He needs a new SUV, his 04 MDX is beat to shit. What does he choose? A Jeep GC, green, with tan interior, and he's having wood sides put on it . He says its unique, i say its ugly-thoughts?

 

I think you need to move out if you have not already. If you have, cut off all contact with him and tell him you are not his son until he gets rid of his ugly POS SUV.

 

You're in luck! You and your "gay" father can both be right!
It certainly is unique and I would say it's ugly too.

 

Well, for starters it's an SUV...so, I'll likely be -ing it anyhoo...



But, yeah...I think he kinda downgraded...and the wood thing? No comment.

 

First of all, im his daughter. Second of all, thank god i moved out years ago. Third, he needs to do something impractical and release his wild side, although he thinks a Mini-Cooper is "wild" . He had a green Jeep with wood sides, back in 1993 and it blew up-what does that tell you? At least he's getting the 5.7L

 

Different strokes for different folks.

Not my style though.

 

I don't think its anyone's style. His mind is made up. He won't look at anything else. There's a small possibility that he will look at the Trailblazer SS because it comes in green. I just don't know when he got so gay.

 

I appologize Ztotallynaked, I didnt know you were a she. So, ummm,...threaten to not be his daughter.


Jks

 

I've done that so much it means nothing. I mean, how bad can wood sides really be? When we go to Jeep this weekend, Im putting my foot down for a black SRT-8.

 

Well it is unique...and ugly.

 

Could it be that bad?

 

His 2 year old MDX is beat to shit? How'd that happen?

 

Its only cool if he surfs. Surfers dig woodies.

 

I love the grand cherokees, but not the wood paneling.

 

I think your dad may be on something. Check his sock drawer for maryjane

I dont understand why people think that wood grain looks good

 

Well, he wasn't very kind to him. Oil got spilled inside, and he excessively smokes, so it smells nasty. Running down the list, the CD player and steering controls, and driver's side heated seat is broken, condensation in both headlights, and the cruise control makes me nervous. Not to mention the alignment is scary. I don't get it, he loved his 1993 GC, green with wood sides, and took immaculate care of it. He gave it to my cousin and long story short, it got stolen and blew up. He's abused his past couple of cars. He says he's never smoked weed, so i belive its crack.

 

Did he get the matching motorcycle carrier?

 

STOP its so ugly

 

Walk up to your dad and say "Don't do drugs, drugs kill", then proceed to leave him the business card of a used car dealership and a brochure for the RDX under his pillow. Excellent!

 

He won't wait for an RDX, he wants a car now.

 

one word, castration...

 

the srt-8 would definitely be nice... anything less is uncivilized

 

How about finding a nice SUV with wood trim? Lexus GX470? Do more research... Good Luck.

 

probably something he wanted since he was a kid

 

the SRT-8 is an animal!!!!

 

SS doesn't come in green.

That said SS>SRT8 (IMO)

 

He wont buy a silver or red car. His MDX is black. I might be able to convince him to go with a black SRT-8. He really wants green with wood sides. I bulit both online and they come to almost the same price. Lexus is too "yuppy" for him . He's trying to relive his old days of having the green GC with wood sides from 13 years ago. I told him to go get a vette, but he said he can't because all my toys are hogging the garage. He used to be cool, i don't know what happened...

 

I heard they are getting rid of the blue and replacing with green. I went to look at the SS one day, while my boyfriend was getting his new truck, and i really want the SS. Discussing it with the salesman, he told me the blue was being replaced with another color and was assuming green. New 2007s will be on the lot soon. What he doesn't understand is that any car can be made any color you want, if you have the money.

 

They are getting rid of the red and not replacing it with anything. The 07 colors are Black, Blue, Silver and White. They are also deleting the green on the regular model.
That last part is quite true.

 

Tell him to just get one of these..

 

that's oldschool...

@ the pic jlukja posted... reminds me of my first car... 76 pinto station wagon w/ woodgrain....

 

lol do they all come with a chuck norris walker texas ranger chauffeur?

 

It's a factory option, highly recommended if you live in Texas.

 

Bad taste, and it had to be from NJ again.

 

tell him to get somthing practical. if he wants somthing with hideous woodgrain he needs to purchase an old wagoneer. that looked bangin with wood grain stickers.

 

best thread title ever!

 

Dude. I have a soft spot for PT Woodies.

And before you start, dont edit my quote!

 

I actually like the GC in that Jeep Green, nice color.......on a ltd or Overland.

Just pass on the wood siding, that is simply ugly.

Overland.






I'll have an SRT8 in 3 months, think the color choices suck though.

 

The only advantage the SS has over the SRT8 is that it has a higher towing capacity and its cheaper.

Ends there.

 

I thought you said you moved out long ago? I'm confused now...

Anyways, I don't think your dad is gay because he wants a green Jeep with a little wood grain. Odd? Sure, but not gay.

Different strokes for different folks, and at the end of the day it's his money so let him spend it how he wants.