"First time" stories
08-17-2005, 03:54 PM
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"First time" stories
I'll start with mine although it's not all that interesting...
It was a few hours after valentine's day following a school dance... we were staying at a friends house while his parents were away. My girfriend at the time and I were on my friend's livingroom couch and all she had to say was, "do you have a condom?"
I was like, BAM! grabbed the wallet and took out the one i had been carrying with me for a couple of weeks in anticipation of the event.
Nothing spectacular of course, maybe lasted 2 minutes but i went to sleep very content and had her over for breakfast at my parents house the next morning. We kept looking at each other and smiling/laughing. good times... but i'm sure someone has a much better/more interesting story than mine.
A buddy and i were joking one time that losing your virginity seems to happen in whatever place you can find at the time (like on a friends couch).
So let's hear your story...
It was a few hours after valentine's day following a school dance... we were staying at a friends house while his parents were away. My girfriend at the time and I were on my friend's livingroom couch and all she had to say was, "do you have a condom?"
I was like, BAM! grabbed the wallet and took out the one i had been carrying with me for a couple of weeks in anticipation of the event.
Nothing spectacular of course, maybe lasted 2 minutes but i went to sleep very content and had her over for breakfast at my parents house the next morning. We kept looking at each other and smiling/laughing. good times... but i'm sure someone has a much better/more interesting story than mine.
A buddy and i were joking one time that losing your virginity seems to happen in whatever place you can find at the time (like on a friends couch).
So let's hear your story...
08-17-2005, 04:04 PM
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...okay, so I was working at Nordstrom's, and it was a store far away from where I was living, cause I had taken a promotion... and got transfered... I started noticing this employee kept giving me the "eye" and so one day, we started talking and she was like... "...hey, do you wanna go to 'Denny's' and get something eat after work?...". So, we did... we talked for so long that it got late and she offered to let me sleep on her couch, cause she lived near where we were...
BACK AT HER APARTMENT
...so, she offered me some wine, and I started to get the hint that I was going to lose my virginity that night... but yet, I was still really shy (and naive, for that matter). Since I was in "Lost Prevention" (security department at Nordstrom), we always have hand cuffs... I used to just keep'em in my back pocket... it was getting unconfortible, so I took'em out... and laid it on the coffee table... BOY! Did that get her attention... so she said to me... that she's never had hand cuffs on before and wanted to see how it felt... so I cuffed her... anyway, this would be a very long story if I went into details... but all I can say is... she looked so innocent... but yet... she sooooooooo naughty!!! She wouldn't believe me when I told her that I was a virgin, cause I was older... it really took a lot of convincing... anyway we messed around for about a month... it was like everyday!!!
BACK AT HER APARTMENT
...so, she offered me some wine, and I started to get the hint that I was going to lose my virginity that night... but yet, I was still really shy (and naive, for that matter). Since I was in "Lost Prevention" (security department at Nordstrom), we always have hand cuffs... I used to just keep'em in my back pocket... it was getting unconfortible, so I took'em out... and laid it on the coffee table... BOY! Did that get her attention... so she said to me... that she's never had hand cuffs on before and wanted to see how it felt... so I cuffed her... anyway, this would be a very long story if I went into details... but all I can say is... she looked so innocent... but yet... she sooooooooo naughty!!! She wouldn't believe me when I told her that I was a virgin, cause I was older... it really took a lot of convincing... anyway we messed around for about a month... it was like everyday!!!
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Originally Posted by dom
She was laughing at the 2 minutes.
It was her first time too... so what did she know. And there were many more times to follow.
Elaborate on the hotel room...
08-17-2005, 05:13 PM
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I was 18, in college..It was Friday the 13th ...
I believe my exact words were "Let's get it over with" LOL (he was a virgin too)
I fell off the bed onto roomie's fan (no she wasn't there at the time :-)
broke it...
He almost knocked himself out on this shelf above my bed..
good times, good times...
like something out of a 3 stooges show...LOL
I believe my exact words were "Let's get it over with" LOL (he was a virgin too)
I fell off the bed onto roomie's fan (no she wasn't there at the time :-)
broke it...
He almost knocked himself out on this shelf above my bed..
good times, good times...
like something out of a 3 stooges show...LOL
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It was the summer after my sophomore year of high school. Ah yes, times were so much simpler then. During that time, I was literally begging my virgin GF to let me do something other than feel her boobies and finger the outside of her panties. After confessing my undying love for her for the umpteenth time, the barrier of resistance was broken (literally). Well here's the run-down:
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
08-17-2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
The first time i went down on a girl i felt the same way. Gawd it was awful, but i kept at it, knowing my turn was coming up next. My friends at the time just said, "well, you gotta give to receive!"Good story!
08-17-2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
It was the summer after my sophomore year of high school. Ah yes, times were so much simpler then. During that time, I was literally begging my virgin GF to let me do something other than feel her boobies and finger the outside of her panties. After confessing my undying love for her for the umpteenth time, the barrier of resistance was broken (literally). Well here's the run-down:
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
LMAO.
