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Old 04-11-2006, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Funny.

I actually went with a friend of mine to get his done...I was the picture taker. I guess my b/f at the time was a little weirded out by me going to see my friends wang so he came with me.

Lets just say...they used a 12 gauge needle and a 10 gauge ring.

Thats the ONLY time Ive passed out from anything. The only other time was b/c I was iron deficient and didnt know it.

Never again
I was done at 12 gauge. That's considered small for a PA.

I'm at 8 gauge right now
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I was done at 12 gauge. That's considered small for a PA.

I'm at 8 gauge right now
Yeah, 8 gauge, 10 gauge, whatever does the trick.....

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Old 04-11-2006, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by slayer202
well from ric's long and strange post, i think you see it as a way to experiment more, and maybe switch roles and suck a dick yourself.

dude, you are BI at best...

and the more i think about this whole thing, the more disgusting it gets. i don't know how you did that man...
Hah, keep on thinking that if you really want.

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I'd say it's an improvement. Jesal only wishes he was that lucky.
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this thread is still open?

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Old 04-12-2006, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by agranado
this thread is still open?

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Old 04-12-2006, 08:33 AM
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ZZzzzzzzzz!!!
Lets talk about girls getting freaky, thats much more exciting (to me anyhow).
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:44 AM
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I cant believe its still open
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Originally Posted by Count Dracura
I think he just did it so he could make fun of gay people.
How do you know the other guy was gay? Maybe he was just experimenting so he would have a good story to tell?
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How do you know the other guy was gay? Maybe he was just experimenting so he would have a good story to tell?
I think it was on his myspace. So it must be true.
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gross, what a thing to go thru for a good story (yuck)
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Originally Posted by ABreece
If I told you guys I got paid to receive head you'd call BS immediately


I don't have a huge list but this is what comes to mind right away:

1) swim with great white sharks
2) motorcycle across a country or two
3) drop everything and go live somewhere completely new wher ei don't know anyone, could be in the US or elsewhere
4) spend more time sailing in the carribean
Interestingly, I have checked all your items off on my list. All.
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by amisconception
I don't think I could even have sex on acid!
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

It has to be the right time, the right place, the right co-trippers. If you think you can only FEEL sex, your other four senses are missing out.

Or, so I've heard.
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Originally Posted by ABreece

1) swim with great white sharks
2) motorcycle across a country or two
3) drop everything and go live somewhere completely new wher ei don't know anyone, could be in the US or elsewhere
4) spend more time sailing in the carribean

I'd re-order this so that you do #1 last.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
Did the dude at least have a nice cack?
Define "nice cack".
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Originally Posted by The Sarlacc
Wobbly H dude...one gets the mouth, the other gets the poon/ass.

Two sets of sweaty balls and never the twixt shall meet.
Bonus points for using the word 'twixt'
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
I was done at 12 gauge. That's considered small for a PA.

I'm at 8 gauge right now
Wow. Is that the same as a shotgun diameter? I'm impressed!
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Originally Posted by Xpditor
Define "nice cack".
Lets not and say we did.....
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Originally Posted by Xpditor
Define "nice cack".

As if you don't know, Mr. motorcycle-country-crossing, great-white-shark-swimming, acid-sexcapade-partaking, caribbean-sea-sailing renaissance man.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
As if you don't know, Mr. motorcycle-country-crossing, great-white-shark-swimming, acid-sexcapade-partaking, caribbean-sea-sailing renaissance man.
(Looking down) Oh, yeah. Right!
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Not only that, but I used to live in Toronto.

Which explains a lot.

For me and Astro.
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Xpditor
Not only that, but I used to live in Toronto.

Which explains a lot.

For me and Astro.


1) swim with great white sharks
2) motorcycle across a country or two
3) drop everything and go live somewhere completely new wher ei don't know anyone, could be in the US or elsewhere
4) spend more time sailing in the carribean
5) Cop beating
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Originally Posted by wstevens
As if you don't know, Mr. motorcycle-country-crossing, great-white-shark-swimming, acid-sexcapade-partaking, caribbean-sea-sailing renaissance man.

WOW Total Package man !! I really want a man that can smoke a fatty then turn around and will smack a cop "thats my kind of man"
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Interestingly, I have checked all your items off on my list. All.
Wow. I'm jealous.
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Wow. Is that the same as a shotgun diameter? I'm impressed!
I hope not. Ever seen the barrel on a 12 gauge? Ouch.
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Um. let's see......

