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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 06:34 PM
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Condoms.

Um yeah, so I hate most of them even the trojan "thintensity" things that I bought last week seemed to be like wearing 1/4 inch of rubber and made me turn half limp during sex...Today I tried for the first time "magnums". Now seriously we can all laugh at this, and I'm definitely not trying to get too personal here on AZ, but you'd think by the name of them that you'd have to be hung like a fuckin horse to wear them, but no I consider myself above average at best and they made sex so much better, didn't slip off or anything, but finally a condom that doesn't choke you at the base if you know what I mean.

Seriously though I'm hung like your average white boy, so I don't get it. Are condom manufacturers retarded or does most of america really have like 5 inch dicks?..

Anyhow now since I have this other problem with condoms not giving me the sensitivity I desire does anyone have any recommendations?? I've considered getting lambskins, but are they actually safe? Do they work as claimed and are they small like the rest of the condoms out there? I just can't see spending the money if they aren't worth it.

This is meant to be a serious thread and I'm seriously looking for advice here, I guess I may get flamed, hopefully not though...
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 06:44 PM
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 06:46 PM
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I just started using Magnuns and they're 100x better.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:12 PM
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I just started using Magnuns and they're 100x better.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:22 PM
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all jokes aside i use magnum XLs, the regular magnums choke up a bit...supposedly asverage is around 5 inches...thats a shame
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:12 PM
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u ever try durex??? i found they have better feeling than trojans... trojans turn me half limp all the time...
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:14 PM
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i hate condoms. But Kimodo Ultra thin were the best i've used.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:24 PM
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:25 PM
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by KaMLuNg
u ever try durex??? i found they have better feeling than trojans... trojans turn me half limp all the time...
they always end up breaking...which isn't a good thing. half the time they break trying to get them on.

trojans ultra thin isn't that bad in the feeling department...
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:31 PM
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Durex for me. Magnums fit okay, but I despise most trojans. When I first started having sex about ten years ago, trojan's latex would stink, it's been rectified since then.

Sheepskin smell too and they do not protect you from STD's just from knocking her up. LoL I tried these Japanese condoms called Beyond Seven they were really thin and went on tight like a tiger. I felt like the man seeing as my dick was longer than the condom itself hehe.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:37 PM
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ive used the trojan "very sensitive" and it sucked. complete waste, went half limp like everyone else have way through and it took FOREVER to finish, almost to the part where i was getting pissed off, but my girl loved it obviously she finished a few times....i hated it.

currently in the process of getting her on b/c

oh, last time i used the magnums it was alot better, but stupid gas station ran out LOL

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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:37 PM
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btw anyone can wear magnums, some people just need to use zipties with them
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:41 PM
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:43 PM
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btw anyone can wear magnums, some people just need to use zipties with them
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 09:45 PM
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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Magnum XLs FTW.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 10:17 PM
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Magnum XLs FTW.
opposite day again, huh. damnit. I need to mark the calendar next time.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 10:24 PM
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why not?
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 10:32 PM
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why not?
Just pushing your buttons Miz.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by EuRTSX
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Ouch...sick burn!




But, in all seriousness, I'm not a fan of Trojans either. Durex works pretty good for me.
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 02:10 AM
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if you have the option (meaning not a one night stand) b/c is the way to go
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 02:25 AM
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if you have the option (meaning not a one night stand) b/c is the way to go
Absolutely 100% the truth.
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 05:21 AM
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Reading this thread is making me realize how many people my age are getting laid and reminds me that I am not.
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 07:05 AM
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Pics of the dick, or i call bs.
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 08:46 AM
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oh stop it. you know you were just about to ask
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 08:57 AM
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 08:59 AM
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I agree Magnum FTW and the ultra thins suck IMO

My girl is on BC but due to my fear is little ones running around we are using the dual protection method. Once we get married this year the condoms will probably stop cause then if an something happens its not a big deal
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 09:29 AM
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Um yeah, so I hate most of them even the trojan "thintensity" things that I bought last week seemed to be like wearing 1/4 inch of rubber and made me turn half limp during sex...Today I tried for the first time "magnums".
Guy, try lifestyles SKYN. It truely is the closest thing to wearing nothing! feels great.
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by KaMLuNg
u ever try durex??? i found they have better feeling than trojans... trojans turn me half limp all the time...
durex are the absolute worst imo ... choke the chicken worse than ike on tina
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 11:43 AM
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all jokes aside i use magnum XLs, the regular magnums choke up a bit...supposedly asverage is around 5 inches...thats a shame
when I used to have to use them I used Magnum XL's average in the length, but man were regular ones tight! I used to use the Magnums with the loose head on them too, those were great with my Fiancee (shes a mom) but very very bad with a girl I dated previously that was like having sex with a vise. Lost one during drunk sex and didnt realize it

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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 12:00 PM
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always used magnums. others made me feel strangled
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 12:33 PM
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Pics of the dick, or i call bs.


Just get the cheapest ones you can find whats the worse that can happen?
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 01:22 PM
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 01:22 PM
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There was only one condom brand that never broke on me, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 01:40 PM
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There was only one condom brand that never broke on me, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.
"time to get an abortion" condoms?
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 02:17 PM
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