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08-17-2005, 05:44 PM
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the first time i had sex with my GF i came in her...i wasnt wearing a rubber and i was just like fuck it and boom....hahahaha
the next morning at planned parenthood i was sitting around all the other people like..."yea bitch i had sex...im so fucking cool"
she let me cum in her again before she took the emergency pill....fuck rubbers
the next morning at planned parenthood i was sitting around all the other people like..."yea bitch i had sex...im so fucking cool"
she let me cum in her again before she took the emergency pill....fuck rubbers
08-17-2005, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
It was the summer after my sophomore year of high school. Ah yes, times were so much simpler then. During that time, I was literally begging my virgin GF to let me do something other than feel her boobies and finger the outside of her panties. After confessing my undying love for her for the umpteenth time, the barrier of resistance was broken (literally). Well here's the run-down:
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
awesome
08-17-2005, 05:59 PM
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How I lost virginity #1:
I was with the dude from my work at the time. We made out in the freezer and then went home after our shifts to his house cause his parents were gone. We essentially got straight to it and went into a 69. I remember being a little bit choked by the onslaught of upper thigh hair (I'm sure it was no better for him). But the taste was fine and he was easy to work on. It took us about 5 or so minutes, then he was done, then I finished a minute later. We let it splash on his bed instead of getting it in our mouths. Then we hear a knock at the door. HIS LITTLE SISTER was listening the whole time and giggling! He's like, "Sara fuck off!!"
How I lost virginity #2:
I had been going out with my (now ex) boyfriend for 8 or so months when we finally decided to do "it". This was gonna be my first time ever. It takes FOREVER to even loosen me up enough to get two condom-covered-fingers in. He inserted himself (he's not very big, and actually bought the correct size condoms), and it took about 45 seconds before I made him stop cause it hurt like a bitch. That turned me off of it! Even with lots and lots of lubrication, it still hurt. What a terrible experience. Haven't done it since.
How I didn't quite lose virginity #3:
We decided to try the other way around after that miserable failure (but on a different night). So I buy Trojan "large" condoms, and we're about to go at it. Problem is that while the condoms are LONG enough, they pinched like Catwoman during her period. I couldn't stay hard. I couldn't even insert it. Then the whole situation started turning me off. What a failure. Haven't tried since.
I was with the dude from my work at the time. We made out in the freezer and then went home after our shifts to his house cause his parents were gone. We essentially got straight to it and went into a 69. I remember being a little bit choked by the onslaught of upper thigh hair (I'm sure it was no better for him). But the taste was fine and he was easy to work on. It took us about 5 or so minutes, then he was done, then I finished a minute later. We let it splash on his bed instead of getting it in our mouths. Then we hear a knock at the door. HIS LITTLE SISTER was listening the whole time and giggling! He's like, "Sara fuck off!!"
How I lost virginity #2:
I had been going out with my (now ex) boyfriend for 8 or so months when we finally decided to do "it". This was gonna be my first time ever. It takes FOREVER to even loosen me up enough to get two condom-covered-fingers in. He inserted himself (he's not very big, and actually bought the correct size condoms), and it took about 45 seconds before I made him stop cause it hurt like a bitch. That turned me off of it! Even with lots and lots of lubrication, it still hurt. What a terrible experience. Haven't done it since.
How I didn't quite lose virginity #3:
We decided to try the other way around after that miserable failure (but on a different night). So I buy Trojan "large" condoms, and we're about to go at it. Problem is that while the condoms are LONG enough, they pinched like Catwoman during her period. I couldn't stay hard. I couldn't even insert it. Then the whole situation started turning me off. What a failure. Haven't tried since.
08-17-2005, 06:00 PM
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It was one of those rare moments in life where "immensely awkward" met "strangely fulfilling" and embraced.
It'll be chapter 5 in my autobiography which will begin with the line "Fueled by lust, hampered by inexperience ..."
It'll be chapter 5 in my autobiography which will begin with the line "Fueled by lust, hampered by inexperience ..."
08-17-2005, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
It was the summer after my sophomore year of high school. Ah yes, times were so much simpler then. During that time, I was literally begging my virgin GF to let me do something other than feel her boobies and finger the outside of her panties. After confessing my undying love for her for the umpteenth time, the barrier of resistance was broken (literally). Well here's the run-down:
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
great story though
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08-17-2005, 09:04 PM
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Junior in HS with my girlfriend. Thats about all I can remember.
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Bangin' her in her bedroom at her parents condo.
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That was some serious fun man. And I can thank her sweet, heart shaped ass for the reason that to this day I still love drillin doggy style. Its just so dang natural.
Best of luck to you Jill...you were my first.
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That was some serious fun man. And I can thank her sweet, heart shaped ass for the reason that to this day I still love drillin doggy style. Its just so dang natural.
