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Old 06-30-2011, 01:14 PM
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^i thought i was going to get some.
she thought otherwise.
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next time have a pizza and some porn ready

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you want a pizza and a fuck?
Her: WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!??!
You dont like pizza!?
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along with the beers dude....

its how you propose it....no girl wants to fuck while watching porn....but they still do

back to condoms....
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I brought three condoms and a beer last night.

only the beer was used up.
Originally Posted by Scottman111
You better hope that beer bottle was clean


Originally Posted by justnspace
^i thought i was going to get some.
she thought otherwise.
You showed your unit didn't you..

nudez of chick bro?
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Just wanted to say, condoms fucking suck. I dunno if it was because she was riding pretty hard, but apparently I busted and didn't even know.
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Originally Posted by mystikk
Just wanted to say, condoms fucking suck. I dunno if it was because she was riding pretty hard, but apparently I busted and didn't even know.
If you are busting a nut without knowing it then be happy that you wear the stupid things
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hahaha.....try lube next time
Old 03-25-2012, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by mystikk
...I busted and didn't even know.
So you might be a Dad soon?
Old 03-29-2012, 08:52 PM
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billy boy, or Skyn http://www.lifestyles.com/products/skyn/
Old 03-30-2012, 08:16 AM
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Haven't bought condoms in like 6 years... :/
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ribbed does work ..or just go raw and make her plan b pancakes
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I'm already taken care of, but I'm glad to see something is being done for guys and birth control:

http://techcitement.com/culture/the-...rld-is-for-men

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years. A doctor applies some local anesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel (called Vasalgel here in the US), pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. If this all sounds incredibly simple and inexpensive, that’s because it is
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When will STD Control catche up with Birth Control tech ???
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Well according to the article it might also "destroy HIV", although there is still a lot of shit I wouldn't want to get. AMIRIGHT, justn!?
Old 04-04-2012, 12:44 PM
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i slip bc pills into my gf's protein shake in the morning.

problem solved.
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Originally Posted by potmilkz
i slip bc pills into my gf's protein shake in the morning.

problem solved.
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Originally Posted by JDM8o9
ribbed does work ..or just go raw and make her plan b pancakes
i just lol'ed my face off.
Old 04-05-2012, 04:36 PM
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Condom Ribs are a nice concept but being on the receiver end ...
Condoms soften you guys.
The best is always bareback and boner to the max.
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Originally Posted by MASK
Condom Ribs are a nice concept but being on the receiver end ...
Condoms soften you guys.
The best is always bareback and boner to the max.


Do you prefer the pull out aka BLT?
Old 04-05-2012, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MASK
Condom Ribs are a nice concept but being on the receiver end ...
Condoms soften you guys.
The best is always bareback and boner to the max.
I have a sneaking suspicion you are not who you say you are.
Old 04-05-2012, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
I have a sneaking suspicion you are not who you say you are.
Is she a trap?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Is she a trap?
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Originally Posted by TheChamp531
homo.
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Don't be a dummy; cum on her tummy.
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If you're a man, your goal is to hit the headboard. Some of it is bound to go face, tits, belly.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
If you're a man, your goal is to hit the headboard. Some of it is bound to go face, tits, belly.
Getting old sucks.
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Getting old sucks.
Kegels.
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Interesting read for a female. LOL I have to admit that I hate condoms too but very necessary if you're with more than one person and/or don't want a baby.

Question: this might get a bit personal but maybe you can post on a range or something...lol...what size are we talking about with the Magnum's?? 8+ or would they even fit on, say, a 6ish? I've been hearing from some guy friends about these but they are all pretty big guys, like 8+ (from what I hear!) and I would love to know what works for those guys who aren't ...um...huge... ;-)
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All of us are 10+
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I had to live the life of a cowboy because Magnum didn't fit.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
All of us are 10+
Then let me give you my address LOL

Kidding, kidding...
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That's what they all say.
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I'm big... In Japan.....
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hahahaha....

about the condom sizes,

Magnum XL is 10+
Magnum is ~8+
Rest all is 6+

i remember putting on magnum and it fit well (not like a glove but well)....and i thought i was overly blessed.....next time put on magnum XL and it slid off....i cracked up......

stuck with magnum going forward....LOL....
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Is that Magnum for Desis?


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