How to ruin an Audi A8 in 3 steps...

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Old 09-14-2005, 12:55 AM
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How to ruin an Audi A8 in 3 steps...

So, Audi A8 is probably one of the nicest saloon cars out there. But, what if it's just not enough shizzling? Well, here's how you pimp it up in 3 steps, yo.

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Step 1: Procure an Audi A8 stock. Boring. Yo.



Step 2: Repaint it because stock's just so unphat, yo.




Step 3: Find out it just ain't hangin' with the times. Need yet another coat. Pink is the hipness color now, fo sho.





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Please. Someone shoot the guy.
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that can't be real. thats awful.
Old 09-14-2005, 01:10 AM
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That pink Audi actually makes the one above it look decent. They are both still
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Did the supply of Monte Carlo's and Caprices finally run out??? Couldn't they have found a more suiting vehicle to "improve" that way????
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a ton of overspray on the second to last pic
Old 09-14-2005, 07:52 AM
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I understand when ppl do things to their own vehicles but i'm sorry that is just disgusting...
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:25 AM
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Jebus. Euro plates on the original car - you telling me this was not American?
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omg thats just god awful
Old 09-14-2005, 10:25 AM
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thats just out of control
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They've effectively made the car look like an old school crown vic.
Old 09-14-2005, 12:50 PM
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My boss has that car. It needs absolutely nothing IMO. I drove it a few times. Thing is like a rocket.
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Thats nothing, the europeans have an odd taste in modding.
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I cannot take it anymore!
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Meh, it's the old A8. Thought it was the new A8, then he would've been in trouble.
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I'm just lost for words....
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The one with the big back tires HAS to be front wheel drive, otherwise it would fry the center diff.

Euro-modding gone very, very bad.
Old 09-16-2005, 12:19 AM
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I think I have a steaming pile of shit oozing from my seat now...

Why do people do such horrible things to poor, defenseless vehicles...?
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