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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 01:54 PM
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NORTHBROOK, ILLINOIS, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2008, 21:20 HRS. (LOCAL)

A young woman was driving at 40-45 mph along Lake Cook Road, when her car suddenly lurched to the right for no reason that was apparent to her. There were no cars within sight on the road, and she had not seen any pedestrian or animal near the car. She stopped her car immediately, got out, and apparently was flabbergasted by the appearance of the left side of her automobile.

The investigating police officer could not provide an adequate explanation for the damage. He noted that there was no damaged paint, and no animal hair, feathers, or blood, evident on the damaged area of the car. NUFORC has passed the case along to Mr. Sam Maranto, Illinois State Director for the Mutual UFO Network (“MUFON”), for follow-up investigation.

We have no reason to believe that the incident was UFO-related, but we have no explanation for how the extensive damage to the car could have occurred. If any of the visitors to our site have ever witnessed this type of damage to a car, we would welcome comments or suggestions.

Date: 11/04/08
Time: 21:20
Duration: 5-10 seconds
City: Northbrook
State: IL

The entire left side of my car appears to be scorched but no paint was removed.

I was driving 40-45 miles per hour heading north toward I-94 East towards Chicago on Lake Cook Road. While I was in the middle lane, I felt a nudge on the left of my car which made my car shift to the right. I did not swerve out of the lane and gained control back quickly.

I slowed down and as I got my bearings, I realized that my left side mirror was knocked off and so I turned right onto Revere Drive and put on my hazard lights.

I got out of the car and saw that I had several dents on the side of my car. There were two that were deeper and larger than the others; one was located in front of the rear wheel and the other was in the center of the driver door.

I called 911 to file a police report and the officer said that I was side swiped by another car but, there were not any cars around me before or after the hit and also there were no paint scratches from other cars on my car.
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 01:57 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 01:58 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:00 PM
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It looks like it was sucked in verses pushed in. That's crazy.
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:03 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:07 PM
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Super natural forces
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:15 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:18 PM
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The only link I can provide is from the National UFO Reporting Center ( ) Scroll down a bit and the story I posted is there.

http://www.nuforc.org/
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:18 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:20 PM
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She somehow created a vacuum to a black hole inside her car???
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:23 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:40 PM
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Obviously government laser weaponry testing gone wrong!

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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:55 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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The chic with the world's largest boobs side swiped her?
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 02:59 PM
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Occam's Razor:

She knows what happened but is too embarrassed or cowardly to explain what. Hence the bullshit story
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:07 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Occam's Razor:

She knows what happened but is too embarrassed or cowardly to explain what. Hence the bullshit story
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:16 PM
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Haha Northbrook! That's where my girl lives!
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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Haha Northbrook! That's where my girl lives!
I bet that's her car too
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:23 PM
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I bet that's her car too
Lol nahh, she drives an SLK.
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:30 PM
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Shes lying so she wont have to pay.
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Occam's Razor:

She knows what happened but is too embarrassed or cowardly to explain what. Hence the bullshit story
I vote for pissed off boyfriend...
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:40 PM
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I find it odd how none of the paint was taken off or even scratched. Would a rubber mallet take off paint?
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:45 PM
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Ryu hadouken the car and time ran out so he couldn't finish beating up the car???
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GreenMonster
I vote for pissed off boyfriend...
Or a one nite stand gone wrong... Fatal Attraction type of deal...
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 03:51 PM
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Sorry, I thought it was alum. foil.
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:08 PM
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Maybe some fatass friend of hers backed into it. Maybe she is fat

Something soft but forceful did it.

If it happened at speed like she claims, there'd be scrapping or scratches of some form. So yet again,
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:18 PM
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black hole is right
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:20 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:21 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:25 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:49 PM
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:52 PM
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It looks like it was tackled by Terry Tate... but if she was driving as stated, it looks like a bear or deer ran into it. You may not always find blood or hair in a side animal strike.

Example of deer hit.

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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:58 PM
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some dude was bangin her and kept ramming her head into the door, yes he was hitting it from the back
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 04:59 PM
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I was saying that I agree with you, not that you're stupid
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 05:13 PM
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That actually may buff right out.
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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She was ghostriding her whip and locked herself out. She then proceeded to Superman punch her doors to no avail. She then noticed her passenger side door was left unlocked and moonwalked to the other side and jumped in.

The End.
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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 05:32 PM
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"ghostriding her whip" hahaha

it looks like the air was sucked out of the cabin. maybe some tank of gas exploded inside the car, causing a sudden loss of oxygen. its hard to tell without seeing the inner door panels. in any event, i doubt it was caused from a force on the exterior of the car.

i take that back, theres a dent on the a pillar. maybe it was from a heavy, yet soft object.

a truck carrying medicine balls lost its load. half a dozen ten pound balls went bouncing into the car.

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Old Feb 18, 2009 | 05:51 PM
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