Woman 06 BMW driver having problems with tach

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Aug 5, 2005 | 03:55 PM

SeCsTaC

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Woman 06 BMW driver having problems with tach

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=106951

Aug 5, 2005 | 03:58 PM

dom

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Aug 5, 2005 | 04:35 PM

srika

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hah

Aug 5, 2005 | 05:06 PM

cM3go

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanning Machine

Yes. It means the engine is running. It's not a golf cart.

Aug 5, 2005 | 05:19 PM

synth19

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^ okay..okay... funny, but not THAT funny..... like every person and their mom on that thread is quoting that line...

Aug 5, 2005 | 05:22 PM

kurt_bradley

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Originally Posted by synth19

^ okay..okay... funny, but not THAT funny..... like every person and their mom on that thread is quoting that line...

No, no. It is that funny.

Aug 5, 2005 | 05:25 PM

GreenMonster

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Some people just know how to put gas in 'em and drive 'em (barely)

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Aug 5, 2005 | 05:53 PM

Dan Martin

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BMW: The Ultimate Driving Machine...

...driven by idiots.

Aug 5, 2005 | 05:58 PM

teg_to_bike

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I guess its her first car with a tach?

Aug 5, 2005 | 05:58 PM

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EmuMessenger

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I turned on my ceiling fan and it is not spinning. Does this mean it is not moving air in the room?

Aug 5, 2005 | 06:01 PM

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Sly Raskal

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan Martin

BMW: The Ultimate Driving Machine...

...driven by idiots.

Aug 5, 2005 | 07:01 PM

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TL CHROMETIDE

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan Martin

BMW: The Ultimate Driving Machine...

...driven by idiots.

Quote:

Originally Posted by slyraskal

It wasn't that funny.

But the link was

Aug 5, 2005 | 07:14 PM

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jandj2204

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how did she get a license..
that should be on the test..True or False.. Your Tachometer reads 0 when your car is turned on.

Aug 5, 2005 | 07:23 PM

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Yea because you guys knew everything about cars at 16? (assuming shes very young)

I swear you guys find any reason to bash bmw owners

Aug 5, 2005 | 07:39 PM

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YuppieCL

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Didn't Jizzal ask the same question when he first got his bimmer?

Aug 5, 2005 | 07:49 PM

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stangg172004

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haha, thats awsome...

Aug 5, 2005 | 08:35 PM

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danny25

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how do people that dumb get BMWs?

Aug 5, 2005 | 08:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by danny25

how do people that dumb get BMWs?

Born into money

You would think that a self-made afluent person with have more of a clue...

Aug 5, 2005 | 08:41 PM

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TL CHROMETIDE

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Quote:

Originally Posted by danny25

how do people that dumb get BMWs?

Maybe they're hot

Aug 5, 2005 | 09:00 PM

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Ahhh, bitches and their cars....

Aug 5, 2005 | 09:23 PM

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TheMirror

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Zzzzzzzzz.........

Aug 5, 2005 | 11:39 PM

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SeCsTaC

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This reminds me of that one vietnamese dude on pimp my ride, "So my mom took the van grocery shopping and THIS IS HOW A WOMAN DRIVE!!!"

Disclaimer: Nothing was on, and this dude was funny cuz he was kinda dorky and typical asian.

Aug 6, 2005 | 12:15 AM

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Aug 6, 2005 | 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cTLgo

that was hilarious

Aug 6, 2005 | 11:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout

Yea because you guys knew everything about cars at 16? (assuming shes very young)

I swear you guys find any reason to bash bmw owners

Aug 7, 2005 | 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by phipark

Aug 7, 2005 | 11:30 AM

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gocubsgo55

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i dont think anybody was bashing BMW owners here. maybe i missed something. oh, and about the golfcart quote, i agree; funny, but not down-right hilarious.

Aug 7, 2005 | 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by YuppieCL

Didn't Jizzal ask the same question when he first got his bimmer?

Aug 7, 2005 | 03:25 PM

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M TYPE X

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Funny as all hell.

Aug 7, 2005 | 03:51 PM

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M TYPE X

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Huh, she's a 17-year-old who's used to her parents' Benzes with quiet-as-anything idle speeds.
Silver Spoon City, New Jerseyyork?

An example of why Toyota is so successful ... women are scared of Honda and Nissan engines. "oh no! it's making noises!"

Aug 7, 2005 | 05:01 PM

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Aug 7, 2005 | 05:04 PM

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fucking hilarious......I wonder what she looks like, she's gotta be cute as hell...

Aug 8, 2005 | 10:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenMonster

Some people just know how to put gas in 'em and drive 'em (barely)

Not even. I had to show some lady how to put gas in her SL55 a month ago.

Aug 9, 2005 | 07:05 PM

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this explains why they dont fill up the tank when they see the needles on empty with the light on.

Aug 9, 2005 | 08:39 PM

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None of you noticed the REAL girl whose name stupid tach lady stole?

Now THAT'S a girl I could be friends with. And I quote, from her myspace site,

"I like a good car show every now and then, but in general I'm sick of them because of all the trashy cars the ricers bring...it's like a game - what kind of car will they molest next? I digress. I love reading, football, soccer, anything outside...shooting things, and just relaxing with some friends."

For all you guys who didn't see it:
http://www.keliente.com/
http://www.myspace.com/fbody4me

Oh, and

ers, she's taken

Aug 9, 2005 | 09:00 PM

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Man that thread is funny!

I got to page 5 where the two Kellys started arguing

Aug 9, 2005 | 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by M TYPE X

Very true.. I remember one woman complaining that she didnt like her Accord because she could hear the engine and feel the road...

Damn girls born with silver spoons..

Aug 9, 2005 | 09:11 PM

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Oh god... her response...

Quote:

Originally Posted by X kelliente X
It's all good. I don't really mind being made fun of for not knowing much about cars' mechanics. However, I bet I own 99% of you when it comes to runway couture knowledge.

Ladies... learn from this..