Buying Condoms
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From: 42.4°N, 71.1°W
Originally Posted by SSMTL01
went to the local chevron to pick up some rubbers yesterday (doesnt really bother me). I picked up the trojan her-pleasure (the usual) and the clerk looks at me and goes "wrong choice.. many people have requested these.. try them" and points to the trojan "mint tingle" kinda. 
Sure why not. Anyway, the only thing better about them is they didn't have that nasty latex smell.. just minty fresh. I was just glad that the gas station clerk saved me from purchasing the wrong ones 
Sure why not. Anyway, the only thing better about them is they didn't have that nasty latex smell.. just minty fresh. I was just glad that the gas station clerk saved me from purchasing the wrong ones 
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From: Toronto, Canada
Originally Posted by fdl
well, i'm not saying I have sex 5 times a week now. But I assumd I would be once I am married and sharing a bed with my wife 7 nights a week 
so fdl, you hitting your mark?
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Originally Posted by dom
I don't think they have a 24 pk 
Besides, I'm married. The 12 lasts the year
Besides, I'm married. The 12 lasts the year
Damn why do you need to use condoms with your wife, you don't trust her or is the relationship not monogamist?
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From: SoCal
hahah 
but this thread is funny as hell and brings back some great memories, so i thought i'd share and thank all you people that were too shy to buy condoms. back in college i got tired of going to the gas station at late hours to buy condoms that would only come in a three packs. so i decided to buy condoms in bulk from an online store, and eventually, don't know how but word got around and i ended up selling them to people in my dorm. they went quick, AND it was completely legal. but i'd get calls all the time at all hours, that made me fell like i was a drug dealer. i guess if sex=drugs then condoms=zigzags/bluntwraps/bongs/etc. 
1 for 1$
5 for 4$
10 for 8$ and so on.
flavored condoms: 2$
one time use lube pack: 3$
but this thread is funny as hell and brings back some great memories, so i thought i'd share and thank all you people that were too shy to buy condoms. back in college i got tired of going to the gas station at late hours to buy condoms that would only come in a three packs. so i decided to buy condoms in bulk from an online store, and eventually, don't know how but word got around and i ended up selling them to people in my dorm. they went quick, AND it was completely legal. but i'd get calls all the time at all hours, that made me fell like i was a drug dealer. i guess if sex=drugs then condoms=zigzags/bluntwraps/bongs/etc. 1 for 1$
5 for 4$
10 for 8$ and so on.
flavored condoms: 2$
one time use lube pack: 3$
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From: Boston
i just get them, not a huge deal...
when i was younger and worked in a drug store the guys were ussually nervous about it, but the girls would just throw it on the top of the pile like it's just another item...
the "move" that i saw pulled most often was with the guys and they would get either a magazine or a big pack of twizllers and throw it on top of the condoms...
one time it didnt ring up and it wasn't marked, meaning i would have to call for a price check... you should have seen the look on the guys face, pure horror, i pitied him so I just rang in the pack for a dollar...
when i was younger and worked in a drug store the guys were ussually nervous about it, but the girls would just throw it on the top of the pile like it's just another item...
the "move" that i saw pulled most often was with the guys and they would get either a magazine or a big pack of twizllers and throw it on top of the condoms...
one time it didnt ring up and it wasn't marked, meaning i would have to call for a price check... you should have seen the look on the guys face, pure horror, i pitied him so I just rang in the pack for a dollar...
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From: Boston
Originally Posted by chef chris
I usually just look at the clerk and say, "It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it."
Usually gets a smile outta them & breaks the embarassment up. Especially if that's all I'm buying and it's a cute, young female clerk.
Usually gets a smile outta them & breaks the embarassment up. Especially if that's all I'm buying and it's a cute, young female clerk.
that is an ill line...
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