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Old 07-08-2004, 10:13 PM
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Need a good laugh?

It's a pretty funny ricer vid!!

*WARNING* - explicit lyrics
Ricer Video - left click
It a compilation of many vids, some of which have been posted before.
Sorry if it's a repost. Found this in a forum long time ago and wanted to share.

My fav clip is the one where this dude does a burnout stright into a cop!!!
Old 07-08-2004, 10:24 PM
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Nice find Jeff!
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And here's another one!!!

Right Click & Save Target As:

http://www.fullsizechevy.com/RTCamar...itchsystem.wmv

There's racing..and then there's just drunken stupidity.
Old 07-08-2004, 10:25 PM
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Bwahahahaha....

Duct Tape Racing

Vinyl Adds Horsepower...

mini front air foils....

, , baby
Old 07-08-2004, 10:26 PM
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Haha...

There's no accounting for bad taste and utter stupidity. I love the one where the guy does the 360 right in front of the cop and the guy in the jacked up pickup who climbs onto his hood and then has to bail and watch it crash.
Old 07-08-2004, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by CGTSX2004
Haha...

There's no accounting for bad taste and utter stupidity. I love the one where the guy does the 360 right in front of the cop and the guy in the jacked up pickup who climbs onto his hood and then has to bail and watch it crash.

Haha..same here. Hahahah!!!!
Old 07-08-2004, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JeffTSX
And here's another one!!!

Right Click & Save Target As:

http://www.fullsizechevy.com/RTCamar...itchsystem.wmv

There's racing..and then there's just drunken stupidity.
Why did they give the keys back to her? That was just dumb...
Old 07-08-2004, 10:36 PM
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Shoulda just kocked her out and wait for the cops!!!
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Originally Posted by JeffTSX
Shoulda just kocked her out and wait for the cops!!!
Old 07-08-2004, 11:44 PM
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Freakin' hell. What kinda BS story was that lady giving?

Leukemia??? Honestly, even I could come up with a better story with 1 hour of sleep.

Besides, she said she was going to her friend's house. Then it was going to her son for leukemia treatment. Sigh.
Old 07-08-2004, 11:56 PM
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First video... hehe, that was great... how funny (if no injury) are stupid people in cars?

Second video... if she was really drunk, than that video would be great for prosecution.

Junkster, who enjoys stupid people for entertainment
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Stupidity is one thing. Reckless endangerment is another.

If I started veering off the road like that, I hope somebody just shoots my tires out and then rams me into a ditch.
Old 07-09-2004, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Revenent
Stupidity is one thing. Reckless endangerment is another.

If I started veering off the road like that, I hope somebody just shoots my tires out and then rams me into a ditch.
... if Rev, veers... shoot tires... ram him... into... ditch...

check, will do.

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Old 07-09-2004, 12:03 AM
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Actually, that mountain scene reminds me of the San Isabel Lake roads down in Southern Colorado that we used to make runs on back in the day (HS).

We only had one accident during the curves, and that was due to a deer, so it wasn't totally his fault... his poor RX-7 didn't take it so well (totalled). It's actually great fun to drive mountain curves if you have a good memory of what the roads are like... it's true what they say... "Knowing is half the battle"...

Junkster, who thinks he might make a trip to the SI Lake roads sometime next month
Old 07-09-2004, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Junkster
Actually, that mountain scene reminds me of the San Isabel Lake roads down in Southern Colorado that we used to make runs on back in the day (HS).

We only had one accident during the curves, and that was due to a deer, so it wasn't totally his fault... his poor RX-7 didn't take it so well (totalled). It's actually great fun to drive mountain curves if you have a good memory of what the roads are like... it's true what they say... "Knowing is half the battle"...

Junkster, who thinks he might make a trip to the SI Lake roads sometime next month
You sound like that anime "Initial D". Know the mountain, drive like a maniac.

So do you drift as well?
Old 07-09-2004, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Junkster
... if Rev, veers... shoot tires... ram him... into... ditch...

check, will do.

Junkster, who has it written down
So you'd actually risk your Subie and try to ram me?
Old 07-09-2004, 12:19 AM
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hmm... more than 40minutes to track down a reported drunk driver, that's pretty pathetic.

ITS THE WHEEL!

o, and the first vid is , I love the vid of the SRT and the M3!! Is that your engine!?
Old 07-09-2004, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Revenent
You sound like that anime "Initial D". Know the mountain, drive like a maniac.

So do you drift as well?
You know, I've seen some drifting on TV, and that seems hella hard... plus, I'm gettin' too old for that now.

Hey, there's no thrill like running up and down a mountain that you know.

Junkster, whose actually never been ticketed for racing... just pulled over once or twice
Old 07-09-2004, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Revenent
So you'd actually risk your Subie and try to ram me?
For fellow members... yes I would...

Junkster, who would want Rev's insurance to pick up the tab
Old 07-09-2004, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Junkster
For fellow members... yes I would...

Junkster, who would want Rev's insurance to pick up the tab
Actually, since you shot my tires and rammed me, you'd have to pay.

But you'd at least be doing other drivers a favour by removing me from the roads!
Old 07-09-2004, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Revenent
Actually, since you shot my tires and rammed me, you'd have to pay.

But you'd at least be doing other drivers a favour by removing me from the roads!
Hey, I have it written down!!! You said it, you can't take it back, no takebacks.

Verbal agreement is binding in the rules of the internet... I think, I have to check.

Junkster, who says safety first... so switch that safety to 'off' before firing
Old 07-09-2004, 12:36 AM
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Actually, since you don't know who I really am, it might be a little hard.

Though you can always just ram all the CG TSX's in Washington.
Old 07-09-2004, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Revenent
Actually, since you don't know who I really am, it might be a little hard.

Though you can always just ram all the CG TSX's in Washington.
I'll find you... there are ways...

Ramming all CG's in Washington... hmm, I wonder when I can get vacation time to do that...

Junkster, whose seen too many CG's on the road
Old 07-09-2004, 02:24 AM
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I've always wondered how much someone can spend on a rice car. A civic is how much plus body kit, paint, engine mods, interiors, etc. Wouldn't it be just that same as buying an M3 or something? Somebody fill me in.
Old 07-09-2004, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Junkster
I'll find you... there are ways...

Ramming all CG's in Washington... hmm, I wonder when I can get vacation time to do that...

Junkster, whose seen too many CG's on the road

note to self: do not take the tsx to washington.
Old 07-09-2004, 06:54 AM
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That bitch in the 2nd vid needs to be shot for the way she was driving....I would have slapped the hoe upside her head for getting into my car! What a drunk whore....i bet if she was propositioned, she would have let him hit that
Old 07-10-2004, 01:43 AM
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I was on the Mass Pike and some drunk driver almost nailed me....he literally went all the way from the slow lane to the fast lane in one fail swoop....thank god I anticipated him doing something stupid (not knowing he was drunk yet) and had slammed on my brakes. Anyway, I called the mass state police and he was pulled over about 15 miles later. Nice DWI for him.
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Originally Posted by Junkster
I'll find you... there are ways...

Ramming all CG's in Washington... hmm, I wonder when I can get vacation time to do that...

Junkster, whose seen too many CG's on the road
I think it's time to borrow one of my co-worker's F350, get a snow shovel attachment, and hunt Junkster's little Subie down.
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