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07-07-2005, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
Well, I don't think that's the WORST thing to say... I think maybe, "GEEZUS your stomach jiggles like a bowl full of jelly, just like Santa Claus!!!" is a closer to being "worst." 
07-07-2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
dark brown "pancake" nipples < *
It's even worse when guys have them. There was this one semi-retarded kid who had them in junior high. The nickname "pancake nipples" stuck with him until he graduated high school (he's ugly as all hell by the way, so that just makes it easier to pick on him). It all started one day in phys ed, when this kid, Tyler, said to him (jokingly), "Matthew, I wanna touch those schmeebs of yours! Pinch em and everything!" Well, long story short, Matthew started to cry and ran to the gym teacher (we were playing badminton at the time). He says, "Mr. Falcone, Tyler said he wanted to touch THESE!" while lifting up his shirt! I think the teacher almost puked and said, "Matt put your shirt back on, please!" and the whole class laughed at him.
07-07-2005, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
It's even worse when guys have them. There was this one semi-retarded kid who had them in junior high. The nickname "pancake nipples" stuck with him until he graduated high school (he's ugly as all hell by the way, so that just makes it easier to pick on him). It all started one day in phys ed, when this kid, Tyler, said to him (jokingly), "Matthew, I wanna touch those schmeebs of yours! Pinch em and everything!" Well, long story short, Matthew started to cry and ran to the gym teacher (we were playing badminton at the time). He says, "Mr. Falcone, Tyler said he wanted to touch THESE!" while lifting up his shirt! I think the teacher almost puked and said, "Matt put your shirt back on, please!" and the whole class laughed at him.
07-07-2005, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
Or "God I can't wait for you to go home after this..."
07-07-2005, 03:19 PM
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Interesting. Interesting.
Originally Posted by youngTL
It's even worse when guys have them. There was this one semi-retarded kid who had them in junior high. The nickname "pancake nipples" stuck with him until he graduated high school (he's ugly as all hell by the way, so that just makes it easier to pick on him). It all started one day in phys ed, when this kid, Tyler, said to him (jokingly), "Matthew, I wanna touch those schmeebs of yours! Pinch em and everything!" Well, long story short, Matthew started to cry and ran to the gym teacher (we were playing badminton at the time). He says, "Mr. Falcone, Tyler said he wanted to touch THESE!" while lifting up his shirt! I think the teacher almost puked and said, "Matt put your shirt back on, please!" and the whole class laughed at him.
Best.
Story.
Ever.
07-07-2005, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I guess that's why they normally keep special ed classes separate
07-07-2005, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
It's even worse when guys have them. There was this one semi-retarded kid who had them in junior high. The nickname "pancake nipples" stuck with him until he graduated high school (he's ugly as all hell by the way, so that just makes it easier to pick on him). It all started one day in phys ed, when this kid, Tyler, said to him (jokingly), "Matthew, I wanna touch those schmeebs of yours! Pinch em and everything!" Well, long story short, Matthew started to cry and ran to the gym teacher (we were playing badminton at the time). He says, "Mr. Falcone, Tyler said he wanted to touch THESE!" while lifting up his shirt! I think the teacher almost puked and said, "Matt put your shirt back on, please!" and the whole class laughed at him.
07-07-2005, 03:29 PM
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Interesting. Interesting.
Originally Posted by wsklar
Who the hell plays badminton in school.
I can't decide what's funnier in that story: semi-retarded kid, schmeebs, or badminton.
it hurts....
07-07-2005, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
I can't decide what's funnier in that story: semi-retarded kid, schmeebs, or badminton.
it hurts....
07-07-2005, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
I can't decide what's funnier in that story: semi-retarded kid, schmeebs, or badminton.
it hurts.... We even had to use the slow "birdies" (the blue ones). The red ones were too fast for us. And nobody could say "shuttlecock" without giggling like schoolgirls (and it was an all boys class)! Matt had man-boobs (schmeebs) and a semi-beerbelly in grade 8 
and was one of those kids who could talk normally, but was in the special class because he was sooooooooo stupid. He had no sense of what was cool at all.
07-07-2005, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Who the hell plays badminton in school.
Your well on your way to playing professionally since other sports maybe too much for you. Wouldn't want to break a nail now.
