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Old 09-24-2012, 11:14 PM
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Close Calls?

The gf is in pittsburgh and we see each other at least once a month. She's been stressing out because she hasnt had her period since I visited her a few weeks ago. A month prior we had switched from bc pills to condoms and we were understandably anxious. She's hoping she's irregular after getting off bc.

I'm like





She gets off the phone tonight crying, then calls back in 10 mins. She peed and found blood.



now I'm like


Who else has had such close calls?
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It really doesn't get much worse than that
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Everything happens for a reason. Perhaps the blood in her pee is just a little spotting and her period is about to start.
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well, I actually have to have sex in order to have a close call...
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Pregnancy scares are no fun
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Everything happens for a reason. Perhaps the blood in her pee is just a little spotting and her period is about to start.
let me clarify, that was her period.

A pregnancy would have been horrible for her. 6 months from now would be her medical boards and job hunting time.

I'm going to do my best to convince her to have butt sex until then.
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Yes, fuck this scenario. Ugh.
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Mouth fuck. Brutal mouth fuck.
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ex missed her period for about a week...we got nervous...got a pregnancy test, tested positive...we were like omg okay...then later that day, she got her period. fucking pregnancy test...
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Originally Posted by mrstak
ex missed her period for about a week...we got nervous...got a pregnancy test, tested positive...we were like omg okay...then later that day, she got her period. fucking pregnancy test...
You win!
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Having my first child was the best thing that could of ever happened to me. Not just saying that to be cliche. If you're not prepared I can defiantly understand how scared/nervous one could be. We got married and decided to just let whatever happens happen.
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by mrstak
ex missed her period for about a week...we got nervous...got a pregnancy test, tested positive...we were like omg okay...then later that day, she got her period. fucking pregnancy test...
wow, thats awful, lol. Mine wanted to wait until I visited her this weekend before taking the test.
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Originally Posted by mrstak
ex missed her period for about a week...we got nervous...got a pregnancy test, tested positive...we were like omg okay...then later that day, she got her period. fucking pregnancy test...
Would've bought a lottery ticket.
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no scares between me and my girl so far. but i'd probably lose about a few years off my life if that happened to me.
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Both my kids were because my wife raped me. Brutally.






























And I loved it.


Felt like Jim after American Pie.
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Originally Posted by mrstak
ex missed her period for about a week...we got nervous...got a pregnancy test, tested positive...we were like omg okay...then later that day, she got her period. fucking pregnancy test...
WTF I would have a heart attack! GF isn't on the pill so even with the raincoat, I get nervous if her period is late.
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Have had two scares, one with an ex who was two weeks late which was terrifying, and another who had an IUD that wasn't put in properly...
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Originally Posted by Never Summer
Have had two scares, one with an ex who was two weeks late which was terrifying, and another who had an IUD that wasn't put in properly...
Does the IUD have to be placed by the OBGYN or can the patient do the insertion? If it were up to the patient, I can see a lot of IUD malfunction occurring.
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Does the IUD have to be placed by the OBGYN or can the patient do the insertion? If it were up to the patient, I can see a lot of IUD malfunction occurring.
I think it has to be done by an OBGYN, I vaguely recall her calling me from her first check-up crying saying something had gone horribly wrong and that she was waiting for the results of pregnancy test.
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those IUDs need to be implanted by a doc. My gf (doc) doesnt like them for some reason.
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
Both my kids were because my wife raped me. Brutally.

And I loved it.


Felt like Jim after American Pie.
I speak for every married man when I say FUCK YOU DUDE. FUCK YOU.











































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OP - The closest call I ever had turned 6 in June and is the best unplanned part of my life. Timing is not always good.

Maker - you ain't the only one.
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
Both my kids were because my wife raped me. Brutally.

And I loved it.


Felt like Jim after American Pie.
Old 09-26-2012, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
OP - The closest call I ever had turned 6 in June and is the best unplanned part of my life. Timing is not always good.

Maker - you ain't the only one.
Its only a close call, if you didnt really want it. Plus that wasnt a close call...you bit the dust on that one
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
Would've bought a lottery ticket.
in hindsight yea, but trust me...that was the last thing on my mind...

Originally Posted by surfer rick
WTF I would have a heart attack! GF isn't on the pill so even with the raincoat, I get nervous if her period is late.
hahah yea i don't really remember the hours from when she took the test till her period came. i think there was some talking...i know i was just sitting there like...wtf...

oh another time the condom came off inside her so we just went to the doctor and got the morning after pill. this was in college so it was super easy. awkward part was seeing another couple there that we were close with. they were like what are you doing here...i just muttered something about the gf being sick...they might have guessed though. lol and the nurse/doctor lady didn't even bat an eye when we told her. she just gave us the meds and we went on our way. i'm sure she sees this pregnancy shit daily.
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Originally Posted by mrstak
ex missed her period for about a week...we got nervous...got a pregnancy test, tested positive...we were like omg okay...then later that day, she got her period. fucking pregnancy test...
you left out the part about the coat hanger
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lolololol ^
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Originally Posted by leedogg
Its only a close call, if you didnt really want it. Plus that wasnt a close call...you bit the dust on that one
True. It took a week for the shock to wear off then I was ready.
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always pullout, raw dog, condom, birth control, vasectomy, unless you want a surprise baby....
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cool story brah...
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cool story brah...
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always pullout, raw dog, condom, birth control, vasectomy, unless you want a surprise baby....
Its like posting tags.
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Mr. Maker had my baby a while back
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Mr. Maker had my baby a while back
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Mr. Maker had my baby a while back
This thread is either about to get good or jump the shark.
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I have been nowhere near DC.
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I have been nowhere near DC.
She's in Pittsburgh
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
I speak for every married man when I say FUCK YOU DUDE. FUCK YOU.
One was the day before she got deployed (and after her 10 day training). The other was the day after she came back from a long weekend.
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You're the Shermanator of Acurazine.
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Hormonal birth control, i.e., "the pill" can really throw off female hormonal equilibria when it's first started and when it's stopped. So, irregular bleeding is pretty damn common.

Intrauterine devices (IUD's) can only be "installed" by the healthcare provider...which makes sense 'cause I sure as hell couldn't do that myself! There are two types of IUD's: nonhormonal copper device and progesterone-infused device. The copper IUD causes a foreign-body inflammatory response within the uterine cavity where any sperm and/or blastocyst (fertilized egg) is attacked by the immune system. Copper also has spermicidal properties. The progesterone IUD inhibits ovulation, and possibly triggers the same inflammatory pathway.

The progesterone IUD is replaced every year; the copper IUD can stay as long as 6-7 years....24/7!!!

The copper IUD can cause severe cramping and increased bleeding. Both IUD's can be spontaneously expelled or in rare cases, become lodged and perforate the uterus itself! Ectopic pregnancy is more likely due to the fact that the endometrium is inhospitable to blastocyst implantation whereas the fallopian tubes are not! Bacterial infections are possible with an IUD; in particularly, the ones with the string emanating out of the cervical os...

I think I covered everything...


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