Update on the Audi S5! IT'S NOT MINE!! Dad's RS5? NOPE!!

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Old 10-01-2013, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by AMGala
Both cars are absolutely sick! But you said the RS5 is in Suzuka Grey...I'm seeing a white RS5. Am I missing something?
That's because the pics he stole of that RS5 are actually of an Ibis White RS5.
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Old 10-01-2013, 10:32 AM
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Can I please go on record and say I never believed the kid in the first place?

https://acurazine.com/forums/car-talk-5/2013-golf-r-885070/
It's funny b/c I found it odd he never answered me about racing go-karts. I asked him about 2 or 3 times in that thread. I know it's a silly thing, but everyone who races that I have ever met (IRL or online) always loves to talk about it. He dodged the question every time. Doesn't prove anything one way or the other... but just struck me as odd...

I'm going to just sit back and watch this unfold. I do want to remind everyone that posting personal info is not allowed. Just throwing that out there now since I'm sure the resident AZ detectives will show up eventually...
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Second, let me now start calling you out. That is not your car on any of those pictures! I only registered on this forum to call you out. The car on those shots is my Audi S5. I find the fact that you're posing off as me flattering, however it isn't a good way to get your e-rep up by any means. Third, I am not your brother, I am a professional photographer and took the shots of my car with my own camera gear. However, I appreciate the fact that you did not take my logo out of the shots though.

Lastly, I want to say the car is for sale and I will part it out. If you actually want your alleged S5 to look like mine you can get in contact with me to buy the Accuair/air-lift suspension and wheel.

You can see my actual build thread here:
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showth...7-My-S5%E2%84%
Busted! Knew it. Thanks.




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I knew something didn't add up here. I have a hard time believing that any parent would buy there kid a nice and expensive car and then let them spend tons of money on mods but that is just my 2 cents.
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Originally Posted by marinse
My reaction



Hey man, I really like your photography. Keep up the great work.
Old 10-01-2013, 10:45 AM
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^^Thanks man!

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OP, did your brother also post your car on Fatlace?

http://fatlace.com/2013/05/bored-with-your-background/
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Title should be changed to "Update on the Audi S5: It's not mine! I'm a fake. I got busted!"
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Well, in that case, marinse YOUR car looks great, and I hope YOU enjoy it in good health.

He's still here...

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His definitely a good story teller. Maybe he should run for politics.
Old 10-01-2013, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Aman
Well, in that case, marinse YOUR car looks great, and I hope YOU enjoy it in good health.

He's still here...

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Thanks!

I'll check back later to see if he has the pants to reply on here. Some of us actually have to work to pay for our toys

Good luck OP, I'm sure you'll find another S5 to rip off as yours next. Next time, pick one with less unique wheels and mods.
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he probably went outside to try and start his 1986 audi 9000 so he could go to the store and buy some tissues.

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Originally Posted by RPhilMan1
His "dad's" RS5 is not his as well.

http://www.audizine.com/forum/showth...onoForged-VS54
I don't even know what's real anymore...

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Update on the Audi S5!  IT'S NOT MINE!!  Dad's RS5?  NOPE!!-5fjqfah.jpg
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I believe his dad's name is "Altegris".


BoostedJack is his uncle.
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Originally Posted by marinse
First, let me start by saying that having an S5 when you're 17 is cool so congrats. Second, let me now start calling you out. That is not your car on any of those pictures! I only registered on this forum to call you out. The car on those shots is my Audi S5. I find the fact that you're posing off as me flattering, however it isn't a good way to get your e-rep up by any means. Third, I am not your brother, I am a professional photographer and took the shots of my car with my own camera gear. However, I appreciate the fact that you did not take my logo out of the shots though.

Lastly, I want to say the car is for sale and I will part it out. If you actually want your alleged S5 to look like mine you can get in contact with me to buy the Accuair/air-lift suspension and wheel.

You can see my actual build thread here:
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showth...7-My-S5%E2%84%
Originally Posted by marinse
This is my flickr set where this guy stole all my photos from:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sebasti...th/9959851113/



Another fucking loser bites the dust... What's with these assholes. Do they think getting kudos is the equivalent of getting your eDick sucked.

Great pics marinse!

btw.. more Audi / Bimmer / Mazda owners here than Acura nowadays. Stick around..
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Originally Posted by juniorbean
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I'm going to just sit back and watch this unfold. I do want to remind everyone that posting personal info is not allowed. Just throwing that out there now since I'm sure the resident AZ detectives will show up eventually...
Where is Potzmilk on this?
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I don't even know what's real anymore...

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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I believe his dad's name is "Altegris".


BoostedJack is his uncle.
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His cousin is Moneyman201930491021
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I eagerly wait for the member who posts in Car Talk that their uncle/dad/grandpa/aunt/grandaunt/etc. bought a Ferrari Poopdick McFartington or a Pagani Huayra.
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^ or a Lexus LFA
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I'm sorry. I had to. The avatar was appropriate.
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I think marinse is the one with the fake story here
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I'm sorry. I had to. The avatar was appropriate.




He's back.

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JB, as you arrived to the scene of the accident first, you've got jurisdiction...but, I motion to move this thread to Ramblings.
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hahhaha I knew Golfe R was a liar as soon as he started posting here!
good shit guise!
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
JB, as you arrived to the scene of the accident first, you've got jurisdiction...but, I motion to move this thread to Ramblings.
As mentioned, I'm just a spectator at this point. Feel free to do what feels right. No offense taken either way
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Holy.Crap.
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Look guys, I just bought a Pagani

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Look guys, I just bought a Pagani

Da fark did you do to that Pagani?!??!?!?!?!?!??


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Holy.Dumb@$$.
Fixed.
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Waffles + Butter, otherwise
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
JB, as you arrived to the scene of the accident first, you've got jurisdiction...but, I motion to move this thread to Ramblings.
I second the motion.

And might I say:

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Hey guise... OP is a valet. I wonder if anyone yelled, threw trash and spat at him at some point?
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I wonder if his friend with the WRX that got his clutch replaced under warranty is real too? Never heard of a manufacturer doing that before.
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Marinse, awesome car man thanks for shedding light on this.

why do people do this? It's not really your car, have you no shame? Being a poser is one thing, doing it to impress complete strangers on the internet is just plain sad. Whatever, I'm glad tools like this are around for amusement.
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