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View Poll Results: Well would you date her?
Yes, they are just feet...
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Yes, I have a MC hammer fetish
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No, that's gross
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No, Only toes I love are Mizouses
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Hammer time!

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Old 06-24-2008 | 01:27 AM
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Hammer time!

So I have another girl for you guys to make fun of me for.

Ok so I know a girl who is pretty damned attractive, likes me, I like her, blah blah blah. Only problem is she has hammer toes that she can't get surgery on them till she gets health insurance (She is going back to school next year and I am guessing will have insurance then) IF she decides too. Because of this you never ever see her feet. They look normal except her smaller toes it looks like she is curling them. The nails are clear no gross abnormalities just looks like a person with normal toes who are curling them. Would you continue pursuing or just say fuck it?

Cliffs:
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Hammer toes
Would you fuck her?

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Old 06-24-2008 | 01:38 AM
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It looks like she is curling them...in the regular way? Like if you were going to try to pick up something with your feet? Or do the curl backwards upside down style? How the hell does someone get 'hammer toes' in the first place?
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:46 AM
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Sometimes I think you are like Seinfeld - you'll ALWAYS find an excuse NOT to date someone.
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
It looks like she is curling them...in the regular way? Like if you were going to try to pick up something with your feet? Or do the curl backwards upside down style? How the hell does someone get 'hammer toes' in the first place?
She said as long as she can remember she has had them. She said her mom said she wasn't born like that but they eventually started happening (not exactly sure why her mom didn't stop it). They curl like she is picking something up with her 4 toes and her big toe didn't join the party. Nothing criss cross or anything, no over lapping.
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
Sometimes I think you are like Seinfeld - you'll ALWAYS find an excuse NOT to date someone.


Seinfeld "What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing?"
George "What?"
Seinfeld "Our lives! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men."
George "No we're not. We're not men."
Seinfeld "We come up with all these stupid little reasons to break up with these women."
George "I know, I know! That's what I do. That's what I do!"
Now this one I actually like, I just like letting Azine known when I am dating oddities and what they have to say, tends to make for some good old fashion posting. She lives too far away though if she was here I'd jump her bones. Its funny when we walk around people stare at us because she is 5'11 and I am 5'9 and she weighs like 120.
Old 06-24-2008 | 02:00 AM
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If you have a problem with looking at her toes, just don't suck on them or do her while holding her ankles.
Old 06-24-2008 | 02:00 AM
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As long as you don't have a major foot fettish or really like women to wear open-toed shoes, I think you can work around this.
Old 06-24-2008 | 04:59 AM
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Put some socks on her ass and tear-dat-ass up boyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! You ain't fucking her feet! Just don't have no lil hammer-head kids!! And don't take her ass to the pool or the beach without flippers on!!

Oh yeah, and don't play kickball with her!!


Old 06-24-2008 | 07:24 AM
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+1 for socks. They go well with the slutty cheerleader outfit.
Old 06-24-2008 | 07:50 AM
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Hal: You're dumping Loni?
Mauricio: Lindy!
Hal: Are you crazy? Lindy's gorgeous!
Mauricio: Yeah, but the other day she was sitting on the couch and she's got her bare feet on the coffee table and I notice her second toe is like half an inch longer than her big toe!
Hal: That's why you're dumping her?!
Mauricio: Hey, I don't need that circus shit!
Old 06-24-2008 | 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Put some socks on her ass and tear-dat-ass up boyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! You ain't fucking her feet! Just don't have no lil hammer-head kids!! And don't take her ass to the pool or the beach without flippers on!!


To the main question - are you serious, or is this for our entertainment? Because I appreciate a good laugh.

If you are serious...First, if it repulses you move on. Otherwise, if you're going to get hung up on minor physical defects you're going to be looking for the perfect girl a long, long time.

Socks go very will with a school girl outfit, and a nurse too.
Old 06-24-2008 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
Socks go very will with a school girl outfit, and a nurse too.
Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
+1 for socks. They go well with the slutty cheerleader outfit.


