Though id add to the trend.

post questions if you want a girls point of view.

 

I'm sorry, in this day and age we need proof that you are a female. Also, do the drapes match the rug? j/k

 

proof is in the picture thread, and no. lol

 

OKAY....why are all hair dressers so dumb. I dated my EX for over 2 and a half years. Then....on Labor day weekend, she did a 180 and was a complete BITCH...TRYING to tell me what I can and can't do.... She went to Wisconson Dells (a notorious meat market) with her friends a week before Labor day...and I said go...have a great time (I couldn't go because of work).....then the next weekend...Labor day weekend...I wanted to go camping with my friends...and she freaked out because she couldn't go because of work and a couple of my friend's girlfriends were going (SO I DIDN'T GO!!!!)......THEN the next day she says shes moving out with two of her friends (one is a whore that hates me with a couple of STDs).....she goes on and on about how I need to grow up....and yet, she can barely afford her new car payment....which I've helped her pay a couple of times. I think shes just Bi-Polar...or she was cheating on me and trying to find a pussy way out of the relationship by pissing me off enough to break up with her!!!!

TRY and figure that one out!!!

 

most hairdressers are dumb because they were born that way and couldnt do anything else that made a decent about of money.(im not saying ALL are dumb, just the ones Nicky here mentioned)
I think Bi-polar is a good term for what she is. and psycho.

sounds like she has a control issue. and that when she was leaving she was probably expecting you to beg and stay and whatnot.

but if you were dating for two years and her attitude changed quickly like that, id assume she was cheating on you..

 

hey i got a question for you. my girlfriend still has the same friends from her freshman year in college (shes a senior now). my girlfriend has matured a lot since then and is really smart, but these friends have the collective intelligence of a houseplant. they are also really slutty. I hate these dumb bitches. How can I make my girlfriend find new friends

 

 

Good plan:

You cant. And if you try, shell just resent you for trying to "control" her and tell her who she can hang out with.

if shes really mature and smart, shell realize on her own that they are morons and she needs better friends.

But if you really want to anyway, do it discreetly. start taking her places where she can meet new people (without making it obvious). this way you get to spend time with her and have fun and maybe shell meet new people.
do you have any guy friends that have girlfriends she can hang out with?

just some ideas.


Evil plan: (if you do this i cant be held responsible)

Sleep with all her friends. At the same time. Make sure g/f walks in on this. Hey youll lose your g/f too, but at least she probably wont hang around them anymore, and you will have slept with a bunch of girls at once.

 

yeah actually she knows her friends suck she just hasnt made any new ones...

and thats good advice, too bad my friends are all losers and cant keep a girlfriend along for long enough for my girl to become friends with them.

I was thinking maybe I can find another girl and start dating her on the side. then one day I can have them meet and be like SURPRISE! and they could be friends. they would already have something in common (they are both sleeping with me).

and as for the 'sleep with all her friends' idea...you may have something there. it would be in her best interest right, I would sacrifice myself to convince her how bad her friends are...what a guy I would be then!

thanks for the advice.

 

haha. if anyone takes my evil advice, i dont want any disgruntled girlfriends showing up to my door to kill me.

 

How do I get laid?

 

find a street corner with a bunch of scantily dressed women who may or may not look "easy". pull out 100 dollar bill and wave it around.

Pick one of your choice. Go to back alley with car, or hotel. your choice.
Get laid.
Give prostitute.. i mean girl 100 dollar bill.

Have a good night.

 

how do i fuck a girl upside down?

 

does size matter?

 

werd.... hairdressers are dumb.
my ex was goin to school for that so i guess she was a retard in training... i was the only career oriented one...
she was also bipolar... on a whole bunch of meds...
i got a kick out of her running to the medicine cabinet to shove pills down her thoat whenever i'd yell at her to piss her off....
dumb bish

 

girth > length for a chick....

 

I was at a bar listening to 2 chicks debate over this issue. Both argued one was more important than the other. It depends on the woman I guess. I guess I should point out one was 37 and the other was 40.

 

Dr.Love-SICK is scratching his head. Where the fock did all these doctors come from, lmao!

 

very carefully

/smartass

 

Okay, I need specifics here...kidding *lol* but I'll be honest, I'd prefer something in the "average" league, than the "massively huge" league. We all joke about dbox, but truthfully, for me speaking anyway, thats just way too much, lol!
And in reference to girth...yes it is good, but in proportion to the length! Something soda-can wide is NOT what I'm looking for, lol!
Hey, you asked for opinions!
and TypeSAddict...

Well see, you go up to this chick, and you say "how's about you and me make sweet love down by the fire?" and she says "oooo! okay! i love a man who takes charge!" and then you say (if you're commitment-phobic type) "all I want is a bang bang bang...i dont want to know your name, all i want is bang bang bang. you want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon...idiot"

oh, I'm sorry...I'm on a tangent it seems

 

tangent? you hijacked and answered the questions from my thread and used my same sarcastic tone for the answers.

 

upside down?!

sorry dont know. but if you find out, let me know

 

which came first the chicken or the egg?

to some girls it matters, to some girls it doesnt.

pick your best asset and find the girls that look for that

 

Ugh, this girl stuff is hard.

 

no, no, no, I was filling in for you because you're all sick and stuff! I was subbing!

 

right right. youre not getting paid. lol

 

Is there any way to be able to come a lot faster?

 

if your girl is a lot tighter

ouch...

j/k bro

 

She's too tight in many positions actually...no offense taken

 

Why do you want to? Is it that bad of an experience that you want it over with quickly?! :P

 

Sometimes 30 minutes is too much for her

 

put a bag over her head.




















heheh j/k man never seen your woman..

 

 

kinda small pic but if that's her ass

if that's her face...stick with the bag idea.

 

it's her ass :p

 

ladies 1.which position do you like the most and 2. which one feels the best

 

sorry i'm hijacking this one rai....tell her to do "kegel exercises" it tightens the girls pelvic muscles and is supposed to help ...dont know if there is any scientific proof there though.

 

WHAT?!? I would never complain that sex lasted too long.......

 

Met a girl a couple of days ago. Talking to her for a while at the bar. Stop talking to her to talk to some other people. She goes up and goes to talk to this guy for a while. Talks to him for maybe 20 minutes. Dude asks her for her number and she doesn't give it to him. Comes back to talk to me and goes on and on about how she wouldn't give her number to any dude at the bar, etc... wasn't feeling this guy, etc... then proceeds to ignore that guy for the rest of the night.

My question. Why go and talk to him for that long? Seems kinda messed in the head.

 

OMG!!!!

I've never heard anyone else EVER mention that

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