Lately, I've noticed that a lot of the women I've either dated or been in relationships with all have something in common.

Late date: 2 bachelor degrees
Previous: Doctorate student
Previous to that: Graduate student
Before that: Another grad student
Last relationship: Attended the Columbia School of Journalism (later dropped out)
Relationship before that: Grad student, who later pursued her doctorate

My next date (coming this weekend): Doctorate student

Anyone else notice a trend in the people they date?

 

^ Arrgggg sounds like those chicks are destined for money, lucky man.

As for me.... the mentally unstable kind... e.g. if they don't take their "happy pills" I'm meeting a new person that day....

I dont feel like going back b4 8th grade...
8th grade: Didn't take their happy pills one day.... that day we broke up.
9th: Didn't take their happy pills kept calling me every 3 mins telling me that the walls can hear her
2nd one in 9th: Took on another personality and wanted to go out w/ someone else, so i let her and never called again.
10th: Had my own mental breakdown j/k, took a break
11th: Happy, sad, angry, rinse, repeat every hour
2nd 1 in the 11th: Couldn't decide on her "orientation"

Upcoming next: FINALLY! Someone who is not a mental trainwreck!!!! Wish me luck

 

Drunks.

Probably because bars/parties are the only places I would meet chicks when I was single.

I think I dated 1 younger girl my whole life, everyone else is same age or older.

 

I have 0% Italian in my blood whatsoever, and although my dad jokes he would disown me if i ever got hitched to one, I always attract those damn greaseballs!!!

out of all my boyfriends and guys ive just dated for a short time, im gonna say 70-80% of them were italian. Im blond haired, blue eyed and very fair skinned and ive only dated 1 other guy like me.

i cant figure it out! haha

 

Yeah, back in the day (before settling down in a committed relationship) ... crazy, melodramatic, passive-aggressive, prone-to-violence Filipina chicks. Mostly due to the demographics of the Bay Area, CA where I spent my formative pre-career years. And partly due to the fact that I love 'em fiery and unstable.

I guess that beats a buddy of mine ... solid dude who we all swear is a magnet for overweight, drunk Southern-sorority-types who are ridiculously fake-tanned and embarrassingly attired (muffin-tops). It's quite sad yet funny. He must smell like Popeye's fried chicken or something. He's half-black so I stand by that premise (JOKE). In any event, he's notorious for being a radar that only picks up UFOs (Ugy Fat Objects). He'll be at a bar and the piggies will come out of the woodwork. And he's such a NIIIIICE guy, he's incapable of shooing them away.

 

Fairly long streak of crazy latin girls. Not even the demographic but for some reason they found me. I, apparently, also am difficult for younger girls and extremely overweight middle-aged women to pass up. It makes for far too many awkward situations.

EDIT: I found a great girl (smart, sane, extremely hot, not 19) now and am currently very very happy

 

Back before I was married I used to always end up dating tall, thin blondes. So I ended up marrying a brunette.

 

I attract smart ones who make 7 figures....

 

Would that have been offensive to anyone if typed like that?

Or Black or Jewish etc....

BTW - Your dad's a racist prick.

 

Nothing consistent surprisingly..

 

hahahahahaha.

Dom: "waaah, life isn't PC enough for me, so i'm gonna sit here and cry about it"

BTW: grow a fucking sense of humor

 

Consider yourself lucky you didn't write what I quoted. The Asians considerably out number the wop's around here.

 

Is this your dad?

https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...ghlight=Jewish

 

doctor?.....manager of a club?......

 

aw, youre pretty broken up over this huh? poor baby.

and "gook" is just a TAD different than "greaseball" so lets not compare the two. damn, talk about a sensitive man...

 

Really not too broken up over it. I just find it curious how freely you use the term greaseball but wouldn't dare use gook or the N word. Its as if Greaseball is somehow ok.

 

i have plently of friends who joke around about each others nationalities to their faces. its all in fun and its really not a big deal. and FYI, my boyfriend happens to be italian and im pretty sure he knows im kidding around and he could call me any name people throw around about irish people and id think it was funny.

so either im insane or some of us just have a sense of humor and others are seriously lacking in that department.

 

If I may: joking around with folks who are complicit with it (i.e.: your friends) is one thing but, some here may not be. While I am not particularly PC, I would not cross the line of using racial epithets with anyone even with jocularity as the intent.

Back on topic. Prior to getting married: Hispanic women. Them to me and vice versa. ...which worked out well as my wife is one.

 

I could give a fawk what you and friends say to each other. Do you care that I call all my German friends Hitler? And banter between friends is much different.

So you were kidding about your dad disowning you I trust?

You're the one dishing out racial slurs and try to justify it by claiming I have no sense of humor. Maybe I can't see the humor where there isn't any.

I really don't want to make a big deal out of this and you obviously aren't racist towards Italians since you date them but I just can't understand how I have no sense of humor because I get pissed at Greaseball but the Asian dude who complains about Gook has all the right in the world?

 

Jacks wife....

and yeah Dom is not a greaseball anymore since he stopped eating fatty foods

 

I think Gook is a lot harsher than greaseball.

 

Thx Dom knows im right too.

 

Greaseball, really doesn't bother me, but no you are wrong and it IS a racial slur. You wouldn't talk like that to strangers on the street, so why use it here? What bugs me more is that your dad feels he's better than Italians and would freak if you married one. Maybe you were kidding about that too. If not, I can only presume he feels the same way about other cultures? I know this type of stuff happens in every culture (including Italian), but that doesn't make it acceptable. I'd be just as pissed if your dad forbid you from marrying a desi.

 

^^Her dad wouldn't forbid her from marrying anyone because of his race. He's not that old-school. He just likes to bust balls a lot. So when he busts mine concerning something Italian, I'll say "hey thanks for the Bertucci's pizza you just bought for all of us to enjoy."

 

They both describe a race. How is one harsher than the next? Gook/nip isn't harsh IMO, but I'm not Asian so.....

 

Obviously I jumped the gun calling dad a racist but as you can see from the link I posted earlier, these people exist. Pisses me off is all I'm getting at.

I guess your the Greaseball?

Can you honestly tell me that if a complete stranger saw you on the street and called you a "fawkin greaseball" that wouldn't bother you?

 

haha seriously buddy, i think youve taking this thread way off course and you just keep on going on and on and on and on and on...... if you read the god damn post you would have seen the words "my father JOKES". But apparently we don't like to read things and we just like to jump down peoples throats. GROW UP. But go ahead and call people ,who you dont know, a racist, and ill continue calling you a pussy.....pussy.

it was a joke. the term greaseball is a joke. learn how to take A JOKE. thx.

 

and for the record, yes, he's my greaseball and im his drunk, angry, potato-eating irish girl!

i think most would agree its all in fun so lets stop the back and forth...

 

Guilty as charged. I honestly didn't see that.

 

hey i'm a drunk too

 

 

So.......back on topic.



I usually date/bang hot girls with nice bodies

 

Show off.

 

But they asked

 

Chicks with lack of father figures in their lives. They like me to call them daddy and spank them hard.

Also a lot of gold diggers.

 

Why would you be the one calling them daddy?

 

Maybe Titand19 is trying to tell us something.

 

Are you sure they're chicks?

 

Also, how much studded patent leather are they wearing?

 

interesting thread