Subie guy commits EPIC FAIL
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Subie guy commits EPIC FAIL
I don't usually post, but this gets pretty funny after the #12 post and the best is #72 !
Link: http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/su...gent-help.html
Afterwards, check out the kids photo on the last post:
http://forums.thecarlounge.com/zerothread?id=3636922
Enjoy!
Link: http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/su...gent-help.html
Afterwards, check out the kids photo on the last post:
http://forums.thecarlounge.com/zerothread?id=3636922
Enjoy!
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What a retard! He put tranny fluid in his motor and then tried to say his warranty will cover it? And ignored all the warnings he got from the car? WTF! 
This moron should not own another car. As a female, even *I* know the difference between motor and tranny oil. Haha....
This moron should not own another car. As a female, even *I* know the difference between motor and tranny oil. Haha....
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Originally Posted by LuvMyTSX
What a retard! He put tranny fluid in his motor and then tried to say his warranty will cover it? And ignored all the warnings he got from the car? WTF!
This moron should not own another car. As a female, even *I* know the difference between motor and tranny oil. Haha....
This moron should not own another car. As a female, even *I* know the difference between motor and tranny oil. Haha....
thanks for saving me 4-5 mins. of reading LuvMyTSX!
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The funny part is in the beginning where they say it's a spun rod bearing and they tell him he needs to replace the short block and he's like "where do i get a rod bearing" I really don't want to replace the entire engine.
And then they tell him, "stupid you need a new short block" and he says "ok what else do i need to buy with that?" This ricer has no business touching a car, ever.
And then they tell him, "stupid you need a new short block" and he says "ok what else do i need to buy with that?"
This ricer has no business touching a car, ever.
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Originally Posted by The Dougler
looks like lots of reading, cliffs?
Dear kano,
You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.
As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.
But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.
In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.
Originally Posted by shak3s
The best part- Post# 72 from User: IHateMouthBreathers
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight..
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight..
that's just awesome
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Originally Posted by shak3s
The best part- Post# 72 from User: IHateMouthBreathers
Dear kano,
You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.
As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.
But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.
In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.
Dear kano,
You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.
As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.
But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.
In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.
. I'm speechless the level of Stoooopid is just unimaginable oh wait it is he put transmission oil in his engine.
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Originally Posted by shak3s
The best part- Post# 72 from User: IHateMouthBreathers
Dear kano,
You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.
As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.
But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.
In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.
Dear kano,
You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.
As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.
But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.
In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.
What a dumbfuck.
Originally Posted by shak3s
The best part- Post# 72 from User: IHateMouthBreathers
Dear kano,
You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.
As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.
But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.
In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.
Dear kano,
You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.
As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.
But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.
As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.
In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.
this is seriously the funniest thing i've read in a while.
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What I see as funny.....
Reply #20....
with the way your goin man you better buy a bicycle bc honestly i dont think you have to maturity to deal with a high maintenance car.. i can get a sweet hook up on sum shocks and pegs..lol hey maybe a baseball card to make a cool sound for you..it can be like your wannabe bov..
pegs..and a baseball card.....funny sh1t. :silvercup
with the way your goin man you better buy a bicycle bc honestly i dont think you have to maturity to deal with a high maintenance car.. i can get a sweet hook up on sum shocks and pegs..lol hey maybe a baseball card to make a cool sound for you..it can be like your wannabe bov..
pegs..and a baseball card.....funny sh1t. :silvercup
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ha
This gets better as you read...Man, they just rip on each other, and not this guy who blew his motor:
Post 85: His daddy forgetting to pull out is a mistake. What he did is despicable. This dipshit is obviously illiterate, how can we expect him to read and obey posted traffic laws?
Post 85: His daddy forgetting to pull out is a mistake. What he did is despicable. This dipshit is obviously illiterate, how can we expect him to read and obey posted traffic laws?
