Paris too hot: I thought this was a Bently ad...

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-24-2005, 05:00 PM
  #1  
I'm the Firestarter
Thread Starter
 
Belzebutt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Ottawa
Posts: 12,036
Received 719 Likes on 435 Posts
Paris too hot: I thought this was a Bently ad...

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

Make sure you watch the interview too, the quotes are just priceless:

"This burger's really hot 'cause there's a lot of jalapenos, onions and bbq sauce on it. So it's really good."
Old 05-24-2005, 05:20 PM
  #2  
Team Owner
 
jlukja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Long Beach, CA
Age: 61
Posts: 20,558
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
yes, she really fills out the top of that bathing suit.
Old 05-24-2005, 05:24 PM
  #3  
My Garage
 
GIBSON6594's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: NY
Age: 42
Posts: 13,386
Received 11 Likes on 10 Posts
I've never wanted a burger so bad in all my life
Old 05-24-2005, 05:25 PM
  #4  
Yeehaw
 
BEETROOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chandler, Arizona
Age: 44
Posts: 20,972
Received 26 Likes on 5 Posts
she does nothing for me
Old 05-24-2005, 05:44 PM
  #5  
Go Giants
 
Whiskers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: PA
Age: 53
Posts: 69,914
Received 1,234 Likes on 823 Posts



I mean the burger...
Old 05-24-2005, 05:52 PM
  #6  
Burn some dust here
 
cob3683's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Atlanta
Age: 41
Posts: 5,709
Received 13 Likes on 5 Posts
Originally Posted by BEETROOT
she does nothing for me
Big fucking
Old 05-24-2005, 06:34 PM
  #7  
Senior Moderator
 
mattg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: OR
Age: 48
Posts: 22,909
Received 388 Likes on 196 Posts
she's insanely hot in that commercial
Old 05-24-2005, 06:51 PM
  #8  
Cost Drivers!!!!
 
Zapata's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: burbs of philly
Age: 46
Posts: 19,392
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
meh....i'd rather have intercourse with the car....although, paris does give great head....
Old 05-24-2005, 07:17 PM
  #9  
Senior Moderator
 
Crazy Bimmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago Burbs
Age: 43
Posts: 34,937
Received 638 Likes on 276 Posts
Wet girl, a Bently and a huge burger?


Not thats genius marketing!
Old 05-24-2005, 07:27 PM
  #10  
Photography Nerd
 
Dan Martin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Toronto
Age: 44
Posts: 21,489
Likes: 0
Received 11 Likes on 7 Posts
I'd hit everything in that commercial.
Old 05-24-2005, 07:57 PM
  #11  
dɐɹɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
 
iTimmy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lexington, KY
Age: 43
Posts: 7,522
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
I've never wanted a burger so bad in all my life

Yea a furburger!
Old 05-24-2005, 08:05 PM
  #12  
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (2)
 
NSXNEXT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: where the weather suits my clothes
Age: 55
Posts: 27,921
Received 1,080 Likes on 661 Posts
My 18 month old son has bigger breasts.
Old 05-24-2005, 08:55 PM
  #13  
Senior Moderator
 
GreenMonster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Swansea, MA
Age: 57
Posts: 35,218
Received 15 Likes on 7 Posts
Haters...

If she begged me, I'd hit it
Old 05-24-2005, 09:34 PM
  #14  
Moderator Alumnus
 
Beltfed's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Communist, NY
Posts: 9,574
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Wet girl, a Bently and a huge burger?
Bentley!!!!








Old 05-24-2005, 09:56 PM
  #15  
Homeless
 
chef chris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Northern DEL-A-Where?
Age: 51
Posts: 9,210
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by wsklar



I mean the burger...
Us people trying to lose a few LB's would jump on those buns
Old 05-24-2005, 10:04 PM
  #16  
Senior Moderator
 
Crazy Bimmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago Burbs
Age: 43
Posts: 34,937
Received 638 Likes on 276 Posts
Originally Posted by Beltfed
Bentley!!!!


Sorry, i had one hand down my pants when typing
Old 05-24-2005, 10:05 PM
  #17  
Drives With Hands
 
rmpage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Raleigh, NC
Age: 45
Posts: 1,793
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
I'd hit it.

