BMW Douchebag hit and run
10-24-2009, 07:37 PM
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Suzuka Master
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BMW Douchebag hit and run
How not to park and what not to do after you run over two cars in a parking lot. 
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10-24-2009, 08:02 PM
#2
この道は毛むくじゃらのマンコだらけ..
wow.... either the douchebag intentionally hit the gas, or accidentally punched the gas instead of brake..... that's no way to leave. Hope this fucker gets caught.
10-24-2009, 09:11 PM
#4
Someday, an RS6 Avant+
I think the camera may have caught the front plate. Image enhancement may work. The exact make and color are easy, so if the can catch the state and any other part of the plate, they should be able to find the idiot.
10-24-2009, 10:02 PM
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10-24-2009, 10:06 PM
#8
Senior Moderator
If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...
10-24-2009, 10:19 PM
#9
from the driver-mind-reader device installed in the X5:
0:11: oh, there's a parking spot!
0:19: okay, now to ease into the brakes to slowly get into the parking space.... *presses gas pedal instead*
0:22: OH SHIT!
0:30: omg, omg, omg, omg what do I do now? *looks at two fubared cars*
0:35: fuck this, I'm getting out of here
some time after the video happened: time to sue BMW USA for putting the brake pedal and gas pedals too close together, if it weren't for them this wouldn't have happened!
0:11: oh, there's a parking spot!
0:19: okay, now to ease into the brakes to slowly get into the parking space.... *presses gas pedal instead*
0:22: OH SHIT!
0:30: omg, omg, omg, omg what do I do now? *looks at two fubared cars*
0:35: fuck this, I'm getting out of here
some time after the video happened: time to sue BMW USA for putting the brake pedal and gas pedals too close together, if it weren't for them this wouldn't have happened!
to X5. I always thought it's a wimpy wagon. I'm wrong. It's a true SUV
10-24-2009, 10:49 PM
#11
Drifting
Though there is probably some serious damage the marks on the ground look like disturbed dirt. You can see it's there while the x5 is parked on the cars as well.
10-24-2009, 11:26 PM
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Holy shit
I think that's the most offroading I've ever seen a X5 do!
The guy should sack up and take responsibility for his actions. Oh wait....I'm sure a woman on the cell phone was driving
I think that's the most offroading I've ever seen a X5 do!
The guy should sack up and take responsibility for his actions. Oh wait....I'm sure a woman on the cell phone was driving
10-24-2009, 11:46 PM
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10-24-2009, 11:58 PM
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この道は毛むくじゃらのマンコだらけ..
Time to vote:
I think it's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.
I think it's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.
10-25-2009, 12:18 AM
#17
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Very Impressive.
10-25-2009, 12:31 AM
#18
In the Mid-South meow
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Nice, the urban yuppy Gravedigger!
10-25-2009, 01:19 AM
#19
I drive a Subata.
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he's like oh shit wtf do i do. what do i do. what do i do. okay im leaving.
what a douche.
10-25-2009, 03:00 AM
#20
was the lead story on a few news channels. IIRC a member on another forum I'm on works at the fitness club and is the one that got this video out there.
That thing got some air!!!
10-25-2009, 03:54 PM
#25
Drifting
Surprising to say the least.
I figure the x5 managed to get all the way up there because it hit those parking space dividers(I forget what they're called), which made it bounce a bit giving it enough lift to get on the hoods.
If those weren't there or if that person wasn't completely retarded, than it wouldn't have happened that way.
I figure the x5 managed to get all the way up there because it hit those parking space dividers(I forget what they're called), which made it bounce a bit giving it enough lift to get on the hoods.
If those weren't there or if that person wasn't completely retarded, than it wouldn't have happened that way.
10-25-2009, 07:56 PM
#29
この道は毛むくじゃらのマンコだらけ..
10-25-2009, 08:16 PM
#30
Safety Car
that had to have been a wife, or kid, with no respect for the car or insurance policy - b/c no successful man, who can afford a 60k car, lacks that much intelligence.
10-25-2009, 08:18 PM
#31
Safety Car
10-25-2009, 09:48 PM
#34
Drifting
Ok, since were going to try guessing the gender, age and ethnicity, I'll start here, it was at a gym so that automatically knocks out, most asians, most jews, old people... My official guess, a white teenage girl, wearing uggs and those bug eye sunglasses.
10-25-2009, 10:51 PM
#35
Punk Rocker
10-25-2009, 11:03 PM
#37
Uses turn signals in my
10-25-2009, 11:09 PM
#38
Suzuka Master
Having worked for a BMW dealer and dealt with some of these people, you'd be shocked how stupid some are.
10-26-2009, 10:33 AM
#40
it's me, Alan Rickman.
Unless maybe something broke and caused the X5 to leap forward ?!