Asked out by a 16 year old
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Originally Posted by DarkSithCL
Maybe I'm just feeling old here lately...almost 40...my sister is giving me an "over-the-hill" party in October... 
are you talking to yourself ?
40 isn't old, 40 means you can still date 23 year olds. 25-28 is about the range though. I won't tell your wife.
Originally Posted by pgatour1
well, the only way to know is to do it. just find out, see what you think. Thats about my solution to everything.
Originally Posted by pgatour1
are you talking to yourself ?
40 isn't old, 40 means you can still date 23 year olds. 25-28 is about the range though. I won't tell your wife.
40 isn't old, 40 means you can still date 23 year olds. 25-28 is about the range though. I won't tell your wife.
You are a mess...what are we gonna do with you!!!!
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Originally Posted by Blades
or like the famous CHOPS says
Got to hit it before the herd does
If there is grass on the field then play
Got to hit it before the herd does
If there is grass on the field then play
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Originally Posted by DarkSithCL
...that's what the guy standing in the line with HIV said...Jordan, whatever you do, just be careful man and have fun! Rick
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So he's taking me out to supper tomorrow. I believe we're going to Joey Tomatoes. Not bad! I'm actually impressed. And besides, NO man should ever turn down free food! 
And I can eat it in peace because FINALS ARE OVER as of 16:00 today!! SCHOOL'S DONE!!!
And I can eat it in peace because FINALS ARE OVER as of 16:00 today!! SCHOOL'S DONE!!!
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Another sick mind heard from...
School might just be starting for you. Maybe this sweet 16 year old will flip you upside down and drive you around the room like a Big Wheel- rocking your world.
Then, when he leaves you flat and exhausted, come back to us an we'll commiserate and, like good friends do, say "There, there. It'll be all right. This too shall pass."
Then, next weekend, we'll whack another one! Bwa-ha-ha! 
(Take pictures)
Then, when he leaves you flat and exhausted, come back to us an we'll commiserate and, like good friends do, say "There, there. It'll be all right. This too shall pass."
Then, next weekend, we'll whack another one!
Bwa-ha-ha! (Take pictures)
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Originally Posted by Xpditor
School might just be starting for you. Maybe this sweet 16 year old will flip you upside down and drive you around the room like a Big Wheel- rocking your world.
Then, when he leaves you flat and exhausted, come back to us an we'll commiserate and, like good friends do, say "There, there. It'll be all right. This too shall pass."
Then, next weekend, we'll whack another one! Bwa-ha-ha!
(Take pictures)
Then, when he leaves you flat and exhausted, come back to us an we'll commiserate and, like good friends do, say "There, there. It'll be all right. This too shall pass."
Then, next weekend, we'll whack another one!
Bwa-ha-ha! (Take pictures)
SICK!! You're crazy, you know that!
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Originally Posted by youngTL
Oh, there's grass on the field. He's got a hairy chest already. Even I barely have any!
Originally Posted by youngTL
I am always careful. And to clarify I'm not a whore. Thanks for the good advice though. I happen to already know everything there is to know about every common STI, how they are transmitted, what the transmission risk is, whether they are viral or bacterial, and all that jazz. I'm well read.
... I figured as much, but I'm just trying to watch out for ya'll youngens, while yur still havin' fun!
whore 
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Originally Posted by youngTL
So he's taking me out to supper tomorrow. I believe we're going to Joey Tomatoes. Not bad! I'm actually impressed. And besides, NO man should ever turn down free food!
And I can eat it in peace because FINALS ARE OVER as of 16:00 today!! SCHOOL'S DONE!!!
And I can eat it in peace because FINALS ARE OVER as of 16:00 today!! SCHOOL'S DONE!!!
Sounds good. Hope you have fun!!!
yungtl HIT IT HARD 
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I just got back from his house. Basically his dad told him to go for it and ask me out (I overheard while I was sitting in his room watching Barb Wire and he stepped out to get some water). We got it on a little bit during the movie, but didn't go very far. I told him I want to take it slow. Basically we have SO much in common (more than I even thought before), that I can see myself with him for a long time. Although I'm gonna wait a year before I tell my parents we've been dating if it lasts that long. And I WOULD be in a great mood right now, but I'm not, because I just read that EJ/Red-CL is no longer with us. 
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
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Okay so things are going really good. Basically we're official now. He likes cars too but doesn't know too much, so I'm gonna teach him all about them. I can talk forever!
Oh, and I met his bible-thumping grandmother. She's crazy. His whole family thinks she's crazy. Basically I argued with her for an hour about how demons aren't actually creatures that exist (I don't believe in magic), and she telling me that they do, and that she's enrolled in a TOP SECRET program at the university, for parapsychology. She says I'm not even supposed to know it exists.
Bullshit! Sam and I think she's senile at 55.
Oh, and I met his bible-thumping grandmother. She's crazy. His whole family thinks she's crazy. Basically I argued with her for an hour about how demons aren't actually creatures that exist (I don't believe in magic), and she telling me that they do, and that she's enrolled in a TOP SECRET program at the university, for parapsychology. She says I'm not even supposed to know it exists.
Bullshit! Sam and I think she's senile at 55.
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Originally Posted by youngTL
Okay so things are going really good. Basically we're official now. He likes cars too but doesn't know too much, so I'm gonna teach him all about them. I can talk forever!
Oh, and I met his bible-thumping grandmother. She's crazy. His whole family thinks she's crazy. Basically I argued with her for an hour about how demons aren't actually creatures that exist (I don't believe in magic), and she telling me that they do, and that she's enrolled in a TOP SECRET program at the university, for parapsychology. She says I'm not even supposed to know it exists.
Bullshit! Sam and I think she's senile at 55.
Oh, and I met his bible-thumping grandmother. She's crazy. His whole family thinks she's crazy. Basically I argued with her for an hour about how demons aren't actually creatures that exist (I don't believe in magic), and she telling me that they do, and that she's enrolled in a TOP SECRET program at the university, for parapsychology. She says I'm not even supposed to know it exists.
Bullshit! Sam and I think she's senile at 55.
Holy shit dude, you're official with him already??More power to you if it's right but damn, I'd get so owned on that age difference out here.