Update on the Audi S5! IT'S NOT MINE!! Dad's RS5? NOPE!!
10-01-2013, 10:22 PM
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Yumcha you're killing me
10-01-2013, 10:25 PM
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@ sig and new avatar(and even if the OP does have a Golf, does it have any of those mods?)
10-01-2013, 10:26 PM
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10-01-2013, 10:26 PM
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And who owns the Ford Pinto in the family? 
10-01-2013, 10:49 PM
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10-01-2013, 11:10 PM
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אני עומד עם ישראל
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...1#post81198243
I'd also venture to guess you drive a 2nd Gen TL that is not only your daily, but your only car.
10-01-2013, 11:13 PM
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Classic thread is classic.
10-01-2013, 11:34 PM
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dammit my generation never fails to let me down 
10-02-2013, 12:19 AM
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10-02-2013, 12:22 AM
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10-02-2013, 12:22 AM
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אני עומד עם ישראל
It means a lot to have e-friends 
10-02-2013, 12:25 AM
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10-02-2013, 01:00 AM
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10-02-2013, 05:42 AM
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Stage 1 Audi S5
I think the Golf R is your parent's ride along with the S5 and the RS5 is well non-existent.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...1#post81198243
I'd also venture to guess you drive a 2nd Gen TL that is not only your daily, but your only car.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...1#post81198243
I'd also venture to guess you drive a 2nd Gen TL that is not only your daily, but your only car.
Now we wait for his dad to chime in
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10-02-2013, 08:16 AM
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We just need to contact MTV and see about a spinoff:
"Hey Nev, I'm writing this because I've had an online relationship with my car forum for about 17 posts. I need to come clean and be honest about the car I drive as I have them believing and falling in love with a car that is not mine. I know it's sad but I think they deserve to know the truth and either move forward with a relationship with me, or end things now before they get out of control. The lying started when I was 14 and it was painfully obvious that I had abnormally large nipples and a very feminine jawline. I decided then, that I'd create this personality to have people love me the way I can't love myself. It's sad and I'm ashamed. Can you help me come clean?"
Honestly, I feel badly for the kid. I recall being young and not confident and wanting people to like me like they liked other cooler kids. It passes, kid...when you get older you don't want to be anyone but yourself.
"Hey Nev, I'm writing this because I've had an online relationship with my car forum for about 17 posts. I need to come clean and be honest about the car I drive as I have them believing and falling in love with a car that is not mine. I know it's sad but I think they deserve to know the truth and either move forward with a relationship with me, or end things now before they get out of control. The lying started when I was 14 and it was painfully obvious that I had abnormally large nipples and a very feminine jawline. I decided then, that I'd create this personality to have people love me the way I can't love myself. It's sad and I'm ashamed. Can you help me come clean?"
Honestly, I feel badly for the kid. I recall being young and not confident and wanting people to like me like they liked other cooler kids. It passes, kid...when you get older you don't want to be anyone but yourself.
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10-02-2013, 08:21 AM
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I'm late to the party, but this is awesome 
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10-02-2013, 08:35 AM
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I really hope his dad posts. It would make this thread even better than it already is. Would definitely give it consideration for thread of the year.
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10-02-2013, 09:09 AM
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fucking 17 year olds! Good god this will be a classic thread. I as well saw this thread 2 days ago and didn't bother to check in again. Too funny.
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10-02-2013, 09:18 AM
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It's supposedly his dad's, so while I'm skeptical he even has access to the car, it's not hard to grab some bacon and strike a pose in the garage.
10-02-2013, 09:33 AM
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In pertinent related news, I did borrow my buddy's S5 for a week. Enjoyed the heck out of it too, to the point I considered trying to figure out owning it.
Fun rowing through the gears.
Car was also featured as 1 of the showcars for the newly revealed CVT wheel
Scroll down in the site
http://www.vossenwheels.com/cvt/
Fun rowing through the gears.
