Not that I'm dating or on a relationship with one but I thought this was the best section. I got this one chick across the street from me that is in super good shape and has big t&a . Next to me is this one average chick but since we are in townhouses I hear fuck once in a while. Next to her is another average chick that's married but a little flirtatious. What about you guys

I failed in the title

 

Failed in the thread also

 

I not hot not...hot.

 

I can't even see my neighbors which is fine by me

 

^ yeah, you'll have that problem with an underground concrete reinforced bunker. ;-)

 

Well, some of my neighbors are pretty hot guys. Did you want to hear about them?

 

Just remember if anything happens you have to see them on a daily basis

 

Most of my neighbors are completely not, although one of them is.

 

there are two girls across the street from me that are pretty not.

 

mine are all old

 

There's a 19 year old virgin around the corner from me, it's pretty easy to see why though.

 

 

bad idea but it seems like such a good one at the time. I live in a high rise condo and hooked up with a few neighbors, dated one for six months which just became awkward when it was over. I would see her at the pool, mail room, front desk, elevators, parking garage, you name it.

Random hook up (and make it very clear), yes but anything more no. My buddies and I are actually seeing who can hook up with more girls in the building in an effort for me to not date crazy bitches. Fun game...

 

The girl next door was pretty hot. She got a divorce and moved. Sadly I didnt hit it before she left

But another girl down the block is definately milf material

But to stay along the lines of the title - the new girl next door is definitely not. Absolutely, no fucking way, not gonna happen not.

 

only one, a butterface

 

I haz none...

 

the nottest milf/cougar in my neighborhood is dating my friend

 

I have a cute one that just bought the house next to me and moved in

 

I have a milf and two college chicks in my cul-de-sac.

 

Middle aged people with family's are not.

However when I did live in an apt a few years ago there was this chick & her roommate next door to me. They were Hispanic. Wow they were something. Too bad they were only there about a month.

 

This thread is worthless without pics..........

 

My neighbors are totally not. Sometimes I wish they were though.

 

fixed.

 

ohh and moving back home.

no.

back in college..

 

fuck i miss college even thou i didnt make good use out of it

 

Touche

 

I have one across the street who looks like megan fox but with shorter hair, and shes a chiropractor! Other than that i have a bunch of looser ass guys who speeds down my street alot!

 

Fixed and why haven't you developed any back pain yet?

 

No hot chicks in my neighborhood, I should've kept looking when I was house hunting.

 

Only women in my neighborhood are all horny housewives that cheat on their husbands.

 

Orly?

 

Want to come over?

 

But are they not?

 

not

 

Well there are like 285 homes in the community, so yeah, there are some hotties, some MILFs, and so on.

 

I never sed that.

 

We're discussing notties. Get with the program.

I haven't used sed in ages. I used it back when I was just a regular (expression) guy.

 

The hell?

Stream editor, as in the Unix utility?

 

Very good. I was afraid that one might be a bit out there.

 

Living in a nice apartment complex definitely brings out a lot of notties by the pool.