Best of luck to you Jill...you were my first.
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one week after i start dating with my frist gf, we had it at my condo
it was fun and memorable, i still remember the first time when i tried to find a way to get in....took a while coz i couldn't find it, but after it feels so warm and tight
and i did creampie her afterall~ that was the best ever
it was fun and memorable, i still remember the first time when i tried to find a way to get in....took a while coz i couldn't find it, but after it feels so warm and tight
and i did creampie her afterall~ that was the best ever
08-18-2005, 01:24 AM
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Alyssa you skank whore tramp from Hell, this ones for you.
So this new girl starts showing up at my bustop in the Winter of eigth grade. She had such a nice tight ass and firm plump breasts that I couldnt stop staring at her. That first day, she caught me staring at her tits but didnt turn away, she just stared directly at me and smiled. It intimidated the shit out of me. I mean, who the hell stares into your eyes when they catch you mindsterbating to their body. A dirty slut does thats who, I soon learned.
Well, we didnt finally talk until her 3rd or 4th morning at the bustop. That day we just made casual conversation about which house she just moved in to and where she was from. Nothing memorable.
The next time I saw her was that same day on the ride home. She came and sat by me on the bus and we talked the whole way. When we got to our stop, it was pouring down rain, the type of rain you should run like hell to get out of. Well, that was exactly what I did. I threw her a quick goodbye and ran off like a typical oblivious 8th grade boy. She, on the other hand, walked slowly after me towards the direction of her house. By the time she passed my house, i was cussing and banging at my front door because I couldnt find my keys. She stopped at the end of my driveway and yelled that i could come over and hang out of i was locked out.
I turn around to see who just offered and I see her standing at the foot of my driveway with a black bra visibly showing through her soaked white T shirt. My eighth grade wiener went from flacid to def con three and I gladly accepted.
As soon as we got to her house, she did exactly these 6 steps.
1. open the door
2. exclaim how soaked she is.
3. head strait for her bedroom.
4. rip off her shirt by the time she left the living room
5. ripped of her pants down the hall (as i soon learned when I got to the hallway)
6. Yell from her bedroom that I dont have to wait in the living room if I dont want.
I sat there stunned, not knowing what to do. I decided to check it out but I had never seen a real girl in her bra and panties yet so I was super intimidated as to what I might find. The 25 foot walk down to her bedroom seemed like an eternity. As I enter the hallway, i see her crumpled up jeans, thus building my anticipation even more.
When I finally get to her bedroom, we bumped into each other at the door because she was briskly heading around the corner to come get me/grab her purse from the dining room. She says excuse me followed by a BRB. It took me a minute to grasp that fact that the chick who just bumped into me was wearing only a bra and panties. So now im sitting there in her room alone knowing that any second this girl will be walking back into her room and I will get my first full frontal of a real girl. I nervously tried to position myself on her bed so I could get a clear view of her walking in without completely staring. I hear her footsteps approaching and all the blood rushes to my head with anticipation of the moment i have been forever waiting for. She finally crosses the threshold of the door and shes wearing a pink robe.
OMG I think to myself. This chick totally undressed herself in front of my and due to my nervousness, all I saw was the back of her brastrap when she ripped off her shirt, and her ass when she ran down the hallway towards the dining room.
I thought to myself that i had missed my only chance to see a girl in her bra and panties. I suck at life i thought.
While im kicking my own ass in my mind, i am soon interupted by her lifting my shirt off from behind and telling me that Im pretty wet to. Oh, i hadnt noticed i thought. When she gets my shirt off I feel her lips touch my back and she starts kissing me. I finally man up, turn around and take over from there. I slipped her robe off and lay her on the bed. We grind and make out for a while until she ripps off my jeans and asks me to reach into her bedside drawer for a condum. As i reach, the thoughts in my head range from....OMG OMG IM GONNA GET LAID! to WHAT KINDA 14 YEAR OLD HAS CONDOMS IN HER NIGHTSTAND!
Anyway, I fumble with puttin it on and fumble my way into her. 2 minutes later i have my very first orgasm and damn was it good! I hadnt discovered my right hand yet so an orgasm was foreign to me at that point. It was a hell of a shock to finally lean what one is like inside of a girl.
I awkwardly roll off her when i finish and she lays there staring up at the ceiling with a smile on her face. A few seconds later, she reaches into her nightstand and pulls out a long decking nail. I think to myself, wTF is that for. Once she grabs it, she reaches up to her wooden headboard and scatches a diagonal line in the weed. As I watch, i realize the line was crossing 4 tally marks and it occurs to me that this chick is marking me off as a tally. I was her 5th conquer as a 14 year old girl but she was my first
So this new girl starts showing up at my bustop in the Winter of eigth grade. She had such a nice tight ass and firm plump breasts that I couldnt stop staring at her. That first day, she caught me staring at her tits but didnt turn away, she just stared directly at me and smiled. It intimidated the shit out of me. I mean, who the hell stares into your eyes when they catch you mindsterbating to their body. A dirty slut does thats who, I soon learned.
