It's the 60,000-mile Oil Change!

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Old 02-03-2010 | 10:39 PM
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It's the 60,000-mile Oil Change!

Words cannot describe the level of fail....

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum....php?t=1281659

And yes....I searched.
Old 02-03-2010 | 11:17 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwww

so that's what it looks like when cars get diarrhea! (god damn it I always get the order of the rr and h mixed up)
Old 02-03-2010 | 11:21 PM
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hah...maybe I should stop changing the oil on the bimmer too..
Old 02-04-2010 | 12:05 AM
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thats nasty..
Old 02-04-2010 | 12:37 AM
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Here are some more fails..

http://www.gtcars.ca/2009/12/remembe...ic-auto-fails/
Old 02-04-2010 | 01:59 AM
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what a dumb fucker
Old 02-04-2010 | 02:18 AM
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those are funny. i now have something to do for the next few hours. and i thought going to bed was a good idea.
Old 02-04-2010 | 06:45 AM
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Back in the 60's, one of my co-workers bought a used 1966 Pontiac Tempest LeMans with a 326CID two-barrel engine and automatic transmission. He was getting some valve clatter (yes, it can occur with hydraulic lifters) and asked me to do a valve adjustment for him since I had a set of lifter clips (you do valve adjustments on hydraulic lifters with the engine running). When we pulled his valve cover I could not believe the sludge in that head. It was collecting on the valve springs, and all along the gutters where the oil flows back down to the pan. I guessed then that the prior owner never did an oil change but probably just added oil when it was needed. What a mess it was.
Old 02-04-2010 | 06:45 AM
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Old 02-04-2010 | 07:02 AM
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Man, when I get home I'm thinking of checking MY engine!
Old 02-04-2010 | 07:04 AM
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Definitely seen that before, thought it was in here. Oh well. Maybe Autopia.

Can't believe they got it all cleaned up the way they did.
Old 02-04-2010 | 09:05 AM
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Christ....and I feel bad if I get to 6000 without changing my oil and filter.
Old 02-04-2010 | 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
Christ....and I feel bad if I get to 6000 without changing my oil and filter.
Seriously. I go 10k with synthetic and an oversized filter and feel bad sometimes. But 60k!
Old 02-04-2010 | 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by juniorbean
Seriously. I go 10k with synthetic and an oversized filter and feel bad sometimes. But 60k!
I can't. My car tends to use a bit of oil. If I get past 7000 miles on the oil I will be kinda low.

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Old 02-04-2010 | 09:22 AM
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Old 02-04-2010 | 09:29 AM
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I change the Mobil1 myself in both my CL-S and FX35 every 5k miles RELIGIOUSLY...
I know it's a little over-kill, but it's only one extra oil change a year so, whatever. I Seafoamed my CL-S for the first time (via the vacuum line) at 160k miles and got almost no carbon discharge at all. I was almost a little disappointed but at the same time relieved my engine is, for the most part, clean at 10 years of age.

Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
I can't. My car tends to use a bit of oil. If I get past 7000 miles on the oil I will be kinda low.
Even after 5k miles on full synthetic, my FX is a little lower on oil. Must be a VQ thing.
Old 02-04-2010 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by bgsm1th
I change the Mobil1 myself in both my CL-S and FX35 every 5k miles RELIGIOUSLY...
I know it's a little over-kill, but it's only one extra oil change a year so, whatever. I Seafoamed my CL-S for the first time (via the vacuum line) at 160k miles and got almost no carbon discharge at all. I was almost a little disappointed but at the same time relieved my engine is, for the most part, clean at 10 years of age.


Even after 5k miles on full synthetic, my FX is a little lower on oil. Must be a VQ thing.
I think it is.
Old 02-04-2010 | 10:56 AM
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Old 02-04-2010 | 11:14 AM
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WTF!?

I change my oil every 5K and I use mobil 1. Luckily my engine will NEVER look like that inside!
Old 02-04-2010 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
I can't. My car tends to use a bit of oil. If I get past 7000 miles on the oil I will be kinda low.
No reason you cant top off as you go. Adding fresh oil wont hurt.
Old 02-04-2010 | 12:26 PM
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My buddy had a Cougar that he went about 15k miles in between oil changes. One day it started sounding like a helecopter and the next thing you know, kaboom! Engine was toast. How that BMW engine went 60k between oil changes without blowing up is beyond me.
Old 02-04-2010 | 01:14 PM
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what a dumb fucker
my thoughts exactly!
Old 02-04-2010 | 01:30 PM
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Sounds Familiar...

My cousin had that "maintenance-forgetting" problem.

He had a '96 eclipse (back when Fast and Furious came out ) and he was constantly F***ing with the stereo, paint job, wheels, neon tubes, body kits, etc. Different shit every month. Did all his own work(fiberglass, bodywork). But, he NEVER checked the oil! He went through 3, yes 3, engines in a very short period of time. The first 2 seized up from lack of oil or old oil, and the third had some problem from the factory. It is a real shame. Last time I checked, the car is sitting on blocks in a relative's backyard. The body is mint and has a custom carbon fiber paint job (surprisingly, looks decent)... and yet, it sits.

People like this should stick to riding bikes.
Old 02-05-2010 | 08:16 AM
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dude..the NOS in the bike and the LT1 engine cleaner made my day.
Old 02-05-2010 | 08:57 AM
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Those engine pictures are like looking at a dug-up corpse.

Quite frankly, he's not far away from engine replacement with that amount of residue. Wow.
Old 02-05-2010 | 09:13 AM
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Old 02-05-2010 | 09:14 AM
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Oh man, God bless you for that. I am absolutely rolling reading that stuff right now.
Old 02-05-2010 | 10:00 AM
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Old 02-05-2010 | 10:50 AM
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W. T. F.
Old 02-05-2010 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by tmnhs81
Awesome. The NOS in the bike had me in tears...
Old 02-05-2010 | 12:21 PM
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^ - The NOS was so god damn funny.
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Originally Posted by fsttyms1
No reason you cant top off as you go. Adding fresh oil wont hurt.
I do if I get past 5000 and it's low. I usually change it myself and sometimes I just don't have the time.

This past Wednesday I had my mechanic do it since it was already in the shop. First time in 3 years that someone other than me changed the oil.
Old 02-05-2010 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by juniorbean
Awesome. The NOS in the bike had me in tears...
The NOS one made me
Old 02-05-2010 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by juniorbean
Awesome. The NOS in the bike had me in tears...
Originally Posted by subinf
^ - The NOS was so god damn funny.
Reading through that one now.
Old 02-05-2010 | 11:56 PM
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screw the NOS read the one about the guy with the gixxer that tried to clean his chain.


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