Car was also featured as 1 of the showcars for the newly revealed CVT wheel
Scroll down in the site
http://www.vossenwheels.com/cvt/
10-02-2013, 09:35 AM
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Golf, you MIGHT restore some credibility to yourself and to some of the more lenient members of this forum if you:
1. Apologize for lying about stealing pictures, and for saying that you own the Golf when in fact, your father does.
2. Come clean as to why you lied to the forum.
3. Post pictures of bacon next to your TL with today's date and a printout of this thread.
As for the more hard-assed members on this forum, prepare your poop hole because if you haven't already been fucked, you will be shortly. It's a matter of time before they find your Facebook and where you live.
1. Apologize for lying about stealing pictures, and for saying that you own the Golf when in fact, your father does.
2. Come clean as to why you lied to the forum.
3. Post pictures of bacon next to your TL with today's date and a printout of this thread.
As for the more hard-assed members on this forum, prepare your poop hole because if you haven't already been fucked, you will be shortly. It's a matter of time before they find your Facebook and where you live.
10-02-2013, 09:49 AM
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10-02-2013, 09:54 AM
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In pertinent related news, I did borrow my buddy's S5 for a week. Enjoyed the heck out of it too, to the point I considered trying to figure out owning it.
Fun rowing through the gears.
Audi S5 V6T AWD 6MT - YouTube
Car was also featured as 1 of the showcars for the newly revealed CVT wheel
Scroll down in the site
http://www.vossenwheels.com/cvt/
Fun rowing through the gears.
Audi S5 V6T AWD 6MT - YouTube
Car was also featured as 1 of the showcars for the newly revealed CVT wheel
Scroll down in the site
http://www.vossenwheels.com/cvt/
10-02-2013, 10:10 AM
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In pertinent related news, I did borrow my buddy's S5 for a week. Enjoyed the heck out of it too, to the point I considered trying to figure out owning it.
Fun rowing through the gears.
Audi S5 V6T AWD 6MT - YouTube
Car was also featured as 1 of the showcars for the newly revealed CVT wheel
Scroll down in the site
http://www.vossenwheels.com/cvt/
Fun rowing through the gears.
Audi S5 V6T AWD 6MT - YouTube
Car was also featured as 1 of the showcars for the newly revealed CVT wheel
Scroll down in the site
http://www.vossenwheels.com/cvt/
And why are you driving Golfie's Audi!??
10-02-2013, 10:46 AM
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I have also done carbon cleaning due to build up (was giving me missfires in 4 cylinders lol)
All and all is a great car, just expensive to maintain. I have done all the mechanical work on all my previous cars, but when it came to the Audi I have taken it to the Audi dealership to get worked on to get that 12 month warranty on their repairs - so you pay a lot for labor but if it breaks down again you wont have to pay twice.
Just want something with lower miles and get that Japanese reliability back
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10-02-2013, 10:51 AM
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You have the V8 right? How does it compare with the V6T in terms of reliability?
10-02-2013, 10:54 AM
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10-02-2013, 11:07 AM
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and this is why i posted this yesterday on another thread in the 4g side..
well lets just say i have a few friends that had fairly new audi's all have been a nightmare.. q7, q5, a4, s4... ive heard pretty much the whole line up is messed up. The q7 was the worse.. she bought it brand new from dealer, had it for less then 6 months, stayed at the dealer for 3 months before it was lemoned.. the s4, had transmission problems the first 30k, audi fixed it, another 30k later, it had the same problem plus more.. was out of warranty, and the poor guy had to fork over 9k to fix the turbo and the transmission..
My brother who lives out of the country recently bought a q5, and had a major electrical malfunction, doors will not unlock via remote, windows will not go down, some of the speakers dont work, sometimes car wont start, a bunch of error messeges, keep in mind this is a 2013.
My brother who lives out of the country recently bought a q5, and had a major electrical malfunction, doors will not unlock via remote, windows will not go down, some of the speakers dont work, sometimes car wont start, a bunch of error messeges, keep in mind this is a 2013.