Is a necessary evil that we must all do, but god it SUCKS.

Sure, I can deal with a blood test and visual inspection.

BUT getting a fucking swab crammed in your cock is NOT FUN. shit burns......

All this crap when I already I'm clean. Just so my girl can have peace of mind, sigh the shit we go through...

 

I almost knocked out my doctor when they did that swab thing when I went.

 

fuck that

what're a couple of lumps and lesions gonna do?

stick with the STDs - they're a fun biology lesson

 

Did they make you bend over and cough too?

 

no thank god, that start doing that when you get a physical after you turn 30. start checking for polyps and crap...cant wait for that shit

being responsible sucks

 

ouch...I'm thinking that it feels comparable to having a catheter used to help you pee...had that done when I was 5...ahh! fucking ouch!

 

dude i was gonna go get tested, now im not ...... jk

 

never been tested (ahh big V over here), but the swab thing sounds painful

 

have never been tested....never needed to......they call me the virgin hunter!!!!

 

Where do you go to get tested???? Is there an 800 number to call?

 

and this is based on the assumption that all women tell the truth?

 

It sucks but going out like Rock Hudson, Freddy Mercury, Easy-E or some of the latest porn stars is not cool.

 

 

 

that swab up the pee hole is no fucking joke. Then they start twisting it and shit, OMG, its the fucking worst.

 

Yeah, I think I'll pass on that.

 

yep

 

my god im in pain right ow just thinking about that

 

Me too

 

WTF

never been tested. and now thanks to this thread... i probably never will be... and will die young and happy.

 

yea man fuck that, it hurts just reading about it

 

 

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but anyways, ive had it done twice.....first time was by a male doctor, the second was the best, a female nurse cause no males were on duty and i had kidney problems, so they had to test for ghonerea(dont know how to spell)..and it was hard, trying to keep from getting hard cause she was fine! ohh..and then they "did the wrong test" so she had to do it again ...

but its painful as hell....i was squeezing the table the whole time...

 

just talking abt getting tested makes my eyes squint and grab my dick in pain...AHHHH STOP!!

 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS...I heard the visual and blood...WTF is this swab thing????? HOLY $HIT Batman....no freakin way......is there any reading crap on this on the net........

 

The swab test is for clymidia and gonorhea. i cant spell either...


Oh yeah I came back clean on everything fucking shame i ended it with the chick

 

Well at least you know your clean Now move on to the next chick playa.

 

oh stfu all you pussies. a swab up your damn dick won't kill you. you don't have pap smears, menstrual cramps and, OH, childbirth.

go get tested. no one wants your shit.

 

one way to close a thread: post the words pap smears, cramps and childbirth. guaranteed to chase men away from any thread.

and i dont know about you but pap smears dont hurt??

 

yeah they dont hurt...unless u're a virgin when they stick in the speculum and clamp it open. Now cramps and childbirth are another story

 

Yes it will.

 

yeah i guess suppermegagloss, that you would have to relate it to shoving a q-tip up our pissers.

 

^^^ that shit hurts! When I was a child I refused to pee and they shoved a catheter up my pisser....burned and hurt to walk for a few hours...:'(

 

Why did you refuse to pee? I bet if they wanted to be really mean they could have picked the bag up above your waist...

 

I dont know, I was reallllllly young at the time but I can still remember it...I must have had a reason back then

 

Maybe you weren't drinking enough and didn't have to go....

What can you do but scream at that age.

 

I dont know but that shit HURT....after that I peed every time I needed to.

 

hahahaha

My sister had one after kidney surgery, I guess she was asleep when they put it in, but when they took it out it was like she had ghonorrea with the burning sensation.

 

thats amazing, first useful thing i really learned on here. Was going to get tested next time i went to the doctor, too. Now i know i won't. Ill just wait till i show signs.

 

haha, if they're scared of the words, i hope they're scared of the consequences of not getting tested and being safe..

no, paps don't hurt, but they're not exactly comfortable.. that scrapey thing is horrid.. or whatever that's called that they collect cells with. it's bad enough when a guy bangs into it...