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Old 02-05-2004, 12:20 AM
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He shoots, HE SCORES!!!
Ok, the waitress that I was telling you about- Jamie... She is the one that gave me her number the first time I went to the restaurant and told me she has a b/f.

Anyways, I am soooo atttracted to her... Brunette, 5'4" 110 lbs, and the most beautiful legs you can ever imagine. I've called her a few times and we chat for a few mins before I get nervous and tell her I have to go (I mean, what do you say to a beautiful chick that has a b/f?) . Anyways, tonight, I went by her work and had a couple of beers. She tells me she broke up with her b/f.

I don't know what to do... Finally, the beer hits my brain and it like miracle grow on my peni.. er, i mean my heart, and I ask her if I can call her tomorrow (Thursday) and we can go out and she can come back to my house and watch Finding Nemo (Chicks dig it!). She says hell yeah!!!


Holy shit!!! I'm gonna be dating a 20 year old Houston Texans Cheerleader
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:02 AM
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hahaha...yeah I'm sure u meant heart:bananahump:
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My god, if I could only show you. Wanna meet me in Ka'anapali for a weekend getaway? I'll buy
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hehe a little far from my neck of the woods, but I can always make time for a weekend at the ritz btw what are you going to show me:bananahump:?
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Old 02-05-2004, 02:14 AM
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and they say money doesn't buy happiness
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^^^who says that
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^^^who says that
The poor and liberals lol
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Finally, the beer hits my brain and it like miracle grow on my peni..


funniest shit in a loooong time!!!!
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Old 02-05-2004, 07:58 AM
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hehe a little far from my neck of the woods, but I can always make time for a weekend at the ritz btw what are you going to show me:bananahump:?
Hmmm... how's the weather? Is it in the 80's?
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Old 02-05-2004, 10:20 AM
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and they say money doesn't buy happiness
Ok, so a healthy tip got her talking to me... then I turn on the charm.
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This is not a Hooters chick is it? Please tell me its not......
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This is not a Hooters chick is it? Please tell me its not......
Nah, I keep her on the side
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hmm there is no girl on the texans cheerleader named Jamie
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hmm there is no girl on the texans cheerleader named Jamie
dun dun duuuun

i don't really doubt ash though
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i think he said b4 that she's gonna try out
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Originally posted by Arram
hmm there is no girl on the texans cheerleader named Jamie
She is going to try out for next year's squad... I'm convinced she will make it but I'll know for sure when I find out how flexible she is
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I'll know for sure when I find out how flexible she is
"folding lawn chair" position..


Ash, don't know how you do it bro, but keep it up.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL LLLLLLLLL!!!


and i agree:
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Originally posted by Ashburner
Hmmm... how's the weather? Is it in the 80's?

Yeah 80s..but damn humid! Thats okay though, thats what AC is for
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hmm there is no girl on the texans cheerleader named Jamie
how many people looked i did
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how many people looked i did
i know the cheerleader nadia's sister so i asked her to ask her sister
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i know the cheerleader nadia's sister so i asked her to ask her sister
Damn... is nobody paying attention
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i just tried finding her on the texan cheerleader site and there is no cheerleader named jamie
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o btw went to hs with this one
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:25 PM
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fawk NY... i gotta move to TX!!!!!
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