Help me dump my gf~
Help me dump my gf~
11-11-2005, 11:08 AM
#4
Suzuka Master
Tell her straight that you don't want to be with her anymore.
If you can give us more background why you find this hard to do, that will help us understand why you can't just be upfront about it.
If you can give us more background why you find this hard to do, that will help us understand why you can't just be upfront about it.
Trending Topics
11-11-2005, 11:42 AM
#8
teh Senior Instigator
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Huntington Beach, CA -> Ashburn, VA -> Raleigh, NC -> Walnut Creek, CA
Age: 42
Posts: 44,094
Received 978 Likes
on
330 Posts
go back to your parents house. Ask for your balls back from your mother. If she doesn't have them lift up your skirt and make sure they've dropped.
Then use those balls of yours to dump your gf
Then use those balls of yours to dump your gf
11-11-2005, 12:00 PM
#9
That's Racist
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: San Diego native. UCLA resident. =)
Age: 38
Posts: 5,634
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I hope this thread is supposed to be one where everyone gives non-serious suggestions.
Cause if that's the case, I say you break up with her with a nice dirty sanchez.
Cause if that's the case, I say you break up with her with a nice dirty sanchez.
11-11-2005, 12:59 PM
#14
I'm back, biatch.
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sunnyvale, CA
Age: 43
Posts: 5,752
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by wstevens
Reminds me of one of my favourite Simpsons episodes.
write her a letter:
"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
write her a letter:
"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
...and it nice to see Clutch back!
11-11-2005, 01:05 PM
#15
Three Wheelin'
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,549
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by wstevens
Reminds me of one of my favourite Simpsons episodes.
write her a letter:
"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
write her a letter:
"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
"I have 2 word's for you.. I am Gay"
11-11-2005, 01:12 PM
#17
Team Owner
11-11-2005, 01:19 PM
#19
Not Asian
Originally Posted by Newplay1
Basically I dump'd her then she cried on the phone for 2 and half hours begging me to take her back and I got own'd...
11-11-2005, 01:31 PM
#24
GEEZER
post nudes..she will never talk to ya again.
11-11-2005, 01:35 PM
#25
East Coast Boost.!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: NYC & LI
Posts: 4,365
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Dude how did you get owned? You're 26 man. If you ever think about listening to some bitch cry on the phone again I think you might have to get banned.
If your relationship was serious she should have seen this coming. She's obviously immature. Tell he to take it like a women and call her friends because you don't care. Listening to her just shows her you have no balls.
If your relationship was serious she should have seen this coming. She's obviously immature. Tell he to take it like a women and call her friends because you don't care. Listening to her just shows her you have no balls.
11-11-2005, 01:41 PM
#26
GEEZER
like I said...post the nudies.
11-11-2005, 02:22 PM
#31
The Third Ball
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Age: 45
Posts: 49,421
Received 5,079 Likes
on
2,696 Posts
I'm not reading anything but the title.
And all I Have is man up and end it with her. Because anyone who has come on here and ask for help ending a relationship must be one hell of a sackless wonder.
And all I Have is man up and end it with her. Because anyone who has come on here and ask for help ending a relationship must be one hell of a sackless wonder.
11-11-2005, 02:26 PM
#32
Moderator Alumnus
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rockville, MD
Age: 41
Posts: 5,759
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
obviously, you're too nice to get rid of her for good. the proof is in the phone call.
whatever she did, you forgave, but now having second thoughts.
either end it, or go in up and down cycles... which will make for a miserable, dysfunctional relationship.
whatever she did, you forgave, but now having second thoughts.
either end it, or go in up and down cycles... which will make for a miserable, dysfunctional relationship.
11-11-2005, 03:01 PM
#35
Senior Moderator
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
iTrader: (6)
If she's that pathetic that you have to dump her over the phone rather than to the face, just dump her, and hang up, turn off your phone, it's not hard. Don't let her play mind games and guilt trips. If it's serious, and there's love involved of course there will be crying, but you need to do what's best for you. And like Scott said, go get your balls from your mom. 
11-11-2005, 03:44 PM
#38
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Age: 42
Posts: 3,951
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by Count Dracura
If you were married, this would be your magazine...
I know it doesn't really apply but i've been waiting for a chance to use it and i've run out of patience.
I know it doesn't really apply but i've been waiting for a chance to use it and i've run out of patience.
no but really grow some balls.
jkjk
