einsatz

What do you do right afterwards? Not what you feel like doing or what she wants you to do, but what is the thing that most you commonly do?

This question comes up after a conversation with a girl a few days ago after suggesting that the best thing to do is get up and take a piss to avoid an infection. And If you're looking to get pregnant, the best thing to do is stay in bed with your legs raised. The girl was dumb.

Chinisimo

bitch i was with do the get up immediately, shower, change sheets and go to sleep thing. fucking hated it.

i'm a combo of 1 and 5. 1st 1 then 5

amisconception

You forgot a couple:

Play videogames

and

Eating

Sarlacc

im with chinisimo, 1 and 5

Crazy Bimmer

I talk about my feelings.

SilviaGTO

actually thats true. i used to get kidney infections a lot, and my doctor said one way to help prevent them is to do that

GeishaGirl

^^whoaa I didnt know that. *gets up to take a piss*

dallison

is that for both guys and girls??

einsatz

I know the going to take a piss afterwards is a good thing, that's why in WWII they would tell soldiers that after they had sex they should drink lots of water and go to the bathroom, wash their dicks with soap and water and take a piss to prevent VD.

The point is that like Chinisimo said, I don't know about you guys but her getting up right after sex and start freaking about stuff being clean and her maybe getting an infection would make me feel pretty bad...

1killercls

Chill in bed, then go wash up

bent09

iTrader: (1)

You forgot immediatly pass out. I guess it all depends on the time of day when the humping begins.

Casper98CL

SilviaGTO

true, im not like OMG I HAVE TO GET UP.. but i make sure i do..

once you get kidney infections theyre hella easy to get again..

and they fucking hurt.

and im not sure if it goes same for men.

1SICKLEX

Where the hell is sleep on this poll?

Repo1234

Combo of 1 and 5

18anatak

When its only one round...

I bust a nut, lay there for a minute recovering, go to the bathroom, take off the rubber, take a whiz, wipe my dick off, and put my shorts back on.

suXor

Clean up, go to sleep. I am beat after wearing it out

Red-CL

darrinb

u didnt add

smoke a cig

or have another drink

Vegeta1

Stupid question guys, the minute after I bust, my brain can't function. I become stupido for about a 2-3 min. then the brain comes back. Any one else in the same boat.

Black CL-S 4-Life

:ghey:

Ashburner

I smoke a cig and then head to the medicine cabinet to make the bitch pop some morning after pills.

mantis23

give her a golden shower.

Cokio

PillsburyChoboy

I circled this question around work and since we are adamant about maintaining a strict locker-room atmosphere, I received several interesting, yet expected, responses besides #3 and "sleep."

They think they're comedians:

"Tell her to go brush her teeth."
"Pay the fee, leave her a $20 tip, and say: 'I'll be sure to refer you to my friends and colleagues.'"
"Apologize for getting too carried away and calling her dirty names."
"Ask my other gf to come in and clean my dick off."
"Tell her that my condom broke ... always good for a laugh."
"Ask: Do you like the new pearl necklace I just gave you?"
"Tag-in my bro so he can get some sloppy seconds."
"I hand her a towel so she can wipe off her face, her neck, her tits, her hands, her stomach, her hair, her sheets, her furniture, the wall behind her bed ..."
"I shake his hand and tell him, 'Sir, nice to meet you ... we should do this some other time.'"
"Take the paper bag off her head."
"Scream as loud as I can: YEAAHHHHHHHH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BI-ATCHHHHH!!!"
"Wash the cum off my hands" [I didn't catch this at first, but evidently he was talking about sex-with-self].

SilviaGTO

lol where the fuck do you work

Bulldog01

That's some funny shit that just wouldn't happen at my place of employment.

PillsburyChoboy

Hedge fund in NYC ... we're in a "hedge fund hotel" in midtown so there's a couple chop-shops on our floor. Some guys I see everyday are the affluent suburban types (polite and polished, family-oriented, ambitious, and generally upstanding members of their communities), some are quirky math/computer-science-genius types (trying to run their black box strategies and explaining to confused investors some esoteric crap that they have no fucking clue about), but more are the hard-core dudes who like to booze, bang random chicks, tell war stories (mostly dealing with boozing and banging), and try to make several mil on the side. One guy I met today in a manager meeting makes around $40mm a year and has a reputation for "sandwiching $800/hr prostitutes" to break in incoming associates. He's also settled "more than a couple" sexual harrassment suits out of court in the past 10-15 years. Sounds like a great guy to get go out for drinks with, no?

amir was here

depends on my mood, but i cant sleep till i shower

u guys ever notice SOME girls get offended when you wanna take a shower after sex???

i dont know what to say to them,

amisconception

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

einsatz

If they bitch about it invite them into the shower.

Just don't have the water too hot or you get lightheaded if she's giving you a bj :o

kevin79925

i go take a piss.. clean up then goback cuddle for a lil bit then when i get hard again i go at it again.

Doc.Booty

Clean up, tell her she'd better not be here when i wake up, then pass out.

I wonder why i've never had a steady girlfriend

Zapata

blackmagiCL_S

It all depends on why and when and how many beers.

phattyCL

Silvia,

holy crap girl, you got kidney infections...I thought it started out as bladder infections. I got UTI's four/five times in a row until I finally got the doctor at school to prescribe macrobid...so then I had to take this pill right before sex so I wouldnt get UTIs anymore....it worked...and I think I've used it so much now that I dont have to take the pills anymore. I'm cured!!!! But I still have to make sure to pee right after and drink lots of water before and after...it's not the greatest but it beats getting a bladder infection all the time!!!