07-07-2005, 03:41 PM
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Your well on your way to playing professionally since other sports maybe too much for you. Wouldn't want to break a nail now.
07-07-2005, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I wonder if anyone has ever painted their nails with TSX touch-up paint?Hmmm, Nighthawk Black nails....
07-07-2005, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I wonder if anyone has ever painted their nails with TSX touch-up paint?
07-07-2005, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
This thread is waaayy OT.
Lets get back on topic. How big are your boobs?
Lets get back on topic. How big are your boobs?
And be as specific as possible being that we have this NWS policy.
07-07-2005, 03:59 PM
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On topic, I think it's like asking how much a girl weighs. It's just one of those pieces of info that a lady doesn't feel comfortable giving out. I'm going to venture to say that if any girl asked a guy his dick size, he'd tell her (or lie and say it was bigger). It's not the same for us as it is for women. They're used to being objectified so I think that only makes it seem worse. 
07-07-2005, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
This thread is waaayy OT.
Lets get back on topic. How big are your boobs?
Lets get back on topic. How big are your boobs?
Lets just say none have the guesses so far have been completely accurate.
07-07-2005, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Lets just say none have the guesses so far have been completely accurate.
i didn't read the thread.
i saw the word boob in the title.
show me teh booby.
07-07-2005, 04:56 PM
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I know of a few boobs in this thread.
07-07-2005, 07:21 PM
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i remember i went on vacation with a friend to taiwan and he asked me that question too. then we met up with my girl friend (no, not gf...just a close friend) and i can't believed he just casually asked her the boob question. she was reluctant at first but she did give it out...
i've asked a few of my close friends about what size bra and figures they are and they seem cool with revealing it to me. if u want to know what size but are afraid that the girl will get offended, just ask it this way: "can i take a guess at ur measurements?"...
i'm actually getting quite well at guestimating now and it helps when it comes to fashion/clothing suggestions they ask...
i've asked a few of my close friends about what size bra and figures they are and they seem cool with revealing it to me. if u want to know what size but are afraid that the girl will get offended, just ask it this way: "can i take a guess at ur measurements?"...
i'm actually getting quite well at guestimating now and it helps when it comes to fashion/clothing suggestions they ask...
07-11-2005, 12:35 PM
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Maybe he wanted to buy you a nice bra from Victoria's Secret?
BTW- You should have asked him how big his "tool" is. You never know, if he had the right answer for you, you might have answered him and then proceeded to make each other smile
BTW- You should have asked him how big his "tool" is. You never know, if he had the right answer for you, you might have answered him and then proceeded to make each other smile
07-11-2005, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by CJams
Maybe he wanted to buy you a nice bra from Victoria's Secret?
BTW- You should have asked him how big his "tool" is. You never know, if he had the right answer for you, you might have answered him and then proceeded to make each other smile
BTW- You should have asked him how big his "tool" is. You never know, if he had the right answer for you, you might have answered him and then proceeded to make each other smile
Blah.. it take more to impress me than a guy just telling me how big his tool is. Sure I wouldn't want to deal with a short short guy or a crooked one(personal preference on that one), but I'm looking for more than just that these days.
07-11-2005, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Blah.. it take more to impress me than a guy just telling me how big his tool is. Sure I wouldn't want to deal with a short short guy or a crooked one(personal preference on that one), but I'm looking for more than just that these days.
07-11-2005, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike_McCready
I just got back from a party and my friends walks up to this chick and goes
"Hey, nice breasts" and then walked away.
"Hey, nice breasts" and then walked away.
07-11-2005, 12:47 PM
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^ On that note, I'm never washing my hands again.
07-11-2005, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
I'll one-up you on that one...at the bar the other night, walked up to a hawt bartender and said she had really nice breasts. She said they were implants. And I asked are they different. And then, she said, go ahead and feel 'em.
I'd say 80% of women that get breast implants will let you touch them if you just ask. Especially if they are new.
07-11-2005, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
I'll one-up you on that one...at the bar the other night, walked up to a hawt bartender and said she had really nice breasts. She said they were implants. And I asked are they different. And then, she said, go ahead and feel 'em.
me on that one. But i still laughed my ass off when my friend said that
