The reason I'm asking you guys this is this:
my soon to be wife, she didn't get me anything for my b-day. it was about a week ago. she flat out said "i don't know what to get you"(last night she said this). The thing is she pregnant and has felt the best lately plus we're trying to save money for the misc expenses for the baby girl. So anything wild out of the question.(like a X-box). The thing is I like to occassionally look at family pictures. it's not only memories plus it tells you where you are and where you are going. She works at Micheal's(which is an art's and crafts store)so she gets like 1/2 off or something like that. So I said why don't we do a scrapbook together. that way for our wedding at the reception we have something for our guest to look at.
my buddy and his wife now got married about a year ago, the wedding party made up this poster and put retarded sayings on the bottom of the pictures(like for example she was sitting on his lap and it said "i think i just farted") I was so bad that i made them sign it everyone in the wedding party BUT DEREK. it was a train wreck. everyone i talked to (except the wedding party and the actual bride and groom) thought it was horrible. this way we set this out and the wedding party doesn't mess it up like they did on my buddy's

 

I read that twice and I still have no idea what you are asking, or what you are talking about in general.

 

and please read your posts before posting them.

ENGLISH CLASS IS YOUR FRIEND

 

 

I think he is asking if it woudl be cheezy to make a scrap book for his wedding. Now sure what that has to do with his birthday though


or his wifes pregnancy ....

 

"(like for example she was sitting on his lap and it said "i think i just farted") I was so bad that i made them sign it everyone in the wedding party BUT DEREK"

 

Best thread evar.

What the hell is going on here????

 

ya, brings back memories of the old Canada West sub forum

 

This is why it is important to think first, then type.

 

paragraphs are key

 

no, scrapbooks aren't cheesy. My woman and I keep one. It's a great way to look back and remember things you forget.

 

This is like that letter from that janitor about the 'unexcitable beaver' (unacceptable behavior).

 

Sounds like I should be glad that 'Water-S' is still on my ignore list.

I just had to stop reading his stuff. His use of language makes me nauseous.

 

it got my vote

 

 

Water S, is your real name Steve Grundmann?



From: Grundmann, Steve (SUPP)
Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 10:18 AM
To: Lopez, Larry R (SUPP)
Cc: Jones, Marty D (SUPP)
Subject: Martin Lydon

Larry, Marty, We have a problem with Martin last night and he is back to he old tricks once again, But this time he was slamming he pallet jack into the decks (Wire Decks) and he was complaining that Maximum was taken he pallet jack and I said that I am not here during the day and that he is asking the wrong person and that he need to asks Marty if he has seen he pallet jack and he just keep go on and on about this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And for a another think Maximum driver was here at that time that this happen and Gerald had asked me what is his problem, So Martin as made me and the transportation dept look really good in front of a customer!!!!!!!!!!! And for a another think I all the guys are getting tried of complaining about this about that, But I think that Marty , Larry , martin lydon and Me ( YES I WELL BE BACK FOR THIS ) should set down and with Martin and let he now that this is unexcitable beaver and we well not have this at all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!, We are all here to do job but this issue's is getting old and the driver are getting tried of hearing this form him and so am I and I let now that if he didn't cool down that I would send him home and he said go a head that find we me and my reply to Martin was what are you going to destroy thinks now and Martin that was just mad !!!!!!!!!!! Larry and Marty I well be here to tack about some more with you both and I hope that Martin is here. Thanks Steve P,S and this all started all over having 1san Francisco stop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fascinating............ deconstructivist English! Impressive! Subtle! Sort of a run-on haiku posting.

Hope the use of drugs ceases before the little one is born.

 

This is what I read at first glance.

 

 

teehee this thread is hilarious

 

 

 

Pics please.

 

 

Did you take TOEFL?

 

 

Who gave this 5 stars?

 

And yea, we definitely need pics.

 

Verbs, pronouns, and good punctuation = teh suxorz!

 

I reread the first post again for an after lunch pick-me-up. It still makes no sense.

 

Its funnier every time I read it. Its great because even if you can ignore the atrocious spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors, it still makes no sense.




This is the reason that you are asking us "am I cheesy"? Because your pregnant girlfriend didn't get you a birthday present?

Or was the question "should I make a scrapbook", in which case...what the hell does any of this have to do with anything?

My head hurts.

 

LOL

I love this guy.

 

How many people are you inviting to your wedding?

 

From what I understood:
I say just get an xbox and let the guests at the wedding play it so they have something memorable

 

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

 

Jack Handy?

 

 

sounds like his work.

Water-S's anecdotes > Jack Handy's?

 

 

Is this why the SAT now includes an essay section?