The Divorcees
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The Divorcees
Lately, there's been an unusual amount of activity around the cubicle bullpen closest to me and this morning i found out why. Apparently two of the women who occupy desks there are in the midst of divorce proceedings and one is a 28 year old knockout 
with no kids and the other is decent looking and 32 with one kid. It seems that every single or unattached male has found some excuse to wander in and say hello and get a status on some obscure project or other. This morning, we rigged a Take-a-number system outside their area and when both of them came in, they got a good laugh out of it. Why do we, as guys, immediately turn into wolves when a good looking woman has recently come available? Would it be prudent to wait until the divorce is final, or try to get in as soon as you can?
with no kids and the other is decent looking and 32 with one kid. It seems that every single or unattached male has found some excuse to wander in and say hello and get a status on some obscure project or other. This morning, we rigged a Take-a-number system outside their area and when both of them came in, they got a good laugh out of it. Why do we, as guys, immediately turn into wolves when a good looking woman has recently come available? Would it be prudent to wait until the divorce is final, or try to get in as soon as you can?
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I'll walk over and kindly ask the ladies if they mind if i take their pics and post it on this site and include their phone numbers so all Forum members can contact them and maybe ask them out for a date. 
How does that grab ya?
How does that grab ya?
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Originally Posted by Max
When I first saw the title, I thought it was the name of some new show on Fox... Perhaps the two ladies should pitch the concept to the network.
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So i guess if all you dudes work in my building, i'd all of you first thing in the morning hanging out, trying to be cool, and hoping for a phone number and maybe a brief tug on your tally whacker some night. 
You want me to break it?
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Seriously, a pic, measurements, something for God's sake... I'm happily married, but curious as to what could turn so many men into spineless love slaves so quickly.
Not to be the pessimist, but if they're so hot (and you haven't said they're not nice people), there might be something wrong with them to be getting divorced before they even turn 35. High maintenance or something else?. I'll grant the hubbies could be cheating schmucks (details maybe?)or abusive or something like that though. I think something like 2/3 of all marriages end in divorce, but I don't know - til death do us part is just words now I suppose. I think it's called a starter marriage, was an article in the paper a while back.
Not to be the pessimist, but if they're so hot (and you haven't said they're not nice people), there might be something wrong with them to be getting divorced before they even turn 35. High maintenance or something else?. I'll grant the hubbies could be cheating schmucks (details maybe?)or abusive or something like that though. I think something like 2/3 of all marriages end in divorce, but I don't know - til death do us part is just words now I suppose. I think it's called a starter marriage, was an article in the paper a while back.
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From: NY
Originally Posted by goose25
i would go over and ask about the TPS reports.
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Originally Posted by Gpump
Seriously, a pic, measurements, something for God's sake... I'm happily married, but curious as to what could turn so many men into spineless love slaves so quickly.
Not to be the pessimist, but if they're so hot (and you haven't said they're not nice people), there might be something wrong with them to be getting divorced before they even turn 35. High maintenance or something else?. I'll grant the hubbies could be cheating schmucks (details maybe?)or abusive or something like that though. I think something like 2/3 of all marriages end in divorce, but I don't know - til death do us part is just words now I suppose. I think it's called a starter marriage, was an article in the paper a while back.
Not to be the pessimist, but if they're so hot (and you haven't said they're not nice people), there might be something wrong with them to be getting divorced before they even turn 35. High maintenance or something else?. I'll grant the hubbies could be cheating schmucks (details maybe?)or abusive or something like that though. I think something like 2/3 of all marriages end in divorce, but I don't know - til death do us part is just words now I suppose. I think it's called a starter marriage, was an article in the paper a while back.
. Seriously, the word on the cubicle farm is that the 28 year old likes to party too much and her husband is working on his PHd and doesn't have the time nor energy to keep up with her, so she's been test-driving other models. I haven't heard anything about the other lady except that she has a kid. 
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