With a bat.
Old 05-24-2005, 10:22 PM
  #18  
Scru U guyz, Im Goin Home
iTrader: (1)
 
boku's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: EsEfCee
Age: 45
Posts: 1,155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I Dont eat meat but man i really really want a burger right now...brb
Old 05-24-2005, 10:38 PM
  #19  
Three Wheelin'
 
AcuraFan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,754
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
My 18 month old son has bigger breasts.
Your son has breasts? Have you seen a doctor about this?
Old 05-24-2005, 10:40 PM
  #20  
Three Wheelin'
 
AcuraFan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,754
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Sorry..."decent body" doesn't always equal "sexy"...if there's nothing going on upstairs...total turnoff.
Old 05-24-2005, 11:16 PM
  #21  
Pro
 
Liftedoff420's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: BAY AREA
Posts: 628
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
ID FUCK HER, BUT ID ALSO SHIT ON HER CHEST AND GIVE HER A CHILLI DOG

no respect for sluts

Last edited by Liftedoff420; 05-24-2005 at 11:19 PM.
Old 05-24-2005, 11:56 PM
  #22  
Scru U guyz, Im Goin Home
iTrader: (1)
 
boku's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: EsEfCee
Age: 45
Posts: 1,155
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by AcuraFan
if there's nothing going on upstairs...total turnoff.

shhhhhh. If u listen very carfully u can hear the sounds of the extremely rare Dorkus Verginacus.
Old 05-25-2005, 12:17 AM
  #23  
///M POWER
 
darrinb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Age: 39
Posts: 15,299
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
i'll take all 3
Old 05-25-2005, 12:24 AM
  #24  
Senior Moderator
 
Ken1997TL's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Better Neighborhood, Arizona
Posts: 45,641
Received 2,329 Likes on 1,309 Posts


Bentley and Carls Jr have sunk to a new low.
Old 05-25-2005, 01:27 AM
  #25  
The Third Ball
 
Sarlacc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Age: 45
Posts: 49,291
Received 4,956 Likes on 2,639 Posts
Originally Posted by Liftedoff420
ID FUCK HER, BUT ID ALSO SHIT ON HER CHEST AND GIVE HER A CHILLI DOG

no respect for sluts

Old 05-25-2005, 08:23 AM
  #26  
My Garage
 
GIBSON6594's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: NY
Age: 42
Posts: 13,386
Received 11 Likes on 10 Posts
Should this really be in car talk?

Seriously guys, I highly doubt that ANY of you would turn down Paris Hilton if she came up to you in real life. I know everyone has opinions of who's hot an all, but come on.
Old 05-25-2005, 08:41 AM
  #27  
Three Wheelin'
 
AcuraFan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,754
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
Should this really be in car talk?

Seriously guys, I highly doubt that ANY of you would turn down Paris Hilton if she came up to you in real life. I know everyone has opinions of who's hot an all, but come on.
No seriously, I would. Do you guys really find "slutty" sexy? Sorry, I look for substance and style over slut...in which case, she is NOT attractive.

car talk...car talk...um, I like the Bentley?
Old 05-25-2005, 11:19 AM
  #28  
Moderator Alumnus
 
teranfon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,547
Received 196 Likes on 99 Posts
Paris Hilton's so homely she'd have to sneak up on water.

Terry
Old 05-25-2005, 11:43 AM
  #29  
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
 
Black CL-S 4-Life's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The City of Syrup Screwston, Texas
Posts: 14,078
Likes: 0
Received 5 Likes on 3 Posts
Originally Posted by jlukja
yes, she really fills out the top of that bathing suit.
Paris Hilton = most overrated bitch ever.
Old 05-25-2005, 12:26 PM
  #30  
Former Sponsor
iTrader: (3)
 
uncald4's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Gig Harbor, WA.
Age: 47
Posts: 2,376
Received 54 Likes on 31 Posts
Gay dudes might not like that messy old burger.... But Paris?

When I'm hittin' it I'll tell her that you guys think she sucks.
Old 05-25-2005, 12:45 PM
  #31  
Three Wheelin'
 
AcuraFan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,754
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by uncald4
Gay dudes might not like that messy old burger.... But Paris?

When I'm hittin' it I'll tell her that you guys think she sucks.

Um...yeah...you do that.
Old 05-25-2005, 12:49 PM
  #32  
Senior Moderator
 
Ken1997TL's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Better Neighborhood, Arizona
Posts: 45,641
Received 2,329 Likes on 1,309 Posts
Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
Should this really be in car talk?

Seriously guys, I highly doubt that ANY of you would turn down Paris Hilton if she came up to you in real life. I know everyone has opinions of who's hot an all, but come on.
Want to make a bet on that?
Old 05-25-2005, 08:46 PM
  #33  
_____ like a rabbit
 
stangg172004's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Edgewater, Chicago, IL
Age: 36
Posts: 8,594
Received 12 Likes on 10 Posts
Originally Posted by wsklar



I mean the burger...
...i mean Paris
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
08KBP_VA
2G RL (2005-2012)
44
10-22-2019 01:55 PM
RLX-Sport Hybrid
3G RLX (2013+)
27
12-07-2018 12:11 PM
ROWDY621
Car Parts for Sale
1
09-30-2015 03:20 PM
thegipper
3G TL (2004-2008)
5
09-28-2015 01:01 PM
MilanoRedDashR
3G TL Problems & Fixes
5
09-24-2015 11:04 PM



Quick Reply: Paris too hot: I thought this was a Bently ad...



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:44 PM.