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Old 03-31-2005, 09:39 PM
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Booty Call Setup??

Anyone have any advise on how to set up a booty call /friends who f... relationship?

How do you approch a nice looking lady and just ask for sex nothing else - I know ladies and they want a good release just like we do, but they are built differently and are not as open to this idea as we are.

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"are not as open to this idea as we are. "

Well, that's the whole problem then, isn't it...when you find out, let US know.
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Im married, so I just try to setup booty calls with myself.
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Buy them drinks.
Old 03-31-2005, 09:49 PM
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It's all about how soon you can get laid. If you develope a friendship first it is much much harder. CLchick has it right. Buy them drinks, get them drunk on the first night and invite them home. The sooner you can hook it up, the more likely it is to be a booty call and nothing else.

Turning a long term friend into a booty call is a much bigger challenge but is done in much the same way. Regardless of who it is, it usually involves some superior game and a good
Old 03-31-2005, 10:22 PM
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Buy them a drink is a good idea - has worked back when I was single.

All I am wanting is a little fun on the side. No srings attached - any nice looking acura ladies out there?

I should'nt have any trouble - young / attrative and hell I drive a 04 TL!
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
Buy them drinks.
This is true, but most of my constant booty calls are from "friends".
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Setting up a booty call...

A booty call is just a friend that all they want from the relationship is to have sex... To set one up you need to find yourself the right girl... not all girls like the so called "Booty Call" idea... most of these girls have other "friends" so before you go into a booty call relationship, you need to know how many others have her as one as well...

If you happen to set one up with a girl... just make sure you wear your hardhat in the construction area... because you don't know whats bin in there... and when its going to hit...

The way to set it up... Buying a girl drinks is a great idea... basicly you'll get to know her the way she really is... people tend to open up when "buzzed" or drunk... but the only true way to set one up is to just confront the girl about it... Tell the girl you want to be friends (sometimes she will tell you) and maybe the next day... or in about 2 days... call her back up... tell her you want to come over... or ask her to go pick her up and take her to your place... then just give her all the signals you can that you want "it"... she'll get what kind of relationship you want... and if she goes ahead... you just set yourself a booty call... if she doesn't and says she has to leave or some other stupid reason... she's not that type of girl thus, drop it and leave it at that... you lost the booty call set up...

just the way i think... just my opinion on the subject...
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
Buy them drinks.
What do you like to drink?

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ugh, see that's the problem. guys never want relationships. fuckers.
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^^Not if we on the first date
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
ugh, see that's the problem. guys never want relationships. fuckers.
Guys like relationships just fine, but booty is booty.....

Just kidding, truth is most guys really do want a relationship
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Have them read and fill out the document below. Most issues are covered and clearly stated.

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, and by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the Participant) between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:

1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good,
and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! I.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me?
The answer is "no", so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers... it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges.
We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no more to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex!!
It's over so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it.
I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "My roommate.
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out! (Reason: The less eye contact the better.
I don't want to look at you.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me, so stop calling!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please!
I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

*
Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this Agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.


Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________



Or just "buy them drinks."
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
ugh, see that's the problem. guys never want relationships. fuckers.


Relationships are a lotta work.
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
Have them read and fill out the document below. Most issues are covered and clearly stated.



Or just "buy them drinks."
Was going to post the same thing. Make bunch of copies and pass them out at the bars and see who turns em in.
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Originally Posted by TLMAN2004
How do you approch a nice looking lady and just ask for sex nothing else - I know ladies and they want a good release just like we do, but they are built differently and are not as open to this idea as we are.
Get on Limewire and check out MILF Hunter. You can pick up a lady in about 5 minutes at Walmart
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Originally Posted by doopstr
Get on Limewire and check out MILF Hunter. You can pick up a lady in about 5 minutes at Walmart
^^^^ hahaha Ryan Conner?
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
ugh, see that's the problem. guys never want relationships. fuckers.
Maybe because you all complain too much. :wink:
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
Have them read and fill out the document below. Most issues are covered and clearly stated.



Or just "buy them drinks."



That is the funniest thing I have read all night!! Man it's too bad april fools just passed. I know at 3 girls that would have been fun to give to.
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