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Old 08-29-2018, 01:27 PM
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You only need a condom when having sex with womenz. Everyone knows you don’t need one when banging guys. Like, what’s that worst that could happen?
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I don't think you read the whole story.
or lived through the 80's.
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Coughing, thinking of starving kids in Africa, recalling scenes from the Saw movies, etc.
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You need to get a dual dash cam.. for you protection.. and to get these epic pickups.
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J wants to buy another TL so he can do Uber.

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Old 08-29-2018, 02:35 PM
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J wants to buy another Audi so he can watch.

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Old 08-29-2018, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
You only need a condom when having sex with womenz. Everyone knows you don’t need one when banging guys. Like, what’s that worst that could happen?
Werd. They break if you go dry anyways. Plus, pregnancy is the worst STD which doesn't matter with the guyz

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how many gays can you pack in your rear?
Everyone's supposed to be strapped in prior to riding. But I've packed up to 5 guys in the rear. Put one in the trunk one time.

Wait...........
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Old 08-29-2018, 04:08 PM
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Everyone's supposed to be strapped in prior to riding. But I've packed up to 5 guys in the rear. Put one in the trunk one time.

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Old 08-30-2018, 09:24 AM
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dashcam doesn't have zoom functionality
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Old 08-30-2018, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You need to get a dual dash cam.. for you protection.. and to get these epic pickups.
Yeah, I realized that about two weeks after I got my dashcam. I neglected to think that capturing vid inside the car might be just as important as outside. I was focusing more on stupid drivers after seeing flanker271's crash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rixW...ature=youtu.be

I'll have to look into one with exterior and interior recording.
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Originally Posted by losiglow
A six pack. Or a couple 40's. And it doesn't really stain. Comes right off the leather.

Dropped her off and she gave me a 20.

Maybe i am new to this... is 20 a code for some kind of new shit?
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Ask J. He knows about 20s.
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Maybe i am new to this... is 20 a code for some kind of new shit?
A 20 is four 5s
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she rubbed his dick with her hands and feet = 20
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that is some kinky shit... i like it.
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