What would you do if a kid did this to your car....

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=215309

 

I'd dropkick the parent if they didnt stop the kid

 

LOL@ the silly string penis

 

i'd laugh.......

 

Dammit I opened this at school.

Heads would be drop-kicked.

 

a bit

 

LOL! Im gonna try that silly string penis one!!

 

 

I'd make sure the kid would only be able to pee sitting down from then on.









But I would definitely go out there and have a few words with the parents.

 

If it actually hit the car (which it didn't in this case), I'd piss on the kid first. But with my luck, I'd probably get arrested for indecent exposure.

Then talk to the parent(s)/adult that's with the kid.

 

 

In response to the OP of the Audi site:

Miami is a third world country

 

 

i'd have to go with the dropkick for sure lol

 

Id probably laugh and WTF the kid and ask the parents if they had any respect for other peoples property.

 

As the father of a two-year-old, I don't know how avoidable that situation is. When a kid's gotta go, a kid's gotta go. I would hope to have more respect for other people's property than that, though.

 

I just yelled at some dumbass 10-yr old for dragging a rock against cars as he walked down the sidewalk. Like he was tracing them with the rock.

 

what the heck is audizine?

imposters.

they even use the chris hansen pics too.

it'd be funny if they drove acuras.

 

lol yea i was laughing at that more

 

 

meh, I may or may not confront the parents, and even if I did... it'd be sarcastiically. 2 things I almost always have in my car... 1. antibacterial wipes, 2. some kind of quick spray and wipe car care... Now, if the kid took a dump and fling'd it at my car? that's a whole different scenario.

 

i realyl liked the idea of turning the alarm on and scaring the shit out of the kid.

i like the idea even more of the mom consoling her crying child as she yells at me while i'm laughing.

 

Id join in if I had to go

 

@ the silly string penis

 

If the kid pissed on my car, I would confront the parents and explain how they are disrespectful and trashy.

 

I dunno.... I mean, he's 2, and if he just started whipping it out regardless of what the parent says, then I would probably do nothing but laugh.

Now, if the parent is encouraging junior to do this, then I'd make sure the parent understood their actions are not appreciated (as in, berate the parent in front of the kid). Maybe piss on the parent, but that would be indecent exposure, and exposing myself to a child which is a felony.

It is kind of funny to think about....

 

Whats your name, he'll write it on the wall!

 

I'd probably just laugh at it.

 

Kids often wait til it's too late to let someone know they've gotta go. He should have a chuckle and just be thankful it wasn't a #2, cuz I've seen that happens outdoors too.

 

If the parents let them pee on my baby them i'm returning the favor

 

ummm....coulda fooled me

 

Pee on the kid.

 

insert Audi here ^

 

what i want to know is since when has there been an AUDIZINE?

 

Copyright info on the site says it's been around since 2001 and I looked up the domain info and it was registerred in May of 2001 as well.

I've been a member of that board for about 3 years.

 

allong time

 

 

 

I know people in Miami who tell their kids to pee in the gas station parking lots so they don't have to use the public restrooms -- only in miami!

 

Car alarm FTW!