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Old 06-03-2008, 05:38 PM
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What would you do if a kid did this to your car?

What would you do if a kid did this to your car....

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I'd dropkick the parent if they didnt stop the kid
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i'd laugh.......
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Dammit I opened this at school.

Heads would be drop-kicked.
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I'd make sure the kid would only be able to pee sitting down from then on.









But I would definitely go out there and have a few words with the parents.
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If it actually hit the car (which it didn't in this case), I'd piss on the kid first. But with my luck, I'd probably get arrested for indecent exposure.

Then talk to the parent(s)/adult that's with the kid.
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In response to the OP of the Audi site:

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Old 06-03-2008, 08:35 PM
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i'd have to go with the dropkick for sure lol
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Id probably laugh and WTF the kid and ask the parents if they had any respect for other peoples property.
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As the father of a two-year-old, I don't know how avoidable that situation is. When a kid's gotta go, a kid's gotta go. I would hope to have more respect for other people's property than that, though.
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I just yelled at some dumbass 10-yr old for dragging a rock against cars as he walked down the sidewalk. Like he was tracing them with the rock.
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what the heck is audizine?

imposters.

they even use the chris hansen pics too.

it'd be funny if they drove acuras.
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LOL@ the silly string penis
lol yea i was laughing at that more
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Originally Posted by JediMindTricks
what the heck is audizine?

imposters.

they even use the chris hansen pics too.

it'd be funny if they drove acuras.
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meh, I may or may not confront the parents, and even if I did... it'd be sarcastiically. 2 things I almost always have in my car... 1. antibacterial wipes, 2. some kind of quick spray and wipe car care... Now, if the kid took a dump and fling'd it at my car? that's a whole different scenario.

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Originally Posted by Sly Raskal
What would you do if a kid did this to your car....

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=215309
i realyl liked the idea of turning the alarm on and scaring the shit out of the kid.

i like the idea even more of the mom consoling her crying child as she yells at me while i'm laughing.
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Id join in if I had to go
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If the kid pissed on my car, I would confront the parents and explain how they are disrespectful and trashy.
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I dunno.... I mean, he's 2, and if he just started whipping it out regardless of what the parent says, then I would probably do nothing but laugh.

Now, if the parent is encouraging junior to do this, then I'd make sure the parent understood their actions are not appreciated (as in, berate the parent in front of the kid). Maybe piss on the parent, but that would be indecent exposure, and exposing myself to a child which is a felony.

It is kind of funny to think about....
Old 06-04-2008, 08:47 AM
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Whats your name, he'll write it on the wall!

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I'd probably just laugh at it.
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Kids often wait til it's too late to let someone know they've gotta go. He should have a chuckle and just be thankful it wasn't a #2, cuz I've seen that happens outdoors too.
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If the parents let them pee on my baby them i'm returning the favor
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This is Miami for *ucks sake, not some 3rd world country.
ummm....coulda fooled me
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Pee on the kid.
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insert Audi here ^
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what i want to know is since when has there been an AUDIZINE?
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Originally Posted by bigman
what i want to know is since when has there been an AUDIZINE?
Copyright info on the site says it's been around since 2001 and I looked up the domain info and it was registerred in May of 2001 as well.

I've been a member of that board for about 3 years.
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Originally Posted by bigman
what i want to know is since when has there been an AUDIZINE?
allong time
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Originally Posted by v6cord2k5

insert Audi here ^






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I know people in Miami who tell their kids to pee in the gas station parking lots so they don't have to use the public restrooms -- only in miami!
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Car alarm FTW!


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