Well, we didnt finally talk until her 3rd or 4th morning at the bustop. That day we just made casual conversation about which house she just moved in to and where she was from. Nothing memorable.
The next time I saw her was that same day on the ride home. She came and sat by me on the bus and we talked the whole way. When we got to our stop, it was pouring down rain, the type of rain you should run like hell to get out of. Well, that was exactly what I did. I threw her a quick goodbye and ran off like a typical oblivious 8th grade boy. She, on the other hand, walked slowly after me towards the direction of her house. By the time she passed my house, i was cussing and banging at my front door because I couldnt find my keys. She stopped at the end of my driveway and yelled that i could come over and hang out of i was locked out.
I turn around to see who just offered and I see her standing at the foot of my driveway with a black bra visibly showing through her soaked white T shirt. My eighth grade wiener went from flacid to def con three and I gladly accepted.
As soon as we got to her house, she did exactly these 6 steps.
1. open the door
2. exclaim how soaked she is.
3. head strait for her bedroom.
4. rip off her shirt by the time she left the living room
5. ripped of her pants down the hall (as i soon learned when I got to the hallway)
6. Yell from her bedroom that I dont have to wait in the living room if I dont want.
I sat there stunned, not knowing what to do. I decided to check it out but I had never seen a real girl in her bra and panties yet so I was super intimidated as to what I might find. The 25 foot walk down to her bedroom seemed like an eternity. As I enter the hallway, i see her crumpled up jeans, thus building my anticipation even more.
When I finally get to her bedroom, we bumped into each other at the door because she was briskly heading around the corner to come get me/grab her purse from the dining room. She says excuse me followed by a BRB. It took me a minute to grasp that fact that the chick who just bumped into me was wearing only a bra and panties. So now im sitting there in her room alone knowing that any second this girl will be walking back into her room and I will get my first full frontal of a real girl. I nervously tried to position myself on her bed so I could get a clear view of her walking in without completely staring. I hear her footsteps approaching and all the blood rushes to my head with anticipation of the moment i have been forever waiting for. She finally crosses the threshold of the door and shes wearing a pink robe.
OMG I think to myself. This chick totally undressed herself in front of my and due to my nervousness, all I saw was the back of her brastrap when she ripped off her shirt, and her ass when she ran down the hallway towards the dining room.
I thought to myself that i had missed my only chance to see a girl in her bra and panties. I suck at life i thought.While im kicking my own ass in my mind, i am soon interupted by her lifting my shirt off from behind and telling me that Im pretty wet to. Oh, i hadnt noticed i thought. When she gets my shirt off I feel her lips touch my back and she starts kissing me. I finally man up, turn around and take over from there. I slipped her robe off and lay her on the bed. We grind and make out for a while until she ripps off my jeans and asks me to reach into her bedside drawer for a condum. As i reach, the thoughts in my head range from....OMG OMG IM GONNA GET LAID! to WHAT KINDA 14 YEAR OLD HAS CONDOMS IN HER NIGHTSTAND!
Anyway, I fumble with puttin it on and fumble my way into her. 2 minutes later i have my very first orgasm and damn was it good! I hadnt discovered my right hand yet so an orgasm was foreign to me at that point. It was a hell of a shock to finally lean what one is like inside of a girl.
I awkwardly roll off her when i finish and she lays there staring up at the ceiling with a smile on her face. A few seconds later, she reaches into her nightstand and pulls out a long decking nail. I think to myself, wTF is that for. Once she grabs it, she reaches up to her wooden headboard and scatches a diagonal line in the weed. As I watch, i realize the line was crossing 4 tally marks and it occurs to me that this chick is marking me off as a tally. I was her 5th conquer as a 14 year old girl but she was my first
08-18-2005, 02:12 AM
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That's a good first time story.
I want to share my first threesome with twins at age 9. Well, not a real threesome but still got to see them naked. There were these twin girls around my age, maybe like 8, in my apartment complex and sometimes I would see them around. One they I was hanging out in the apartment playground when they came over and started talking to me. They asked me if I like Transformers and I said yes. They said their dad just bought them the new transformers and that I could play with it. As we are leaving my sister (11) sees me leaving with them and asks where we are going. She asks to come along and so we all go to their place.
So we go into their apartment and I'm playing with the Transformers and my sister is watching TV. The girls disappear into their room and soon thereafter calls me to come in. I go in curious to see what's going on and they are both standing on their bed holding their blanket in front of them. They are jumping up and down and giggling. I'm sort of annoyed at this point because I think they are laughing at me so I asked them what's so funny.
That's when they just dropped the sheet and they weren't wearing anything. I was just sort of sitting there dumbfounded when my sister comes in and screams "What are you guys doing?" and takes me out and home.
