

De-Nied!!
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lmfao. give the guy a break strawberry
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damn...i think i am getting a cold... time to "work hard" to heal it
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hah, i guess sex would be better than the bean sprout tea my mom used to make me when i had a cold. tastes like ass i think its a strictly korean cold remedy though but it works!

it would be kinda weird to have a chick cough up phlegm while you doin it though. esp if shes giving you head at the time...
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wow, I guess that explains why I'm never sick.
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I wonder how the researchers conducted the study. Did they ask the volunteers to have sex then take blood samples right after orgasm?
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS
any other pics of your dog...i wanna see!!
HAH I'll make a thread one of these days

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lmfao. give the guy a break strawberry
hah i'm just preparing him for a real turn down so i'm helping him out of <3
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hah i'm just preparing him for a real turn down so i'm helping him out of <3
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