Funny man (with a garage we'd all kill our mothers for) rolled one of his vintage Italian cars in the Hamptons today. He said "the brakes failed"

Yeah, yeah, the old 'my brakes failed' excuse is in second place only to 'I swerved to miss a deer' on the BS car wrecking excuse totem pole.

That is until I read that it was a '67 Fiat Dino Coupe, now I believe it entirely.

You gotta drive your Italian cars regularly, Jerry.....otherwise, things stop functioning as they should.

Good presence of mind to yank the e-brake though. Jerry unhurt.

http://jalopnik.com/375517/seinfeld-...iat-btm-unhurt

 

"why is it when your brakes fail...."

 

You changed your avatar?

 

Its time for you to start being your baby's daddy....

 

 

"What's the deal with brakes today, I mean really... You buy a car, u push on the brakes, i feel that i'm going to stop today."

I bet newman cut them, NEWMAN!!!

 

LOL at Newman cutting the brakes!

 

 

You know what they say: Fix It Again Tony

 

He said "the brakes failed"

....translation:

 

@ newman...at least he's ok

 

he prob needed to take a shower after that