It took me a while to figure out what happened but when I did I was pissed at my sister. I figure I would have made long stride towards my medical degree that day if I had a few more hours...
Of course I never see them again and they move out shortly thereafter. My real first time of sex would have to wait many more years...
I want to share my first threesome with twins at age 9. Well, not a real threesome but still got to see them naked. There were these twin girls around my age, maybe like 8, in my apartment complex and sometimes I would see them around. One they I was hanging out in the apartment playground when they came over and started talking to me. They asked me if I like Transformers and I said yes. They said their dad just bought them the new transformers and that I could play with it. As we are leaving my sister (11) sees me leaving with them and asks where we are going. She asks to come along and so we all go to their place.
So we go into their apartment and I'm playing with the Transformers and my sister is watching TV. The girls disappear into their room and soon thereafter calls me to come in. I go in curious to see what's going on and they are both standing on their bed holding their blanket in front of them. They are jumping up and down and giggling. I'm sort of annoyed at this point because I think they are laughing at me so I asked them what's so funny.
That's when they just dropped the sheet and they weren't wearing anything. I was just sort of sitting there dumbfounded when my sister comes in and screams "What are you guys doing?" and takes me out and home.
It took me a while to figure out what happened but when I did I was pissed at my sister. I figure I would have made long stride towards my medical degree that day if I had a few more hours...
Of course I never see them again and they move out shortly thereafter. My real first time of sex would have to wait many more years...
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08-18-2005, 09:37 AM
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I was 19 and she was 18 and we were both virgins. Well all she wanted to do was oral and grinding. I decided "I can't grind without a condom because of pre cum" MUAHAHA! Oldest trick in the book. While grinding she got hot and heavy and I slid it in....it sucked because neither of us knew what we were doing...took a while but now it's great...we broke up a month ago.
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I was 16 and she was 15. She was my first girlfriend then (now she's just a skank ho). we did it on my parents couch in the basement while my parents were upstairs still. Didnt even take all my clothes. She had a skirt on. I didnt finish because i heard my dad coming down the steps. To this this day, I think they knew i was getting mine's in the basement.
08-18-2005, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by SDCGTSX
That's a good first time story.
I want to share my first threesome with twins at age 9. Well, not a real threesome but still got to see them naked. There were these twin girls around my age, maybe like 8, in my apartment complex and sometimes I would see them around.
I want to share my first threesome with twins at age 9. Well, not a real threesome but still got to see them naked. There were these twin girls around my age, maybe like 8, in my apartment complex and sometimes I would see them around.
I saw more poon before age 9 then i did again till i was 18. Lots of neighborhood girls to play doctor with back then, but actual sex was never even a consideration.
08-18-2005, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
Alyssa you skank whore tramp from Hell, this ones for you.
So this new girl starts showing up at my bustop in the Winter of eigth grade. She had such a nice tight ass and firm plump breasts that I couldnt stop staring at her. That first day, she caught me staring at her tits but didnt turn away, she just stared directly at me and smiled. It intimidated the shit out of me. I mean, who the hell stares into your eyes when they catch you mindsterbating to their body. A dirty slut does thats who, I soon learned.
Well, we didnt finally talk until her 3rd or 4th morning at the bustop. That day we just made casual conversation about which house she just moved in to and where she was from. Nothing memorable.
The next time I saw her was that same day on the ride home. She came and sat by me on the bus and we talked the whole way. When we got to our stop, it was pouring down rain, the type of rain you should run like hell to get out of. Well, that was exactly what I did. I threw her a quick goodbye and ran off like a typical oblivious 8th grade boy. She, on the other hand, walked slowly after me towards the direction of her house. By the time she passed my house, i was cussing and banging at my front door because I couldnt find my keys. She stopped at the end of my driveway and yelled that i could come over and hang out of i was locked out.
I turn around to see who just offered and I see her standing at the foot of my driveway with a black bra visibly showing through her soaked white T shirt. My eighth grade wiener went from flacid to def con three and I gladly accepted.
As soon as we got to her house, she did exactly these 6 steps.
1. open the door
2. exclaim how soaked she is.
3. head strait for her bedroom.
4. rip off her shirt by the time she left the living room
5. ripped of her pants down the hall (as i soon learned when I got to the hallway)
6. Yell from her bedroom that I dont have to wait in the living room if I dont want.
I sat there stunned, not knowing what to do. I decided to check it out but I had never seen a real girl in her bra and panties yet so I was super intimidated as to what I might find. The 25 foot walk down to her bedroom seemed like an eternity. As I enter the hallway, i see her crumpled up jeans, thus building my anticipation even more.
When I finally get to her bedroom, we bumped into each other at the door because she was briskly heading around the corner to come get me/grab her purse from the dining room. She says excuse me followed by a BRB. It took me a minute to grasp that fact that the chick who just bumped into me was wearing only a bra and panties. So now im sitting there in her room alone knowing that any second this girl will be walking back into her room and I will get my first full frontal of a real girl. I nervously tried to position myself on her bed so I could get a clear view of her walking in without completely staring. I hear her footsteps approaching and all the blood rushes to my head with anticipation of the moment i have been forever waiting for. She finally crosses the threshold of the door and shes wearing a pink robe.
