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06-03-2010, 01:11 PM
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06-03-2010, 02:05 PM
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...when I dropped her back off at her place she was completely shmammered like could hardly keep her eyes open and she's like come in and see my place I was like ok so I get in we make out a little and then shes like wanna come see my room and my new bed? At that point I knew it was 
time but I decided to leave cus I have some morals and didn't wanna fuk a wasted chick, especially one I see at work everday.
time but I decided to leave cus I have some morals and didn't wanna fuk a wasted chick, especially one I see at work everday.
Wife hates it for some reason when I say that now.
06-03-2010, 09:45 PM
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wat
besides.. a woman's perspective is always nice.I'd say the worst experience(s) I've had are with men that couldn't last very long.
Had a good guy friend in college that asked me for weeks and weeks to give him a shot. Went on a few dates, and when we finally had sex (with a condom mind you), he lasted for all of about 30 seconds. Gave him another chance a couple hours later, same thing. He swore it didn't usually happen to him. Blowjob... same thing, maybe 20 seconds. Tried again a few days later; I even told him to jack off before I came over, and it still happened. That was the end of that. Does that make me a bad person?
Luckily it didn't end up being really awkward when we went back to being friends. I still talk to him every now and then actually.
06-03-2010, 09:59 PM
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Hah... I don't really have any epic stories. Guess I've managed to steer clear of retards for the most part.
I'd say the worst experience(s) I've had are with men that couldn't last very long.
Had a good guy friend in college that asked me for weeks and weeks to give him a shot. Went on a few dates, and when we finally had sex (with a condom mind you), he lasted for all of about 30 seconds. Gave him another chance a couple hours later, same thing. He swore it didn't usually happen to him. Blowjob... same thing, maybe 20 seconds. Tried again a few days later; I even told him to jack off before I came over, and it still happened. That was the end of that. Does that make me a bad person?
Luckily it didn't end up being really awkward when we went back to being friends. I still talk to him every now and then actually.
I'd say the worst experience(s) I've had are with men that couldn't last very long.
Had a good guy friend in college that asked me for weeks and weeks to give him a shot. Went on a few dates, and when we finally had sex (with a condom mind you), he lasted for all of about 30 seconds. Gave him another chance a couple hours later, same thing. He swore it didn't usually happen to him. Blowjob... same thing, maybe 20 seconds. Tried again a few days later; I even told him to jack off before I came over, and it still happened. That was the end of that. Does that make me a bad person?
Luckily it didn't end up being really awkward when we went back to being friends. I still talk to him every now and then actually.
06-03-2010, 10:41 PM
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06-04-2010, 08:34 AM
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Hah... I don't really have any epic stories. Guess I've managed to steer clear of retards for the most part.
I'd say the worst experience(s) I've had are with men that couldn't last very long.
Had a good guy friend in college that asked me for weeks and weeks to give him a shot. Went on a few dates, and when we finally had sex (with a condom mind you), he lasted for all of about 30 seconds. Gave him another chance a couple hours later, same thing. He swore it didn't usually happen to him. Blowjob... same thing, maybe 20 seconds. Tried again a few days later; I even told him to jack off before I came over, and it still happened. That was the end of that. Does that make me a bad person?
Luckily it didn't end up being really awkward when we went back to being friends. I still talk to him every now and then actually.
I'd say the worst experience(s) I've had are with men that couldn't last very long.
Had a good guy friend in college that asked me for weeks and weeks to give him a shot. Went on a few dates, and when we finally had sex (with a condom mind you), he lasted for all of about 30 seconds. Gave him another chance a couple hours later, same thing. He swore it didn't usually happen to him. Blowjob... same thing, maybe 20 seconds. Tried again a few days later; I even told him to jack off before I came over, and it still happened. That was the end of that. Does that make me a bad person?
Luckily it didn't end up being really awkward when we went back to being friends. I still talk to him every now and then actually.
06-04-2010, 09:48 AM
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Hah... I don't really have any epic stories. Guess I've managed to steer clear of retards for the most part.
I'd say the worst experience(s) I've had are with men that couldn't last very long.
Had a good guy friend in college that asked me for weeks and weeks to give him a shot. Went on a few dates, and when we finally had sex (with a condom mind you), he lasted for all of about 30 seconds. Gave him another chance a couple hours later, same thing. He swore it didn't usually happen to him. Blowjob... same thing, maybe 20 seconds. Tried again a few days later; I even told him to jack off before I came over, and it still happened. That was the end of that. Does that make me a bad person?
Luckily it didn't end up being really awkward when we went back to being friends. I still talk to him every now and then actually.