I bought a new Honda 4cyl MC, travelled across Canada, down through the western US and into Mexico, then back to Florida. As WStevens would say: "Interesting. Interesting."

I did not swim with Great White Sharks intentionally. It ties in with the Caribbean sailing.

I got to Florida to begin with by crewing on a 138" three-masted schooner called "The Star of Peace". After arriving in Florida, I went to work for Johns Hopkins University doing research in the Caribbean. That was my work place for several years on the RV Cove. We often would go swimming to kill time while waiting to meet up with other boats from Woods Hole, etc. Thus: encounters with a Great White and other sharks. I was more concerned about the Baracudas, actually. They were wicked fast.

After seeing Florida (in December), I pulled up stakes and moved here with no employment, no place to live, and not knowing anyone. I lived in a store room at an ocean front motel and paid the rent by building a bathroom for the lady.

And, if you have lived in Toronto in the last 20 years, you have probably had sex on acid and/or beat up a cop. Having a combination of those is the best.
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Originally Posted by Xpditor
Um. let's see......

I bought a new Honda 4cyl MC, travelled across Canada, down through the western US and into Mexico, then back to Florida. As WStevens would say: "Interesting. Interesting."

I did not swim with Great White Sharks intentionally. It ties in with the Caribbean sailing.

I got to Florida to begin with by crewing on a 138" three-masted schooner called "The Star of Peace". After arriving in Florida, I went to work for Johns Hopkins University doing research in the Caribbean. That was my work place for several years on the RV Cove. We often would go swimming to kill time while waiting to meet up with other boats from Woods Hole, etc. Thus: encounters with a Great White and other sharks. I was more concerned about the Baracudas, actually. They were wicked fast.

After seeing Florida (in December), I pulled up stakes and moved here with no employment, no place to live, and not knowing anyone. I lived in a store room at an ocean front motel and paid the rent by building a bathroom for the lady.

And, if you have lived in Toronto in the last 20 years, you have probably had sex on acid and/or beat up a cop. Having a combination of those is the best.
But what about getting your cack sucked off by a dude?
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But what about getting your cack sucked off by a dude?
Thanks for your kind offer but I'll pass until I've picked up some fresh fruit (no offense).
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Thanks for your kind offer but I'll pass until I've picked up some fresh fruit (no offense).

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Thanks for your kind offer but I'll pass until I've picked up some fresh fruit (no offense).
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Originally Posted by Xpditor

I got to Florida to begin with by crewing on a 138" three-masted schooner called "The Star of Peace". After arriving in Florida, I went to work for Johns Hopkins University doing research in the Caribbean. That was my work place for several years on the RV Cove. We often would go swimming to kill time while waiting to meet up with other boats from Woods Hole, etc. Thus: encounters with a Great White and other sharks. I was more concerned about the Baracudas, actually. They were wicked fast.

Great Whites in the Caribbean? Too warm. Did you actually ever see a great white while swimming in the ocean?
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Si senor!

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Great Whites in the Caribbean? Too warm. Did you actually ever see a great white while swimming in the ocean?
Yes. Only one. I don't care to repeat the experience. Other sharks are more common and Great Whites are hard to miss.

It seems that Ernest Hemmingway had an encounter with some in "The Old Man and the Sea" IIRC. That was off the coast of Cuba.

http://www.sharkfoundation.com/range.htm

EDIT: I include the Bahamas in my definition of the Caribbean and the waters between the Florida coast and those islands. Some definitions of Caribbean don't go north of Cuba so maybe that's what you are saying? Whatever. I was off-shore of the Bahamas but northeast of Cuba when I encountered the Great White.
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did the foot sniffing incident come out in this thread??
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Ewwwww!

Are you trying to gross us out? That's over the top.
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Ewwwww!

Are you trying to gross us out? That's over the top.
so a foot fetish finally stops this thread....................
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so a foot fetish finally stops this thread....................

its.. a... foot.
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Can someone give me some cliff's notes on this thread? Did he suck off someone or what?
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Can someone give me some cliff's notes on this thread? Did he suck off someone or what?

Other way around.
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its almost 1000 posts in this thread.
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its almost 1000 posts in this thread.
Exactly 1000. Thank you very much.
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