OMG I think to myself. This chick totally undressed herself in front of my and due to my nervousness, all I saw was the back of her brastrap when she ripped off her shirt, and her ass when she ran down the hallway towards the dining room. I thought to myself that i had missed my only chance to see a girl in her bra and panties. I suck at life i thought.
While im kicking my own ass in my mind, i am soon interupted by her lifting my shirt off from behind and telling me that Im pretty wet to. Oh, i hadnt noticed i thought. When she gets my shirt off I feel her lips touch my back and she starts kissing me. I finally man up, turn around and take over from there. I slipped her robe off and lay her on the bed. We grind and make out for a while until she ripps off my jeans and asks me to reach into her bedside drawer for a condum. As i reach, the thoughts in my head range from....OMG OMG IM GONNA GET LAID! to WHAT KINDA 14 YEAR OLD HAS CONDOMS IN HER NIGHTSTAND!
Anyway, I fumble with puttin it on and fumble my way into her. 2 minutes later i have my very first orgasm and damn was it good! I hadnt discovered my right hand yet so an orgasm was foreign to me at that point. It was a hell of a shock to finally lean what one is like inside of a girl.
I awkwardly roll off her when i finish and she lays there staring up at the ceiling with a smile on her face. A few seconds later, she reaches into her nightstand and pulls out a long decking nail. I think to myself, wTF is that for. Once she grabs it, she reaches up to her wooden headboard and scatches a diagonal line in the weed. As I watch, i realize the line was crossing 4 tally marks and it occurs to me that this chick is marking me off as a tally. I was her 5th conquer as a 14 year old girl but she was my first
So this new girl starts showing up at my bustop in the Winter of eigth grade. She had such a nice tight ass and firm plump breasts that I couldnt stop staring at her. That first day, she caught me staring at her tits but didnt turn away, she just stared directly at me and smiled. It intimidated the shit out of me. I mean, who the hell stares into your eyes when they catch you mindsterbating to their body. A dirty slut does thats who, I soon learned.
Well, we didnt finally talk until her 3rd or 4th morning at the bustop. That day we just made casual conversation about which house she just moved in to and where she was from. Nothing memorable.
The next time I saw her was that same day on the ride home. She came and sat by me on the bus and we talked the whole way. When we got to our stop, it was pouring down rain, the type of rain you should run like hell to get out of. Well, that was exactly what I did. I threw her a quick goodbye and ran off like a typical oblivious 8th grade boy. She, on the other hand, walked slowly after me towards the direction of her house. By the time she passed my house, i was cussing and banging at my front door because I couldnt find my keys. She stopped at the end of my driveway and yelled that i could come over and hang out of i was locked out.
I turn around to see who just offered and I see her standing at the foot of my driveway with a black bra visibly showing through her soaked white T shirt. My eighth grade wiener went from flacid to def con three and I gladly accepted.
As soon as we got to her house, she did exactly these 6 steps.
1. open the door
2. exclaim how soaked she is.
3. head strait for her bedroom.
4. rip off her shirt by the time she left the living room
5. ripped of her pants down the hall (as i soon learned when I got to the hallway)
6. Yell from her bedroom that I dont have to wait in the living room if I dont want.
I sat there stunned, not knowing what to do. I decided to check it out but I had never seen a real girl in her bra and panties yet so I was super intimidated as to what I might find. The 25 foot walk down to her bedroom seemed like an eternity. As I enter the hallway, i see her crumpled up jeans, thus building my anticipation even more.
When I finally get to her bedroom, we bumped into each other at the door because she was briskly heading around the corner to come get me/grab her purse from the dining room. She says excuse me followed by a BRB. It took me a minute to grasp that fact that the chick who just bumped into me was wearing only a bra and panties. So now im sitting there in her room alone knowing that any second this girl will be walking back into her room and I will get my first full frontal of a real girl. I nervously tried to position myself on her bed so I could get a clear view of her walking in without completely staring. I hear her footsteps approaching and all the blood rushes to my head with anticipation of the moment i have been forever waiting for. She finally crosses the threshold of the door and shes wearing a pink robe.
OMG I think to myself. This chick totally undressed herself in front of my and due to my nervousness, all I saw was the back of her brastrap when she ripped off her shirt, and her ass when she ran down the hallway towards the dining room.
I thought to myself that i had missed my only chance to see a girl in her bra and panties. I suck at life i thought.While im kicking my own ass in my mind, i am soon interupted by her lifting my shirt off from behind and telling me that Im pretty wet to. Oh, i hadnt noticed i thought. When she gets my shirt off I feel her lips touch my back and she starts kissing me. I finally man up, turn around and take over from there. I slipped her robe off and lay her on the bed. We grind and make out for a while until she ripps off my jeans and asks me to reach into her bedside drawer for a condum. As i reach, the thoughts in my head range from....OMG OMG IM GONNA GET LAID! to WHAT KINDA 14 YEAR OLD HAS CONDOMS IN HER NIGHTSTAND!
