View Poll Results: Well would you date her?
Yes, they are just feet...
27
79.41%
Yes, I have a MC hammer fetish
4
11.76%
No, that's gross
2
5.88%
No, Only toes I love are Mizouses
1
2.94%
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Hammer time!
#1
Hammer time!
So I have another girl for you guys to make fun of me for.
Ok so I know a girl who is pretty damned attractive, likes me, I like her, blah blah blah. Only problem is she has hammer toes that she can't get surgery on them till she gets health insurance (She is going back to school next year and I am guessing will have insurance then) IF she decides too. Because of this you never ever see her feet. They look normal except her smaller toes it looks like she is curling them. The nails are clear no gross abnormalities just looks like a person with normal toes who are curling them. Would you continue pursuing or just say fuck it?
Cliffs:
Hot girl
Hammer toes
Would you fuck her?
Ok so I know a girl who is pretty damned attractive, likes me, I like her, blah blah blah. Only problem is she has hammer toes that she can't get surgery on them till she gets health insurance (She is going back to school next year and I am guessing will have insurance then) IF she decides too. Because of this you never ever see her feet. They look normal except her smaller toes it looks like she is curling them. The nails are clear no gross abnormalities just looks like a person with normal toes who are curling them. Would you continue pursuing or just say fuck it?
Cliffs:
Hot girl
Hammer toes
Would you fuck her?
Last edited by JJ4Short; 06-24-2008 at 01:30 AM.
#2
It looks like she is curling them...in the regular way? Like if you were going to try to pick up something with your feet? Or do the curl backwards upside down style? How the hell does someone get 'hammer toes' in the first place?
#4
Originally Posted by BEETROOT
It looks like she is curling them...in the regular way? Like if you were going to try to pick up something with your feet? Or do the curl backwards upside down style? How the hell does someone get 'hammer toes' in the first place?
#5
Originally Posted by moeronn
Sometimes I think you are like Seinfeld - you'll ALWAYS find an excuse NOT to date someone.
Seinfeld "What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing?"
George "What?"
Seinfeld "Our lives! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men."
George "No we're not. We're not men."
Seinfeld "We come up with all these stupid little reasons to break up with these women."
George "I know, I know! That's what I do. That's what I do!"
George "What?"
Seinfeld "Our lives! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men."
George "No we're not. We're not men."
Seinfeld "We come up with all these stupid little reasons to break up with these women."
George "I know, I know! That's what I do. That's what I do!"
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#8
Put some socks on her ass and tear-dat-ass up boyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! You ain't fucking her feet! Just don't have no lil hammer-head kids!! And don't take her ass to the pool or the beach without flippers on!!
Oh yeah, and don't play kickball with her!!
Oh yeah, and don't play kickball with her!!
#10
Hal: You're dumping Loni?
Mauricio: Lindy!
Hal: Are you crazy? Lindy's gorgeous!
Mauricio: Yeah, but the other day she was sitting on the couch and she's got her bare feet on the coffee table and I notice her second toe is like half an inch longer than her big toe!
Hal: That's why you're dumping her?!
Mauricio: Hey, I don't need that circus shit!
Mauricio: Lindy!
Hal: Are you crazy? Lindy's gorgeous!
Mauricio: Yeah, but the other day she was sitting on the couch and she's got her bare feet on the coffee table and I notice her second toe is like half an inch longer than her big toe!
Hal: That's why you're dumping her?!
Mauricio: Hey, I don't need that circus shit!
#11
Originally Posted by darksom1
Put some socks on her ass and tear-dat-ass up boyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! You ain't fucking her feet! Just don't have no lil hammer-head kids!! And don't take her ass to the pool or the beach without flippers on!!
To the main question - are you serious, or is this for our entertainment? Because I appreciate a good laugh.
If you are serious...First, if it repulses you move on. Otherwise, if you're going to get hung up on minor physical defects you're going to be looking for the perfect girl a long, long time.
Socks go very will with a school girl outfit, and a nurse too.
#19
Originally Posted by dallison
#24
Originally Posted by SG81
ah, what are hammer toes exactly?
#29
Originally Posted by JJ4Short
LOL I am always scared someone will know who I am talking about so I never post pics. Plus she is 5'11 and 120 its not like she has a huge rack or ass meat. Anyone with my flickr account or myspace has seen her. but if you do have said accounts please don't post her pic here.
#30
Originally Posted by JJ4Short
curl your toes up like you are making a fist with your hand but with your feet. Then keep them that way forever! That's hammer toes. I would google image and show you but those hammer toes are different and some are overlapping and odd looking so I dont want to give you a weird image.
#31
Never understood foot fetishes. The fact you are even concerned means you have one. You would hate my feet. I have a little little pinky toe & my toes all curve left on my left foot & right on my right foot.
But yeah your making a reason to not persue.
But yeah your making a reason to not persue.
#37
Not to put a wrench into this whole thing, because I think it's kind of silly, but how many women do you know actually wear socks regularly? Hell, most women don't even wear stockings any more. Closed-toed shoes FTW - in this case.
#38
Originally Posted by RMATIC09
i have really ugly feet,
#39
Originally Posted by JJ4Short
My feet are ugly and really super dry and I am a chubby, and shorter then her. AND all my friends are like "Yeah she can do better" I think otherwise cause I tend to think I am the shit but that's just me.
If she is THAT nice, go for it, hammer toes be damned....
Also, post pics or stfu
#40
I can lend you a hammer to hammer out those toes or a hand saw..whatever you prefer to get the job done.
Hmm... I hope she is drop dead gorgeous. It's like dating a buttah face. At some point you just can't stomach it anymore.
Hmm... I hope she is drop dead gorgeous. It's like dating a buttah face. At some point you just can't stomach it anymore.