I'd say the worst experience(s) I've had are with men that couldn't last very long.
Had a good guy friend in college that asked me for weeks and weeks to give him a shot. Went on a few dates, and when we finally had sex (with a condom mind you), he lasted for all of about 30 seconds. Gave him another chance a couple hours later, same thing. He swore it didn't usually happen to him. Blowjob... same thing, maybe 20 seconds. Tried again a few days later; I even told him to jack off before I came over, and it still happened. That was the end of that. Does that make me a bad person?
Luckily it didn't end up being really awkward when we went back to being friends. I still talk to him every now and then actually.
So back on topic, you're saying you've never made your intentions clear but the dude didn't get it? I'm guessing that your epic tatas give every dude the wrong intention.. or your blatant openness about your sexual experience.
06-04-2010, 10:47 AM
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^ it's 110% mental.. the dude really had no clue.
06-04-2010, 11:21 AM
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^That's an entirely different argument because on the times I blow fast I have the same mentality as when I last long. But everyone's different so it's really hard to argue.
06-04-2010, 11:36 AM
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Sometimes thinking of waffles can do that..
06-04-2010, 01:08 PM
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06-04-2010, 01:16 PM
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06-04-2010, 08:58 PM
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I thought at first maybe it was just the anticipation of it that made him blow early. But that wasn't the case.
Nobody wants a minute man.. even a bj and that guy couldn't manage damn. Maybe he'll hook up with a girl who doesn't like sex.
So back on topic, you're saying you've never made your intentions clear but the dude didn't get it? I'm guessing that your epic tatas give every dude the wrong intention.. or your blatant openness about your sexual experience.
So back on topic, you're saying you've never made your intentions clear but the dude didn't get it? I'm guessing that your epic tatas give every dude the wrong intention.. or your blatant openness about your sexual experience.
And yeah, I've never really had a guy that didn't know I wanted them if I did. But then again, I'm pretty straightforward. I don't tend to beat around the bush. I've had guys tell me they were too intimidated by me, but it's not the same.
I'm pretty sure talking to a girl with huge knockers puts the minds of most men straight into the gutter. I don't exactly hide them. Not that I could, even if I wanted to.
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06-04-2010, 10:17 PM
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06-05-2010, 02:23 AM
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06-11-2010, 08:41 AM
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This happened with my wife.
This was back in December of 2000, the night before winter and Christmas break in college.
I was with my now current wife.
School was done, and we were the only two people left in the dorms before we were to go separate ways, worlds apart: I was flying to NY in the morning, and she was traveling to Pensacola, FL for Christmas break.
I had invited her to my room in the dorm (she lived on the bottom floor) to watch Top Gun and a host of other movies. She accepted, and I was very excited.
We watched Top Gun, and then literally talked all night long.
In my bed.
Under the covers.
She mentioned that she had a boyfriend, and that was keeping me from making a move on her. Hell, while we were talking, she mentioned what a jerk he was sometimes and how he would never call (the guy was an enlisted person on a ship) and when he did call, he was always wasted.
So long story short, nothing happened. We talked until about 4 AM, and then I walked her down to her room, and said "Good night."
We ended up hooking up three months later after she dumped the guy.
I like to think that if I had tried anything that night, that I would not be married to her today.
This was back in December of 2000, the night before winter and Christmas break in college.
I was with my now current wife.
School was done, and we were the only two people left in the dorms before we were to go separate ways, worlds apart: I was flying to NY in the morning, and she was traveling to Pensacola, FL for Christmas break.
I had invited her to my room in the dorm (she lived on the bottom floor) to watch Top Gun and a host of other movies. She accepted, and I was very excited.
We watched Top Gun, and then literally talked all night long.
In my bed.
Under the covers.
She mentioned that she had a boyfriend, and that was keeping me from making a move on her. Hell, while we were talking, she mentioned what a jerk he was sometimes and how he would never call (the guy was an enlisted person on a ship) and when he did call, he was always wasted.
So long story short, nothing happened. We talked until about 4 AM, and then I walked her down to her room, and said "Good night."
We ended up hooking up three months later after she dumped the guy.
I like to think that if I had tried anything that night, that I would not be married to her today.
06-11-2010, 08:52 AM
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Got another one.
I knew this girl in my geography class that I took freshman year. She lived off campus and I lived on campus. One night, she was having a party at her place with her older sister and her best friend, so I invited a bunch of guys from my dorm.
We get to the party, and it was awesome.
I ended up pretty drunk, and the guys took the bus home, while I was invited to stay with the girl I knew. I was friggin clueless.
