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Old 06-12-2008, 12:08 AM
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do it or not?

I've broke up with my ex-girlfriend for about a year now. But we still call each other, and sometimes she would come over and get laid. we stopped talking for the last 2 months and all of a sudden she wants to hang out this friday. my question is should i bring her over to my house and F*** her or not? any ideas on how i should talk her into it? she's 16 and im 18 by the way.
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She was putting out with you at 15...?



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It doesnt really sound like you are going to "talk her into it" but your age makes things tricky depending on the state. You said you are 18 but your profile says 19, either way random ex sex could be bad with an underage girl if she wants to go after you for any reason
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No. Find another girl who's of legal age this one is a wreck already wanting a FWB.
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Originally Posted by solefly
I've broke up with my ex-girlfriend for about a year now. But we still call each other, and sometimes she would come over and get laid. we stopped talking for the last 2 months and all of a sudden she wants to hang out this friday. my question is should i bring her over to my house and F*** her or not? any ideas on how i should talk her into it? she's 16 and im 18 by the way.



Don't do it!! Don't be a "Chester"!!
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Ummmmm....

He's in the 215 (Philly). Age of consent is 16 in PA.
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do it and make sure you finish on her favorite stuffed animal!
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Whats wrong with putting out at 15? My ex g/f put out when I was 16 and she was 15.
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do it and make sure you finish on her face
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post her pics for us to decide....
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1stgencl:she's 17 now and im 19 now. sorry for the misunderstood. yeah i just want a FWB thing. any other suggestions?
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do ti do it do it do it
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If you do, make sure to wrap it.
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Originally Posted by solefly
I've broke up with my ex-girlfriend for about a year now. But we still call each other, and sometimes she would come over and get laid. we stopped talking for the last 2 months and all of a sudden she wants to hang out this friday. my question is should i bring her over to my house and F*** her or not? any ideas on how i should talk her into it? she's 16 and im 18 by the way.
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1stgencl:she's 17 now and im 19 now. sorry for the misunderstood. yeah i just want a FWB thing. any other suggestions?
You just realized you are 19 not 18 or did you just turn a year older between today at 12:08 AM and today at 9:05 AM? And somehow she is 17 not 16?
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the fuck? shes coming over to get fucked, so just fuck her stop being such a douche.
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Damn...I just thought about something...back when I was in grade school, I needed an attorney and didn't even know it! I was a repeat offender and my name should have been on a website and shit! Oh well...
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how should i talk her into doing it?
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^^

From your first post I got the impression you were a player.
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just a lil bit. not that much of a player.
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I think she knows what's up. No need to talk her into anything. just smash and play on playa!!
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just tell her to take her clothes off with some music playing. she'll know whats up
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shes your ex...its already easier, and shes coming over for a reason. she prob is on a dry spell and wants some cock...make sure u wrap up.
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lava lamp, low lighting, Barry White on the turntable, pipe, slippers, and a robe thats open enough to reveal the gold chains around your neck.

That's how I would do it.


Seriously, though, if that's her goal then all you have to do is set the mood. Give her the opening and she'll take it.
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grreatt. i hope it'll be that easy.
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Well, it doesn't seem like she's been terribly difficult in the past.
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She's obviously PREGNANT.
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You want to know how to fuck someone that, except for the last two months, you've already been fucking?


How about the same way you've always done it...by answering the door when she knocks with your dick out dammit! Duh!!!
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Don't be stupid. There is a reason the things between yall haven't worked out, and what you are doing is a very emotional thing, especially for a girl. You shouldn't put her in that position. Don't even let her come over to your house.
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watch a very boring movie together, and when she , pop your penis into her mouth.
works every time.
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watch a very boring movie together, and when she , pop your penis into her mouth.
works every time.
This also works on the subway....
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You shouldn't put her in that position.
Which one...
Wheel barrel or statue of liberty?
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Just do it and don't get caught
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haha don't do it. If you broke up with her it didnt work out, because if you do start fucking her again then you are going to end up getting jealous when she fucks other guys and whatnot. Trust me on that. It ends up becoming an entirely new relationship in itself, and one that isn't too fun.

Get your dick wet elsewhere, regardless of how good you get along.
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She's pregnant and wants to blackmail you

p.s. Buy some chloroform and lime
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