Lol. sry had to do it..

Went to the bank today to deposit the past 3 weeks of detailing money + paycheck.. total of $2700 .. look at this noob bragging about his money ... right? no, but thats how the conversation sparked, kinna..

So I walked in and noticed her, filled out my slip and went on my way to the line thang, she looked at me and gave off one of those hidden smiles; the ones where you can tell they're just smilin to themselves.. and then with her nervous voice she said "Oh I can help you right here".. So I asked how her day was she said slow and boring... Myself? Long and great, since I took the day off of work . So I take the wad of cash out and the check at hand, her eyes just grew like 5x bigger (Note: She's viet, but her eyes aren't small, but they did get noticably bigger lol). So jokingly she says, yeah apparently you havn't been to the bank in a while... asked me where I work.

I didn't want to sound like a snob so I kind of just laughed along and then told her i do structural engineering in the city.. sidenote: I moved down to this neighborhood last month. So I asked her if shes new here, I've never seen her here before the few times I've been here. She says I'm always here, well except monday and wednesdays, but other than that i'm here everyday . At this point theres a line beginning to develop and I'm trying to finish the deal before she finishs the transaction. I asked her if she knew where theres a Staples (knowingly there was one across the street since I was gonna go there after).. thats when I told her I just moved down here recently and didn't know the area too well.

She asked where? I said off x street and shes like ohhh i know exactly where that is. I notice the next lady in line is starting to get pantsy, shifting her legs left to right constantly. So I told her I'll let her get back to work, theres quite a few people waiting there.
Then she says "I'll see you again?", and I said next week
Hopefully close the deal next week!

No cliffs, if you dont want to read it then dont lol

I immediately though of Dope!'s failpost when I saw the cute girl, I had to post a failpost of my own

 

thats not bad, she asked if she will see you again. YOU ARE IN MY FRIEND

next week close the deal and this will be the official Girl at teh bank thread not the other one

 

sick of this crap.

 

Please let this thread be about 17 pages shorter...

 

Damn it....not another one.

 

She must've thought you weren't too observant.

 

x 2.

Just post after you close Christ, I wasted hours on dope's escapades when I coulda been injecting more botox.

Keep up the good work, good angle on alluding to being new to the neighborhood and all. Doesn't come across as creepy. Hopefully, she's not disappointed when you don't roll in with a wad of benjamins next week but she sounds cool and not like a gold digger.

Vietnamese girls are the bomb.

 

So are polynesian/philipinos.

I'm sure you see your fair share of those.

 

Padawan, your taste in women is as good as your taste in cars.

 

 

i want to see some success by page 5....but you did a lot more then dope.

try to find the girl on myspace? speed along the process

 

This again?

 

Nudes by page 3 (of HER) or bannage.

 

post pics or fail

 

I love this section of AZ. hahahahh

 

+1

 

Sounds like you're off to a great start, now seal the deal next week

 

FAIL Alert: See the part before the bold part? That part set up the bold part. The bold part was the opening you were looking for (think Moses and the Red Sea-type opening!!!).

The FAIL came immediately after the bold part...the part in blue. Which makes the part in yellow mean CAUTION!!

Now you see why this ain't for everybody...

 

 

It ain't a failpost unless someone points out the fail of it

thanks

 

Which bank do you go to?

 

HOLY FREAKIN HELL not this shit again.

 

^ That looks pretty official to me...

 

(Credit to zeroday for this creation long ago)

 

^ R&P hahahahahahahah

 

LOL , thats all I got to say about that .

 

Was this in san jose or fremont? I'm vietnamese I saw a cute chick at the bank too, but didnt want a girl at bank thread. You better make this quick and easy for everyone.

 

Can I get some f'ing cliff notes please. Jesus.

 

Cliffs:
Kid goes to bank with wad of dough
Hot Vietnamese chick is his teller
she is moistened by his money
He hits on her
She wants to see HIM again....
Overall: He fails less than D0pe, much less.

 

Nice cliffs nate

 

These fools way over react when they see a fine girl or at least take their word for it.. Besides Viet girls are primarily ugly...

I know i know. I am a hater

 

Doesn't anybody use a fawkin ATM anymore?

 

You mean those robotic tellers? Yumchah does.

 

Great one! Thanks zeroday for making the image.

Hope this thread actually turns out to be something!!!

 

tell me about it




hey, that's not nice! lol i at least provided a pic and i update it every time she write back

 

^ how is he gonna provied a pic man, "Hey can I take your pic so I can show my internet friends that I am not lieng when I said I am talking to a cute bank teller" haha

 

let him figure it out lol

 

Yea i def woulda sealed the deal right then and there and been on the date next week but to each his own. If you made that much convo, another 10 seconds to get the digits written on your receipt wouldnt have hurt.

 

yeaaaah well I didn't see those pictures... all I saw was a whole lot of...

fail.


I was too busy looking for progress to be bothered with pictures. lol jk man, at least you "tried."

 

So...she looked at your deposit amount, and THEN her eyes opened wide and she was interested? She sounds like a winnar