After the party died down me and this girl went into her room, where she had a private bathroom. I asked if I could take a quick shower, and she said yes. About five minutes in, as I was finishing with the shower, she asked, "Are you almost finished? Can I come in?" I thought she meant that she had to use the potty or something, but the next morning I probably thought she meant to come into the shower. 
After the shower, I did the gentlemanly thing to do and offered to sleep on the floor. She invited me in to her bed, and we talked pretty much all night long. Christ, she even said that she likes when guys make the first move, and I was completely friggin' clueless. That is the flashing light in my head right there.
We pretty much slept together in the same bed, no touching or anything.
I thought I did the gentlemanly thing, but I knew after that I thought she thought I was gay. No wonder women call me to go shopping with them.
I knew this girl in my geography class that I took freshman year. She lived off campus and I lived on campus. One night, she was having a party at her place with her older sister and her best friend, so I invited a bunch of guys from my dorm.
We get to the party, and it was awesome.
I ended up pretty drunk, and the guys took the bus home, while I was invited to stay with the girl I knew. I was friggin clueless.
After the party died down me and this girl went into her room, where she had a private bathroom. I asked if I could take a quick shower, and she said yes. About five minutes in, as I was finishing with the shower, she asked, "Are you almost finished? Can I come in?" I thought she meant that she had to use the potty or something, but the next morning I probably thought she meant to come into the shower.
After the shower, I did the gentlemanly thing to do and offered to sleep on the floor. She invited me in to her bed, and we talked pretty much all night long. Christ, she even said that she likes when guys make the first move, and I was completely friggin' clueless. That is the flashing light in my head right there.
We pretty much slept together in the same bed, no touching or anything.
I thought I did the gentlemanly thing, but I knew after that I thought she thought I was gay. No wonder women call me to go shopping with them.
06-11-2010, 09:15 AM
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Got another one.
I knew this girl in my geography class that I took freshman year. She lived off campus and I lived on campus. One night, she was having a party at her place with her older sister and her best friend, so I invited a bunch of guys from my dorm.
We get to the party, and it was awesome.
I ended up pretty drunk, and the guys took the bus home, while I was invited to stay with the girl I knew. I was friggin clueless.
After the party died down me and this girl went into her room, where she had a private bathroom. I asked if I could take a quick shower, and she said yes. About five minutes in, as I was finishing with the shower, she asked, "Are you almost finished? Can I come in?" I thought she meant that she had to use the potty or something, but the next morning I probably thought she meant to come into the shower.
After the shower, I did the gentlemanly thing to do and offered to sleep on the floor. She invited me in to her bed, and we talked pretty much all night long. Christ, she even said that she likes when guys make the first move, and I was completely friggin' clueless. That is the flashing light in my head right there.
We pretty much slept together in the same bed, no touching or anything.
I thought I did the gentlemanly thing, but I knew after that I thought she thought I was gay. No wonder women call me to go shopping with them.
I knew this girl in my geography class that I took freshman year. She lived off campus and I lived on campus. One night, she was having a party at her place with her older sister and her best friend, so I invited a bunch of guys from my dorm.
We get to the party, and it was awesome.
I ended up pretty drunk, and the guys took the bus home, while I was invited to stay with the girl I knew. I was friggin clueless.
After the party died down me and this girl went into her room, where she had a private bathroom. I asked if I could take a quick shower, and she said yes. About five minutes in, as I was finishing with the shower, she asked, "Are you almost finished? Can I come in?" I thought she meant that she had to use the potty or something, but the next morning I probably thought she meant to come into the shower.
After the shower, I did the gentlemanly thing to do and offered to sleep on the floor. She invited me in to her bed, and we talked pretty much all night long. Christ, she even said that she likes when guys make the first move, and I was completely friggin' clueless. That is the flashing light in my head right there.
We pretty much slept together in the same bed, no touching or anything.
I thought I did the gentlemanly thing, but I knew after that I thought she thought I was gay. No wonder women call me to go shopping with them.
06-11-2010, 10:00 AM
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Misses Gatr needs to come in and confirm or deny said allegation. 
06-11-2010, 10:59 AM
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Miss Gatrhumpy is already pissed at me for posting personal information about my sister-in-law and then you found personal information from said Miss Gatrhumpy's blog and found pictures of SIL.
Not saying you're at fault, because I am for asking AZ about your thoughts. But still, she's pissed. Just trust me about the story.
Not saying you're at fault, because I am for asking AZ about your thoughts. But still, she's pissed. Just trust me about the story.
06-11-2010, 11:28 AM
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Why did you tell her? Sorry if I got you in trouble Gatr.