I want a super fine girlfriend that is head over heels for me...

but here's the thing:

1.) gorgeous
2.) in love with me
3.) not crazy
4.) i don't have to try to get her... hm, she comes to me
5.) i spend no money whatsoever

am i asking too much? haha i think i am

 

good luck bro!! when you find her, ask her if she has a sister

 

well until i find a girl like that... i doubt any sort of "girlfriend" or long term relationship is what i want

 

Anybody can find a chic like that. It's all in where you look.
I don't know about them approaching you though. Not too likely to happen.

 

I meant more along the lines of gaming/trying hard... like... being overly aggressive

 

I have one like that, and she is my wife.

except #5...

 

get some makeup and a wig and attach it all to your right hand.

There you go, everything you asked.

 

Numbers 3 & 5 are gonna tough to fulfill.

 

I've had 1 and 2, but 3,4,and 5 make it pretty difficult!

 

spending no money? good luck.

Ill go 50/50 but im not going to date a freeloader.

 

i have one even with #5. the only part i have to deal with is she's a stripper.but hell, she comes home to me so what do i care.

 

4 is really hard

 

Not that hard. Here she is.

The "Real Doll"

 

dude no way

i'd shoot myself before i bought a doll like that

 

 

i have found one recently

 

no freeloaders...I've had my share of those...:'(

 

Good job