I got a new puppy last week, and I take her out to a nearby forest pretty much daily for a walk. Now the other day, I was kinda distracted, and this awesome (Body - 13/10, Face - 8/10, Total = 10.5/10 ) lookin chick was walkin her dog and stopped to try and talk, I didn't have time to process how hot she was, so I kinda blew her off. Now I'm pretty sure I'm gonna bump into her again (It is the best place to walk dogs in my area, so she'll be there walking her dog sooner or later), and I was wondering if anyone had any surefire (don't need http://www.linesthataregood.com/) ways to pick this chick up.

I'm sure I'll come up with something, but I'm kinda bored and I think I wanna be a post whore today!

 

better hurry...winter is on its way.

 

I got 2 more months of the forest walking crap. Then I gotta figure out what to do with my hyper pup.

 

comment on her dog...are u kidding me, great way to break the ice...

 

dude, every girl who sees a cute dog is gonna go pet it. u can be a crackhead and she'll still go up to you for the mere aspect of petting your dog. chicks do that. dont get ahead of yourself.

whatever tho... make small talk next time. if she sticks around and actually talks back instead of nodding, smiling, gigling, and saying "uhuh", then u might have a stab at it...

 

honestly if you really need help talking to a girl i doubt we are going to be able to help. Talk about anything and everything, ask her about dog treats, dog training (maybe you can teach her some tricks), or anything. Everyone makes sucha big deal about breaking the ice, but what it really comes down to is keeping the conversation moving, i think its easy to start talking sometime then to get into it. Its so easy to say hi, how are you doing, thats such a cute dog, what color underwear are you wearing and so on and so forth.

 

teach your dog to fetch bitches. mine does!

 

play hard to get if the chicks always want what they cant have

 

^^ pretty much

 

I need to get a dog like soopa's

 

Dude, try this. Walk outside without your dog but with your leash. When she walks buy, scream out "KIRBY"! She will look at you. Scream louder "KIRBY"!! SHe will stop over to talk

"What is wrong"?
"I lost my dog Kirby"
"Oh, I love dogs, I love my Brutus"
"Oh well maybe I'll find Kirby"

If she tries to walk off, scream as loud as u can

KIRBY!!!

She'll come back, "I want to help find your dog, do u have a number I can call u at if I see him"

U-"do I"

and your in there....

Dr. Love-SICK

 

Awesome!!!

 

No problem, another satisfied non-paying customer......

Dr. Love-SICK

 

Do you guys have dogs for the sole purpose of picking up chics? clever..very clever.

 

I need to get me a puppy