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Old 10-24-2009 | 07:37 PM
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BMW Douchebag hit and run

How not to park and what not to do after you run over two cars in a parking lot.

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Old 10-24-2009 | 08:02 PM
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wow.... either the douchebag intentionally hit the gas, or accidentally punched the gas instead of brake..... that's no way to leave. Hope this fucker gets caught.
Old 10-24-2009 | 08:53 PM
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I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.
Old 10-24-2009 | 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Stapler
I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.


I think the camera may have caught the front plate. Image enhancement may work. The exact make and color are easy, so if the can catch the state and any other part of the plate, they should be able to find the idiot.
Old 10-24-2009 | 09:40 PM
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This happened Thursday at a fitness club not too far from where I live.
Old 10-24-2009 | 09:54 PM
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wow really? WTF..

The lesson today kids. make sure there is a car in front of you when you park.
Old 10-24-2009 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Stapler
I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.




What a douche.
Old 10-24-2009 | 10:06 PM
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If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...
Old 10-24-2009 | 10:19 PM
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from the driver-mind-reader device installed in the X5:

0:11: oh, there's a parking spot!
0:19: okay, now to ease into the brakes to slowly get into the parking space.... *presses gas pedal instead*
0:22: OH SHIT!
0:30: omg, omg, omg, omg what do I do now? *looks at two fubared cars*
0:35: fuck this, I'm getting out of here
some time after the video happened: time to sue BMW USA for putting the brake pedal and gas pedals too close together, if it weren't for them this wouldn't have happened!
Old 10-24-2009 | 10:24 PM
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run over ex's ride?

to X5. I always thought it's a wimpy wagon. I'm wrong. It's a true SUV
Old 10-24-2009 | 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by csmeance
If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...
Though there is probably some serious damage the marks on the ground look like disturbed dirt. You can see it's there while the x5 is parked on the cars as well.
Old 10-24-2009 | 10:53 PM
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Impressive.
Old 10-24-2009 | 11:20 PM
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at first i thought it would be backing up or side scrape... and like 20sec later... WTF!!!!

seems like this asshole stepped on the gas accidentally. stupid..
Old 10-24-2009 | 11:26 PM
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Holy shit

I think that's the most offroading I've ever seen a X5 do!

The guy should sack up and take responsibility for his actions. Oh wait....I'm sure a woman on the cell phone was driving
Old 10-24-2009 | 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by csmeance
If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...
That was the first thing I looked for, but I didn't see it leaving a fluid trail as it drove away.
Old 10-24-2009 | 11:58 PM
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Time to vote:
I think it's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.
Old 10-25-2009 | 12:18 AM
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Old 10-25-2009 | 12:31 AM
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he's like oh shit wtf do i do. what do i do. what do i do. okay im leaving.

what a douche.
Old 10-25-2009 | 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by onebadna1nsx
It's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.
fixed
Old 10-25-2009 | 08:29 AM
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Wow
Old 10-25-2009 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Babnik
This happened Thursday at a fitness club not too far from where I live.
was the lead story on a few news channels. IIRC a member on another forum I'm on works at the fitness club and is the one that got this video out there.
Old 10-25-2009 | 03:11 PM
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That thing got some air!!!
Old 10-25-2009 | 03:15 PM
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Old 10-25-2009 | 03:54 PM
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Surprising to say the least.

I figure the x5 managed to get all the way up there because it hit those parking space dividers(I forget what they're called), which made it bounce a bit giving it enough lift to get on the hoods.

If those weren't there or if that person wasn't completely retarded, than it wouldn't have happened that way.
Old 10-25-2009 | 06:49 PM
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I dont know why but i busted out laughing at the situation. I just pictured my self like crap crap crap what do I do leave a note?
Old 10-25-2009 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by onebadna1nsx
Time to vote:
I think it's an Asian lady wearing one of those full face visor, and arm socks so the sun doesn't shine on her arms and burn her.
had to be a asian lady huh? lol black folks and white folks cant drive for shiet too in NYC jewish ppl drives like shit
Old 10-25-2009 | 07:16 PM
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anyways that dumbass driving the X5 should get their ass run over what a douchebag
Old 10-25-2009 | 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320
had to be a asian lady huh? lol black folks and white folks cant drive for shiet too in NYC jewish ppl drives like shit
Hey i'm asian so I can make these jokes too
Old 10-25-2009 | 08:16 PM
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that had to have been a wife, or kid, with no respect for the car or insurance policy - b/c no successful man, who can afford a 60k car, lacks that much intelligence.
Old 10-25-2009 | 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320
had to be a asian lady huh? lol black folks and white folks cant drive for shiet too in NYC jewish ppl drives like shit
jewish ppl dont drive germans - they settle for lexus. they LOVE the LS and SC.
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How does one even do something like that....

I can't imagine coming out to my car and finding that damage.
Old 10-25-2009 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Babnik
This happened Thursday at a fitness club not too far from where I live.
Well, if that parking lot was for members of the fitness club, get their membership list and narrow down from there. Guy will be caught. Hopefully if the guy is a member.
Old 10-25-2009 | 09:48 PM
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Ok, since were going to try guessing the gender, age and ethnicity, I'll start here, it was at a gym so that automatically knocks out, most asians, most jews, old people... My official guess, a white teenage girl, wearing uggs and those bug eye sunglasses.
Old 10-25-2009 | 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by myxomatosis
ok, since were going to try guessing the gender, age and ethnicity, i'll start here, it was at a gym so that automatically knocks out, most asians, most jews, old people... My official guess, a white teenage girl, wearing uggs and those bug eye sunglasses.
+1!
Old 10-25-2009 | 11:01 PM
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Old 10-25-2009 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Stapler
I think I have new found respect for the x5's offroading capabilities.
That was the first thing I thought when I saw that video! I just hope they catch the driver, I would love to see the interview with this moron.
Old 10-25-2009 | 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ThermonMermon
that had to have been a wife, or kid, with no respect for the car or insurance policy - b/c no successful man, who can afford a 60k car, lacks that much intelligence.
Having worked for a BMW dealer and dealt with some of these people, you'd be shocked how stupid some are.
Old 10-26-2009 | 08:46 AM
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i am guessing that the x5 will show up at a dealer and lie about what happened.
Old 10-26-2009 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by csmeance
If you look at the vid, it appears that the x5 busted open either the oil pan or radiator and dropped a ton of fluid everywhere. If it was the oil or radiator, that x5 must have not made it very far...
My thought at first as well - but if you watch it again the change in the ground occurs when the car drives over it; cause what looked like a big spill of oil or fluid happens before it drives over the cars..

Unless maybe something broke and caused the X5 to leap forward ?!


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