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Old 08-23-2005, 09:51 AM
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Unfortunately I don't remember my first time. I know I was at a party with my then gf and we both got really drunk. I remember going into my friends room and were fooling around on the bean bag. Then we were humping like rabbits but it was all a blur. All I do remember was waking up to my friend kicking me in the ribs telling me to get up and get dressed. My gf was laying naked next to me trying to cover herself. I know we had sex but not sure how it was.
Old 08-23-2005, 10:08 AM
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he lasted 2 secs..in and done.
Old 08-23-2005, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
Being shot in the eye is called the "Angry Pirate"

Actually the full Angry Pirate is when you pull out and nut in her eye than kick her in the shin. She will put a hand over her eye, hop on one leg and scream "Argggg"
lmao....so creative
Old 08-23-2005, 03:55 PM
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I "accidently" gave my girlfriend the Angry Pirate this weekend, but then she let me give her yellow discipline to wash it out of her eye. She is now acting like Ray Charles due to the urine in her eyes.
Old 08-23-2005, 04:43 PM
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picked up Slore at a dance, dranked lots of liquor ended up in her bed. Next morning I woke up
and as I was leaving her house said goodbye to her parents.(she lived in a third floor aparment). Never saw her again (she did have a huge rack ).
Old 08-23-2005, 05:05 PM
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mine's boring..I was 18, had been hooking up with this girl I met at college for about a week. One night in my dorm she asked me "What I wanted to do" You guys can figure the rest out from there...
Old 08-23-2005, 09:17 PM
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A bunch of us met at a buddy's house, when I was 15, to get a ride to the Blackfoot / Nazareth concert. His 18 yr. old sister talked me into skipping the concert and staying behind with her... I knew what was in store, she had just de-virginized my other friend about 2 weeks earlier.

Diane in WV, thank you.
Old 08-23-2005, 10:08 PM
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im sure your buddy was happy knowing his older sister was banging a bunch of his 15 year old friends
Old 08-25-2005, 09:36 AM
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18 years old, got drunk, ugly dragon woman raped me on a 4th floor balcony at the Hyatt in Hilton Head Island. All I remember about it was from friends stories who watched said event through the bedroom curtains.
Old 09-03-2005, 08:24 PM
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I was hanging out my friends house one night with him and this girl who I liked for a while but we were just friends...we never hooked up before or anything. That night between the 3 of us we finished a a little more than 1/2 a handle of Crown Royal. We went to my friends room to hang chill out and listen to some music. At this time the girl was sitting on the bed and I was sitting on a foot stool type thing at the end of the bed and my friend was sitting on the floor. The lights were off except a lava lamp and a black light. The girl was sitting really close to me and we just started to make out for a few minutes. That stopped and about 10 minutes later she said "its really hot in here" and took off her shirt... a couple minutes later she took off her shorts and was just wearing her bra and little boy shorts(which were sooo hot!!!). My friend said alright im getting down to my boxers and told me to do the same. so we did. A few minutes later She puked into a trash can but we made her go brush her teeth. lol Then she took off her bra and told us she loved her nipples being sucked. so my friend and I each took a nipple and started to play around with her. we were all sitting on the bed when my friend says "Yo we should both fuck you" and she said "OK" I was in shock and couldn't believe what was going on. My friend asked me if I wanted to go 1st and being in such shock I told him to go. I stood in the corner and when he was finished I went and then switched again. What a crazy night. The next morning the 3 of us went to breakfast and she told us "Do Not Tell Anyon Else!!" So we kept it a little secret for a couple weeks and then told all our other friends. What a whore she was and for the past couple years my friend will say to me once in a while "You will never forget this face" What a way to lose your virginity....with you best friend in the room. haha. kinda weird but a good story.
Old 09-03-2005, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Shiffy
I was hanging out my friends house one night with him and this girl who I liked for a while but we were just friends...we never hooked up before or anything. That night between the 3 of us we finished a a little more than 1/2 a handle of Crown Royal. We went to my friends room to hang chill out and listen to some music. At this time the girl was sitting on the bed and I was sitting on a foot stool type thing at the end of the bed and my friend was sitting on the floor. The lights were off except a lava lamp and a black light. The girl was sitting really close to me and we just started to make out for a few minutes. That stopped and about 10 minutes later she said "its really hot in here" and took off her shirt... a couple minutes later she took off her shorts and was just wearing her bra and little boy shorts(which were sooo hot!!!). My friend said alright im getting down to my boxers and told me to do the same. so we did. A few minutes later She puked into a trash can but we made her go brush her teeth. lol Then she took off her bra and told us she loved her nipples being sucked. so my friend and I each took a nipple and started to play around with her. we were all sitting on the bed when my friend says "Yo we should both fuck you" and she said "OK" I was in shock and couldn't believe what was going on. My friend asked me if I wanted to go 1st and being in such shock I told him to go. I stood in the corner and when he was finished I went and then switched again. What a crazy night. The next morning the 3 of us went to breakfast and she told us "Do Not Tell Anyon Else!!" So we kept it a little secret for a couple weeks and then told all our other friends. What a whore she was and for the past couple years my friend will say to me once in a while "You will never forget this face" What a way to lose your virginity....with you best friend in the room. haha. kinda weird but a good story.
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Old 09-03-2005, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
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it was Tag Team action. I never saw him naked and he didnt see me. So it really wasnt a big deal.
Old 09-03-2005, 08:52 PM
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:theghey: :theghey: :theghey: :theghey: :theghey: :theghey: , come on just say it ,you sucked your friends nipple too.
Old 09-03-2005, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by geminisdc
:theghey: :theghey: :theghey: :theghey: :theghey: :theghey: , come on just say it ,you sucked your friends nipple too.
FUCK NO!! Didn't touch him at all. You guys are crazy.
Old 09-03-2005, 09:12 PM
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"I'm here for the gangbang"
Old 09-03-2005, 10:17 PM
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17, in my best friends mothers bed. The same bed that my other 5 friends all lost thier virginity in. She got rid of that bed like 3 years ago, if she only knew how much action that bed actually got............
Old 09-05-2005, 03:14 AM
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one night i got really bored and wacked off...
Old 09-05-2005, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by SanJoseRoller
one night i got really bored and wacked off...

Old 09-05-2005, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by lodi781
17, in my best friends mothers bed. The same bed that my other 5 friends all lost thier virginity in. She got rid of that bed like 3 years ago, if she only knew how much action that bed actually got............
If you only knew how much action that bed actually got from your friend's mom's boyfriends. Especially the water games and S&M hairy men fetish thing she had...
Old 09-05-2005, 05:02 PM
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Last weekend i met this girl on thursday. We hung out all thursday, friday and friday night i met up and we were both kinda sloppy high/drunk. Made a quick exit to my dorm, made out for a bit and then she asked if i had fucked (which i thought was a tad vulgar). i said no but i would. anyway, long story short i couldn't get it up cause i was pretty nervous and fucked up.

Next night we tried again and was successful on my friends couch in the living room. Took about 15 seconds.

Ive managed to bring that up to about 15 minutes in the past week, but im not going to lie, i have no fucking clue what im doing except what ive seen in porn....but its a ton of fun
Old 09-05-2005, 05:17 PM
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Old 09-05-2005, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SanJoseRoller
one night i got really bored and wacked off...

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