Anyway, I fumble with puttin it on and fumble my way into her. 2 minutes later i have my very first orgasm and damn was it good! I hadnt discovered my right hand yet so an orgasm was foreign to me at that point. It was a hell of a shock to finally lean what one is like inside of a girl.
I awkwardly roll off her when i finish and she lays there staring up at the ceiling with a smile on her face. A few seconds later, she reaches into her nightstand and pulls out a long decking nail. I think to myself, wTF is that for. Once she grabs it, she reaches up to her wooden headboard and scatches a diagonal line in the weed. As I watch, i realize the line was crossing 4 tally marks and it occurs to me that this chick is marking me off as a tally. I was her 5th conquer as a 14 year old girl but she was my first
OMG that's funny and sad simultaneously! She reeled you in good. Are you bitter about being used for sex?
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OMG that's funny and sad simultaneously! She reeled you in good. Are you bitter about being used for sex?It was easy and trouble free, from hearing some of my friends stories, i think i actually lucked out.
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
Naaa...I was a horny lil shit anyway so it was either use or be used back then. I didnt have the respect for the act that i do now.
It was easy and trouble free, from hearing some of my friends stories, i think i actually lucked out.
It was easy and trouble free, from hearing some of my friends stories, i think i actually lucked out.
08-18-2005, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
It was the summer after my sophomore year of high school. Ah yes, times were so much simpler then. During that time, I was literally begging my virgin GF to let me do something other than feel her boobies and finger the outside of her panties. After confessing my undying love for her for the umpteenth time, the barrier of resistance was broken (literally). Well here's the run-down:
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
1) At a friend's pool party.
2) As always, the catalyst is booze. Shots of the hard stuff.
3) I beg my buddy to let me use his room (the ground, not bed) ... he agrees to my logic that "this is what friends do for each other."
4) A seasoned connisseur of porn, I know exactly what to do ... ah, the ignorance of youth.
5) I strip away her bikini bottom with aplomb and go down on her ... and nearly throw up within 2 seconds (my conception that poon tasted sweet was obviously a misconception).
6) Resolute that the evil trio of hairy, chlorine, and feminine musk were obstacles I could lick, I persist for what seems like an eternity but what in reality was probably 30 seconds.
7) Instead of hearing well-anticipated moans/pants of pleasure, I hear giggles.
8) Apparently, the most accurate term to describe my oral skills is "ticklish."
9) She may or may not have peed on me.
10) She returns the favor by going down on me, which essentially consists of her plopping my junior into her mouth.
11) Gathering from her sickened expression, a series of gags, and audible "ewwwww's", I apparently didn't taste all that great either. Make a mental note for future reference to not douse my nether regions with CK Eternity.
12) After 30 seconds, I determine that braces, teeth, and cotton-mouth have no place in finely executed BJs.
13) I assure her "it feels awesome" tho it feels like I've inserted my penis into a sink's garbage disposal and flipped "on."
14) Discombobulated and with wretched tastes in our mouthes, we decide to get down and do the "deed."
15) I brandish a condom and struggle to slip it on (tho I've practiced MANY times just for this moment).
16) She laughs at my "pink" penis. Make another mental note for future reference to purchase more-Asian-skin-toned condoms.
17) She lies back, spreads her legs a half-a-foot, and fails to arch in hips. She has no idea what she's doing.
18) I realize I have no idea what I'm doing.
19) With "pink" penis in hand, I try the initial entry, to no avail.
20) I understand the approximate location of insertion but as I heard once, it feels like "trying to squeeze a marshmallow into a coin slot." I'm taken aback but far from giving up.
21) Like the movies, I slap her poon with my penis, as if using this primitive morse code would somehow open up a secret chamber for entry.
22) I recheck all assumptions and variables and try again.
23) I will not be denied ... I become a relentless battering ram at the castle gates.
24) I finally break through. She doesn't like the "sensation" and tells me over and over again, "Owww ... that hurts ... damn, it hurts" which is a phrase lacking in arousal properties.
25) I have ZERO rhythm as my hip movements resemble epilepetic seizures.
26) Here we go, now I'm getting it ... wow, it feels pretty darn good ... actually TOO darn good.
27) Within 90 seconds, I'm done.
28) I pull out, eager to congratulate and shake my partner in crime ... and see that his condom-covered body has turned BRIGHT RED.
29) I nearly faint, thinking my penis has somehow exploded within the cozy confines of the condom. I nearly break down in tears as I realize, in a tragedy worthy of the ancient Greek playwrights, that my very first time would also be my very last time.
30) Phew. It's HER blood, not MINE.
