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Old 07-25-2004, 03:41 PM
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have you ever had your salad tossed???

just curios...i would nt mind trying it...
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Originally Posted by jbpray
just curios...i would nt mind trying it...
so ...you want tto try tossing salad??? :gheyfight:
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om no...but maybe you'd like to toss mine???

i mean would you like a bitch to eat your ass out? clear now?
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intriguing concept.
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Originally Posted by jbpray
om no...but maybe you'd like to toss mine???

i mean would you like a bitch to eat your ass out? clear now?
Didn't you make this topic?
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Fess up people....I know I aint the only one that had the table side ceaser!
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I've had mine tossed....and i've tossed a few. Hey, out of the shower, everything is game in my book!
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i've never been a tosser, or the tossed.

with that being said, hopefully soon i ll be the tossed.
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Originally Posted by Katana18
i've never been a tosser, or the tossed.

with that being said, hopefully soon i ll be the tossed.
i'd have to agree...the only way im tosing is if im in jail and its either death or toss...and even then....
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Originally Posted by jbpray
i'd have to agree...the only way im tosing is if im in jail and its either death or toss...and even then....

yea i feel ya man, if its either death or toss.......it can go either way
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been done both, good times!
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and I don't think I would like it. Receiving that is.
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done it and recieved it. For those guys that are scared of recieving it, you have NO CLUE what you are missing, the prostate gland is a gift from God!
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This thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
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Salad Tossing is an age old tradition in my family. Every Thanksgiving, for example, we'll all drop our pants and get in a circle around the table and start munching away. It's very important that you bring your own date to the table or else you're stuck eating grandma's crusty butthole.

What's everyone's favorite 'dressing' for tossed salads? My girl likes hers with a little man ranch.
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I myself prefer peppercorn parm...it seems to hide the pungentness of an unwashed anus while delightfully providing you with that spicy kick!
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Personally I'm a fan of oil and vinegar - the vinegar takes care of most of the taste (but damn those dingleberries!) and the oil makes the subsequent fisting far less painful.
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I myself dont like the vinegar because I find it makes the cornhole too raw for

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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Salad Tossing is an age old tradition in my family. Every Thanksgiving, for example, we'll all drop our pants and get in a circle around the table and start munching away. It's very important that you bring your own date to the table or else you're stuck eating grandma's crusty butthole.

What's everyone's favorite 'dressing' for tossed salads? My girl likes hers with a little man ranch.
that's funny shit there, i'd swear AD was born in the dirty south
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Salad Tossing is an age old tradition in my family. Every Thanksgiving, for example, we'll all drop our pants and get in a circle around the table and start munching away. It's very important that you bring your own date to the table or else you're stuck eating grandma's crusty butthole.

What's everyone's favorite 'dressing' for tossed salads? My girl likes hers with a little man ranch.


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Why are there so many people in this thread?

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Originally Posted by phil2
I myself prefer peppercorn parm...it seems to hide the pungentness of an unwashed anus while delightfully providing you with that spicy kick!
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question: if you found out your gf had done this to her ex-bf, would you have a problem kissing her? i think i would...the thought sickens me.
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Originally Posted by zeroday
question: if you found out your gf had done this to her ex-bf, would you have a problem kissing her? i think i would...the thought sickens me.
It cant taste much different than now when you taste his dick while kissing her


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What does dick taste like again Phil?
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What does dick taste like again Phil?

I truly dont know why dont you ask typeskid!

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Originally Posted by CLpower
done it and recieved it. For those guys that are scared of recieving it, you have NO CLUE what you are missing, the prostate gland is a gift from God!
It's cool when they are giving a D-suck and then they go down and suck your balls, and then they keep going down and do a lil ass-hole licking Seriously tho....it feels good
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It's cool when they are giving a D-suck and then they go down and suck your balls, and then they keep going down and do a lil ass-hole licking and then they tazer your balls and assshole and then they stomp on your junk with stiletto heels Seriously tho....it feels good

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Rim jobs = not cool


...though I have heard they're a good time from other sources as well.
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Originally Posted by CLpower
done it and recieved it.

Being wasted + massage lotion+ ice cream w/ whip cream and every thing gets tossed!
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I've always wanted to have my girl do it and ambush her with a big heatloaf. Only problem is I'd end up with either a fist up my ass or a face full of shit.
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That may not be too bad...it could end up to be a nice scat session
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yep, and it owns.


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