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Old Jun 30, 2011 | 01:14 PM
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^i thought i was going to get some.
she thought otherwise.
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Old Jun 30, 2011 | 01:41 PM
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next time have a pizza and some porn ready

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Old Jun 30, 2011 | 01:43 PM
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you want a pizza and a fuck?
Her: WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!??!
You dont like pizza!?
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Old Jun 30, 2011 | 01:48 PM
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along with the beers dude....

its how you propose it....no girl wants to fuck while watching porn....but they still do

back to condoms....
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Old Jul 18, 2011 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I brought three condoms and a beer last night.

only the beer was used up.
Originally Posted by Scottman111
You better hope that beer bottle was clean


Originally Posted by justnspace
^i thought i was going to get some.
she thought otherwise.
You showed your unit didn't you..

nudez of chick bro?
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Old Mar 25, 2012 | 05:43 AM
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Just wanted to say, condoms fucking suck. I dunno if it was because she was riding pretty hard, but apparently I busted and didn't even know.
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Old Mar 25, 2012 | 01:54 PM
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Old Mar 25, 2012 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mystikk
Just wanted to say, condoms fucking suck. I dunno if it was because she was riding pretty hard, but apparently I busted and didn't even know.
If you are busting a nut without knowing it then be happy that you wear the stupid things
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Old Mar 25, 2012 | 03:26 PM
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hahaha.....try lube next time
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Old Mar 25, 2012 | 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by mystikk
...I busted and didn't even know.
So you might be a Dad soon?
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Old Mar 29, 2012 | 08:52 PM
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billy boy, or Skyn http://www.lifestyles.com/products/skyn/
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Old Mar 30, 2012 | 08:16 AM
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Haven't bought condoms in like 6 years... :/
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Old Mar 30, 2012 | 08:40 AM
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ribbed does work ..or just go raw and make her plan b pancakes
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Old Mar 30, 2012 | 01:53 PM
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I'm already taken care of, but I'm glad to see something is being done for guys and birth control:

http://techcitement.com/culture/the-...rld-is-for-men

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years. A doctor applies some local anesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel (called Vasalgel here in the US), pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. If this all sounds incredibly simple and inexpensive, that’s because it is
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Old Mar 30, 2012 | 01:58 PM
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When will STD Control catche up with Birth Control tech ???
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Old Mar 30, 2012 | 03:32 PM
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Well according to the article it might also "destroy HIV", although there is still a lot of shit I wouldn't want to get. AMIRIGHT, justn!?
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Old Apr 4, 2012 | 12:44 PM
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i slip bc pills into my gf's protein shake in the morning.

problem solved.
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Old Apr 4, 2012 | 01:40 PM
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i slip bc pills into my gf's protein shake in the morning.

problem solved.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by JDM8o9
ribbed does work ..or just go raw and make her plan b pancakes
i just lol'ed my face off.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 04:36 PM
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Condom Ribs are a nice concept but being on the receiver end ...
Condoms soften you guys.
The best is always bareback and boner to the max.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by MASK
Condom Ribs are a nice concept but being on the receiver end ...
Condoms soften you guys.
The best is always bareback and boner to the max.


Do you prefer the pull out aka BLT?
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MASK
Condom Ribs are a nice concept but being on the receiver end ...
Condoms soften you guys.
The best is always bareback and boner to the max.
I have a sneaking suspicion you are not who you say you are.
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Old Apr 5, 2012 | 04:57 PM
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I have a sneaking suspicion you are not who you say you are.
Is she a trap?
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Old Apr 6, 2012 | 12:27 PM
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Is she a trap?
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Old Apr 6, 2012 | 01:35 PM
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Old Apr 6, 2012 | 03:22 PM
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Old Apr 6, 2012 | 03:27 PM
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homo.
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Old Apr 9, 2012 | 11:22 AM
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Don't be a dummy; cum on her tummy.
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Old Apr 9, 2012 | 11:37 AM
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If you're a man, your goal is to hit the headboard. Some of it is bound to go face, tits, belly.
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Old Apr 15, 2012 | 07:22 PM
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Old Apr 15, 2012 | 08:44 PM
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If you're a man, your goal is to hit the headboard. Some of it is bound to go face, tits, belly.
Getting old sucks.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 03:16 PM
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Getting old sucks.
Kegels.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 09:42 PM
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Interesting read for a female. LOL I have to admit that I hate condoms too but very necessary if you're with more than one person and/or don't want a baby.

Question: this might get a bit personal but maybe you can post on a range or something...lol...what size are we talking about with the Magnum's?? 8+ or would they even fit on, say, a 6ish? I've been hearing from some guy friends about these but they are all pretty big guys, like 8+ (from what I hear!) and I would love to know what works for those guys who aren't ...um...huge... ;-)
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 09:48 PM
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All of us are 10+
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 09:51 PM
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I had to live the life of a cowboy because Magnum didn't fit.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
All of us are 10+
Then let me give you my address LOL

Kidding, kidding...
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 10:09 PM
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That's what they all say.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 10:54 PM
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I'm big... In Japan.....
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Old Apr 19, 2012 | 09:34 AM
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hahahaha....

about the condom sizes,

Magnum XL is 10+
Magnum is ~8+
Rest all is 6+

i remember putting on magnum and it fit well (not like a glove but well)....and i thought i was overly blessed.....next time put on magnum XL and it slid off....i cracked up......

stuck with magnum going forward....LOL....
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Old Apr 19, 2012 | 10:38 AM
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Is that Magnum for Desis?
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