31) Now I just want to throw up.
32) My "conquest" limps for the bathroom to clean up.
33) I feel like a million bucks.
Of course, about 20 people were right outside the door listening the entire time.
Best story ever.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
How I lost virginity #1:
I was with the dude from my work at the time. We made out in the freezer and then went home after our shifts to his house cause his parents were gone. We essentially got straight to it and went into a 69. I remember being a little bit choked by the onslaught of upper thigh hair (I'm sure it was no better for him). But the taste was fine and he was easy to work on. It took us about 5 or so minutes, then he was done, then I finished a minute later. We let it splash on his bed instead of getting it in our mouths. Then we hear a knock at the door. HIS LITTLE SISTER was listening the whole time and giggling! He's like, "Sara fuck off!!"
How I lost virginity #2:
I had been going out with my (now ex) boyfriend for 8 or so months when we finally decided to do "it". This was gonna be my first time ever. It takes FOREVER to even loosen me up enough to get two condom-covered-fingers in. He inserted himself (he's not very big, and actually bought the correct size condoms), and it took about 45 seconds before I made him stop cause it hurt like a bitch. That turned me off of it! Even with lots and lots of lubrication, it still hurt. What a terrible experience. Haven't done it since.
How I didn't quite lose virginity #3:
We decided to try the other way around after that miserable failure (but on a different night). So I buy Trojan "large" condoms, and we're about to go at it. Problem is that while the condoms are LONG enough, they pinched like Catwoman during her period. I couldn't stay hard. I couldn't even insert it. Then the whole situation started turning me off. What a failure. Haven't tried since.
I was with the dude from my work at the time. We made out in the freezer and then went home after our shifts to his house cause his parents were gone. We essentially got straight to it and went into a 69. I remember being a little bit choked by the onslaught of upper thigh hair (I'm sure it was no better for him). But the taste was fine and he was easy to work on. It took us about 5 or so minutes, then he was done, then I finished a minute later. We let it splash on his bed instead of getting it in our mouths. Then we hear a knock at the door. HIS LITTLE SISTER was listening the whole time and giggling! He's like, "Sara fuck off!!"
How I lost virginity #2:
I had been going out with my (now ex) boyfriend for 8 or so months when we finally decided to do "it". This was gonna be my first time ever. It takes FOREVER to even loosen me up enough to get two condom-covered-fingers in. He inserted himself (he's not very big, and actually bought the correct size condoms), and it took about 45 seconds before I made him stop cause it hurt like a bitch. That turned me off of it! Even with lots and lots of lubrication, it still hurt. What a terrible experience. Haven't done it since.
How I didn't quite lose virginity #3:
We decided to try the other way around after that miserable failure (but on a different night). So I buy Trojan "large" condoms, and we're about to go at it. Problem is that while the condoms are LONG enough, they pinched like Catwoman during her period. I couldn't stay hard. I couldn't even insert it. Then the whole situation started turning me off. What a failure. Haven't tried since.
08-18-2005, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MBP Mobbin
ALrite honestly man...i dont think any of us mind the fact that your openly gay but you have to learn where to draw the line...this is not a homosexual forum where everyone is the same sexuality, i was disgusted by your post and stopped reading as soon as i figured out what was your deal....just learn where to draw the line, your gay big deal, you dont need to share this shit with a forum made up of mostly heterosexuals
Now, it's going to get interesting...
08-18-2005, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MBP Mobbin
ALrite honestly man...i dont think any of us mind the fact that your openly gay but you have to learn where to draw the line...this is not a homosexual forum where everyone is the same sexuality, i was disgusted by your post and stopped reading as soon as i figured out what was your deal....just learn where to draw the line, your gay big deal, you dont need to share this shit with a forum made up of mostly heterosexuals
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well im new to this forum and i dont see how you condone this, i dont have a problem with gay people, i live in a city where gay people have their own district and i like to mind my own business. But when you decide to flaunt it and go into detail about sucking a mans dick and feeling his thigh hair rub your face i think that is where you have to draw the line. i cant believe i had to read that and i cant believe some of you guys dont have a problem with this.
i agree about the nature of sexuality, but in a forum where 99% of the members are heterosexual, i think his post was uncalled for. i do NOT have a problem with gay people, but i have a problem with what he wrote. i think he should know where to draw the line
i agree about the nature of sexuality, but in a forum where 99% of the members are heterosexual, i think his post was uncalled for. i do NOT have a problem with gay people, but i have a problem with what he wrote. i think he should know where to draw the line
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Yeah i totally understand, it makes you uneasy the way anything you wouldn't ever want to do or see makes you uneasy. Same here. And I'm sure you don't have anything against gay people - living in your city is nearly impossible if you do.
I guess the easiest thing to do would be just to put him on your block list. Then you'll never have to read another one of his posts
I guess the easiest thing to do would be just to put him on your block list. Then you'll never have to read another one of his posts