Lets see your best explanation...
02-18-2009, 10:49 PM
#47
Okay after further thought I have come to this conclusion...
She is a woman. She bought the car in that condition without even noticing, because she is a woman. She decided to change lanes by using that reflective doohickey on her left for ONCE, because she is a woman... ZOMG! doohickey is broken
*pulls over to the side of the road* ZOMG! my doors!!!! 
She is a woman. She bought the car in that condition without even noticing, because she is a woman. She decided to change lanes by using that reflective doohickey on her left for ONCE, because she is a woman... ZOMG! doohickey is broken
*pulls over to the side of the road* ZOMG! my doors!!!!
02-19-2009, 07:04 AM
#49
02-19-2009, 07:45 AM
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02-19-2009, 10:06 AM
#51
Okay after further thought I have come to this conclusion...
She is a woman. She bought the car in that condition without even noticing, because she is a woman. She decided to change lanes by using that reflective doohickey on her left for ONCE, because she is a woman... ZOMG! doohickey is broken *pulls over to the side of the road* ZOMG! my doors!!!!
She is a woman. She bought the car in that condition without even noticing, because she is a woman. She decided to change lanes by using that reflective doohickey on her left for ONCE, because she is a woman... ZOMG! doohickey is broken
*pulls over to the side of the road* ZOMG! my doors!!!!
02-19-2009, 10:14 AM
#52
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I've never seen damage like that, and I used to be a professional painter/estimator.
02-19-2009, 12:19 PM
#53
Suzuka Master
Okay after further thought I have come to this conclusion...
She is a woman. She bought the car in that condition without even noticing, because she is a woman. She decided to change lanes by using that reflective doohickey on her left for ONCE, because she is a woman... ZOMG! doohickey is broken *pulls over to the side of the road* ZOMG! my doors!!!!
She is a woman. She bought the car in that condition without even noticing, because she is a woman. She decided to change lanes by using that reflective doohickey on her left for ONCE, because she is a woman... ZOMG! doohickey is broken
*pulls over to the side of the road* ZOMG! my doors!!!!
02-19-2009, 12:21 PM
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Suzuka Master
02-19-2009, 01:14 PM
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Almost looks like it was heated up. I saw something like that on a hood once, nothing like that scale though. I am sure there is an easy explanation though, like something hit it and she is lying.
02-19-2009, 04:36 PM
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02-20-2009, 04:00 AM
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I go with the dude "knocking one out" and it was her anatomy that did it.
And that sucks, I got beaten to the "it'll buff out" punch line.
And that sucks, I got beaten to the "it'll buff out" punch line.
02-20-2009, 08:56 AM
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Im going to say Deer. Ive seen deer impacts like that before, including to a friend of mine. No paint removal, no scratches, no hair. Usually stuff like that happens after the front off the vehicle hits and spins the deer to the side of the vehicle taking out most all body panels on the side.
02-20-2009, 05:09 PM
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Chuck Norris sneezed! If Chuck Norris had farted.. she'd be dead.
02-20-2009, 05:29 PM
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
02-20-2009, 05:39 PM
#69
Im going to say Deer. Ive seen deer impacts like that before, including to a friend of mine. No paint removal, no scratches, no hair. Usually stuff like that happens after the front off the vehicle hits and spins the deer to the side of the vehicle taking out most all body panels on the side.
02-21-2009, 09:22 AM
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Some unknown facts about Ron A.:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, but Ron A.s' chief export is DEATH!
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine, but then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Then finally, Ron A. turned it into a quarter pounder with cheese, a six pack of Newcastle, and 4 Acura TL's.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. If you Google search "Acurazine sucks" Ron A. will punch your face through the screen.
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000. If each answer reads Ron A., Harvard will simply mail you your degree of choice.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. In honor of Ron A., all Acura's in the World have created a special discount code, When going in for service just say Ron A. and they will give you a new car of your choice out of fear.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but while Chuck Norris is dividing by zero, Ron A. is having sex with his wife.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, but Ron A.s' chief export is DEATH!
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine, but then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Then finally, Ron A. turned it into a quarter pounder with cheese, a six pack of Newcastle, and 4 Acura TL's.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. If you Google search "Acurazine sucks" Ron A. will punch your face through the screen.
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000. If each answer reads Ron A., Harvard will simply mail you your degree of choice.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. In honor of Ron A., all Acura's in the World have created a special discount code, When going in for service just say Ron A. and they will give you a new car of your choice out of fear.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but while Chuck Norris is dividing by zero, Ron A. is having sex with his wife.
02-21-2009, 09:45 AM
#74
Some unknown facts about Ron A.:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, but Ron A.s' chief export is DEATH!
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine, but then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Then finally, Ron A. turned it into a quarter pounder with cheese, a six pack of Newcastle, and 4 Acura TL's.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. If you Google search "Acurazine sucks" Ron A. will punch your face through the screen.
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000. If each answer reads Ron A., Harvard will simply mail you your degree of choice.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. In honor of Ron A., all Acura's in the World have created a special discount code, When going in for service just say Ron A. and they will give you a new car of your choice out of fear.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but while Chuck Norris is dividing by zero, Ron A. is having sex with his wife.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, but Ron A.s' chief export is DEATH!
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine, but then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Then finally, Ron A. turned it into a quarter pounder with cheese, a six pack of Newcastle, and 4 Acura TL's.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. If you Google search "Acurazine sucks" Ron A. will punch your face through the screen.
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000. If each answer reads Ron A., Harvard will simply mail you your degree of choice.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. In honor of Ron A., all Acura's in the World have created a special discount code, When going in for service just say Ron A. and they will give you a new car of your choice out of fear.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but while Chuck Norris is dividing by zero, Ron A. is having sex with his wife.
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