Old 06-24-2008 | 09:20 AM
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This is straight out of "Boomerang". Make her wear some big high heels instead of socks, that will look more appealing(closed toe of course).
Old 06-24-2008 | 09:45 AM
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Where do you find these mutants, JJ?
Old 06-24-2008 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Where do you find these mutants, JJ?
Old 06-24-2008 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
+1 for socks. They go well with the slutty cheerleader outfit.
awesome!
Old 06-24-2008 | 10:55 AM
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For some reason, this thread makes me think of that movie with Halle Berry "Boomerang"...
Old 06-24-2008 | 10:56 AM
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Old 06-24-2008 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by dallison
LOL I am always scared someone will know who I am talking about so I never post pics. Plus she is 5'11 and 120 its not like she has a huge rack or ass meat. Anyone with my flickr account or myspace has seen her. but if you do have said accounts please don't post her pic here.
Old 06-24-2008 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Where do you find these mutants, JJ?
Washington DC Nations capital has prime flipper material
Old 06-24-2008 | 11:25 AM
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damn beat me to it! hahah
Old 06-24-2008 | 11:36 AM
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ah, what are hammer toes exactly?
Old 06-24-2008 | 11:43 AM
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Old 06-24-2008 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by SG81
ah, what are hammer toes exactly?
curl your toes up like you are making a fist with your hand but with your feet. Then keep them that way forever! That's hammer toes. I would google image and show you but those hammer toes are different and some are overlapping and odd looking so I dont want to give you a weird image.
Old 06-24-2008 | 11:49 AM
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i see but still, if she's really hot, then
Old 06-24-2008 | 11:52 AM
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at the 1 no that's gross, thought there would have been more George Costanzas in here.
Old 06-24-2008 | 12:19 PM
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Get her to wear CFM boots

CFM = Come f--- me
Old 06-24-2008 | 12:44 PM
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meh dosent sound like a big deal to me? aint no herpes
Old 06-24-2008 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
LOL I am always scared someone will know who I am talking about so I never post pics. Plus she is 5'11 and 120 its not like she has a huge rack or ass meat. Anyone with my flickr account or myspace has seen her. but if you do have said accounts please don't post her pic here.
no prob, i totally understand. i would feel the same way
Old 06-24-2008 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
curl your toes up like you are making a fist with your hand but with your feet. Then keep them that way forever! That's hammer toes. I would google image and show you but those hammer toes are different and some are overlapping and odd looking so I dont want to give you a weird image.
Bet she's awesome on a trapeze.
Old 06-24-2008 | 12:57 PM
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Never understood foot fetishes. The fact you are even concerned means you have one. You would hate my feet. I have a little little pinky toe & my toes all curve left on my left foot & right on my right foot.

But yeah your making a reason to not persue.
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:24 PM
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i have a strange little toe, will you rate it?
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:41 PM
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i have really ugly feet,
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by RMATIC09
i have really ugly feet,
lol So do I.


I hate feet, so just make her put some socks on and it's all good.
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:53 PM
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Tell her to keep her socks on during sex?
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:54 PM
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where are her pics!
Old 06-24-2008 | 01:57 PM
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Not to put a wrench into this whole thing, because I think it's kind of silly, but how many women do you know actually wear socks regularly? Hell, most women don't even wear stockings any more. Closed-toed shoes FTW - in this case.
Old 06-24-2008 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by RMATIC09
i have really ugly feet,
My feet are ugly and really super dry and I am a chubby, and shorter then her. AND all my friends are like "Yeah she can do better" I think otherwise cause I tend to think I am the shit but that's just me.
Old 06-24-2008 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
My feet are ugly and really super dry and I am a chubby, and shorter then her. AND all my friends are like "Yeah she can do better" I think otherwise cause I tend to think I am the shit but that's just me.
Damn, I'm glad I'm not the only one

If she is THAT nice, go for it, hammer toes be damned....

Also, post pics or stfu
Old 06-24-2008 | 05:19 PM
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I can lend you a hammer to hammer out those toes or a hand saw..whatever you prefer to get the job done.

Hmm... I hope she is drop dead gorgeous. It's like dating a buttah face. At some point you just can't stomach it anymore.


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