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Old 08-19-2020 | 09:11 PM
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You could've bought my old Optima. $5995 plus tax, title and $34.5.
Sorry MM. The high-maintenance -er snob in me does not allow me to buy pre-owned.
Old 08-19-2020 | 09:12 PM
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Just don't know what people have done in those cars. I just don't want some stranger marking his/her territory in a car I'll be driving.
Old 08-19-2020 | 09:49 PM
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Just don't know what people have done in those cars. I just don't want some stranger marking his/her territory in a car I'll be driving.

Yeah. My Optima definitely reaked of weed on a hot day. It came from Florida, so....


But my Accord was owned by a grandma. Nothing in this car. I mean nothing. No smells, stains, nothing!
Old 08-20-2020 | 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Yeah. My Optima definitely reaked of weed on a hot day. It came from Florida, so....


But my Accord was owned by a grandma. Nothing in this car. I mean nothing. No smells, stains, nothing!
you bought it from a grandma. That grandma sitting back laughing at you!

grandma played you breh. Sure hope she dropped them panties for you.
Old 08-20-2020 | 12:10 AM
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Ah. That's good. You had me worried too.

LOL.

Time to invest in a pressure washer and foam cannon for touchless washing!
he would only get to use it 1 out of the 12 months. You know Canaduh..
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Old 08-20-2020 | 02:33 AM
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he would only get to use it 1 out of the 12 months. You know Canaduh..

Yep.
Old 08-20-2020 | 08:27 AM
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Yumcha ain't no bitch, he uses it every day. Even has the badge in the glove box to pull out and flash in people's faces because fuck them and their peasant ass cars.
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Old 08-20-2020 | 09:55 AM
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It's the Audi way!
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Old 08-20-2020 | 09:57 AM
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Old 08-20-2020 | 11:47 AM
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Audi-way.
Old 08-20-2020 | 11:48 AM
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I walk into a store, slam my Audi badge down, and demand for a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Old 08-20-2020 | 11:50 AM
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You need this in your life:

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Old 08-20-2020 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I walk into a store, slam my Audi badge down, and demand for a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Tried that. Doesn't work.
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Old 08-20-2020 | 11:52 AM
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You need this in your life:



and a "no ragerts" tattoo
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Old 08-20-2020 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Tried that. Doesn't work.
FFS, have you considered that it is how you slammed it down?
Old 08-20-2020 | 12:31 PM
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It sounds wacist (to my own kind) but I still can't make myself buy a Korean luxury vehicle.

The current economic situation has us continuing to keep the FX for awhile. But, if things improve and we need to replace, I think I'm going back to Audi...Q3 possibly. Or maybe e-tron if electric makes sense by then for us. I'm not ruling out the other lux manufacturers but if it was right now, likely Audi.

You are you a true

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I love Audi.
You love Audi.
I love you.
That's the theory of pythagorean or something.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
FFS, have you considered that it is how you slammed it down?
were you supposed to put your member on the table, too?
Old 08-20-2020 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
were you supposed to put your member on the table, too?
Don't be a dummy. You know I'm and my wang isn't that rong. Why you gotta get so personal and mean like that?
Old 08-20-2020 | 01:17 PM
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2 wongs dont make it white... ... where did i hear that from...
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Old 08-20-2020 | 01:22 PM
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2 wongs dont make it white... ... where did i hear that from...
@nfnsquared
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Old 08-20-2020 | 04:50 PM
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Ok Yum. So I know you're in Canidah, bud did you ever get tinted?
Old 08-20-2020 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Ok Yum. So I know you're in Canidah, bud did you ever get tinted?
Fark, you kidding me? I am untinted so everyone around me can see the awful driver that I am so I can get the and as they drive by.
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Old 08-20-2020 | 04:53 PM
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Tinting. Pffft. I ain't no hip-hoppin' yahoo who plays his tunes so loud that all you hear is the bass.
Old 08-20-2020 | 04:57 PM
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Fark, you kidding me? I am untinted so everyone around me can see the awful driver that I am so I can get the and as they drive by.
Different way to go it and still be cool!

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Tinting. Pffft. I ain't no hip-hoppin' yahoo who plays his tunes so loud that all you hear is the bass.

What are you listening to then, Celine Dion?

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Old 08-20-2020 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Different way to go it and still be cool!




What are you listening to then, Celine Dion?


You kiddin' me? It's either Classical or jazz...on occasion, I'll listen to electronic/lounge music.

Pfft, Celine Dion. Dafuq do you think I am...?
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You kiddin' me? It's either Classical or jazz...on occasion, I'll listen to electronic/lounge music.

Pfft, Celine Dion. Dafuq do you think I am...?
You strike me as a pre-Bitches Brew Miles Davis kind of guy
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Old 08-20-2020 | 06:53 PM
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nah.. i know exactly how he is... you have to be a true to understand...

Bananas dont count...
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Old 08-20-2020 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
You strike me as a pre-Bitches Brew Miles Davis kind of guy
Hai.

He's a god for me. Coltrane, Brubeck, Evans, Thierry Lang...Vocal jazz is great too. Big big fan of Eliane Elias.
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I think great jazz is really, really terrific for driving. And with the B&O sound system, it really just is one of life's pleasures.






...until you know, I decide to interrupt my listening enjoyment and plow into a curb.
Old 08-20-2020 | 11:19 PM
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You kiddin' me? It's either Classical or jazz...on occasion, I'll listen to electronic/lounge music.

Pfft, Celine Dion. Dafuq do you think I am...?

Ok.so you're a jazz guy. I definitely could tell that you weren't into nu metal and I had a feeling you wouldn't like k-pop either.

I'm definitely listening to nu metal.

Funny thing about New Orleans. This is the jazz city, yadda yadda yadda. I don't know a single person who listens to jazz. Down here, it's classic rock!

However, jazz is cool. It has it's cool attributes that rimd their way into other music genres.

Thank God you're not listening to drake. Ugh. I hate drake.

TLDR Jazz/Rock/Curbs/FuckDrake
Old 08-20-2020 | 11:22 PM
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http://https://youtu.be/s-jtdKjzQaE
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Tried that. Doesn't work.
you’re doing it wrong, Kurt.
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Maybe he can't help it?
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In honor of Yum...
this morning's selection
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Old 08-21-2020 | 12:40 PM
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nah.. i know exactly how he is... you have to be a true to understand...

Bananas dont count...

so like crouching tiger hidden dragon sound track on repeat?
Old 08-21-2020 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Hai.

He's a god for me. Coltrane, Brubeck, Evans, Thierry Lang...Vocal jazz is great too. Big big fan of Eliane Elias.
Love me some Brubeck

although i'm also a huge big band guy but that's mainly because i'm a big band geek
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Old 08-21-2020 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Love me some Brubeck

although i'm also a huge big band guy but that's mainly because i'm a big band geek
Kind of related, but didn't you post once about CIEMs? Did you ever go through with that?

Think I stumbled upon that when searching for audio stuff
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Love me some Brubeck

although i'm also a huge big band guy but that's mainly because i'm a big band geek
Typical ladiboi.

(I was a band geek, too)


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