thatguy

whoa whoa whoa.... since when do I have a thing for straight men

thatguy

now i'm going to delete one of my posts so I can be on top of the page yet again.

Doc.Booty

He thanked me afterwards.

"It's not often you get to suck off a hot straight guy," or something like that.

eclipse23

Well, they do say you should do one nice thing a day, now dont you feel good about yourself?

Doc.Booty

I do !

Whiskers

Count Dracura

My buddy's gay brother used to make a killing going around the country getting straight guys to do gay things like that for money. All you got was a stupid life lesson.

Whiskers

sasha

Just in general.

Always Dirty

You should have told him to "pay it forward."

mamboking

or the other way around....

SilviaGTO

pay it forward..

eclipse23

Well, to calm all you homophobes at least he didnt ask for a snowball.

Doc.Booty

If I told you guys I got paid to receive head you'd call BS immediately

I don't have a huge list but this is what comes to mind right away:

1) swim with great white sharks
2) motorcycle across a country or two
3) drop everything and go live somewhere completely new wher ei don't know anyone, could be in the US or elsewhere
4) spend more time sailing in the carribean

Scrib

Snowball?


I'm not up on my :ghey: terminology...

JaredGMS

shouldn't have asked......

Mike 350Z

That can be straight too. its when your partner uses their mouth to transport your load from your little head to your mouth.

kyotousa

lol

eclipse23

Not necessarily a gay thing although I would think that if you like it you have some definite gay curiosities. Its when you blow your load in a chick's mouth (or guys) and then they spit it back in your mouth or french kiss you to share the spooge.

Term taken from 'clerks' the movie.

JaredGMS

Eclipse definition > Mike3.0's

Scrib

neat

Mike 350Z

I was trying to be more subtle and not make it look like I know too much about the subject

Whiskers

Yeah....

CKcentral

:ibmikesgfdoesittohimallthetime:

JaredGMS

You're the one with the sexually conservative GF

dom

Whiskers

Swim with great white sharks is a gay term for having 10 young men spooge on your face... If that's your thing, then cool I guess....

Mike 350Z

Right. Which means it's never been done before and never will be

I will say she's a lot more politically conservative though, probably where most of that came from. Her and Tony would get along well.

JaredGMS

Fixed.


BTW - If you move to Dublin, it would be "stirring the pot o' gold", and in London it'll be "Tea time"

Whiskers

Looks like coffee for me.....

dom

Dammit, and here I thought Abreece and I had something...anything in common.

Whiskers

:IB10000PeopleSayYouDo:

CKcentral

haha i like dom to much to make a comment on that.

Teh Jatt

In a recent survey, 99% of homosexuals check their text messages with their thumb. It's too late now homo.

JaredGMS

14% of people know that

dom

I liked getting sucked off by guys wearing yellow shirts, tie clips, pants pulled up just below their armpits and who are impeccably manacured at WAL-MART, not K-MART. Geez....

Whiskers

:gheyhug:

ric

Geez, I'm so sorry I missed the start of this thread..... some random thoughts, rather in the manner of catching up in one post. I apologize in advance for the lack of continuity in my thinking......

If the most adventureous thing ABreece does is get a bj from a guy in a K-Mart parking lot (would it be different if it were Lord and Taylor or Nieman Marcus?), he will have lead a relatively tranquil sexual life. Unfortunately, the legitimate concerns about STD's might keep his sexual life rather low-key..... since HIV can't be cured by antibiotics. Most of the rest, except for Herpes and HepC can be, although I note that none of them are "fun" diseases, and may result in some interesting discussions from those lovely folks in Public Health, depending upon the part of the country you live in.

Most men find female/female action to be incredibly stimulating, but I note that one standard psychiatric interpretation is that men who sustain that fantasy are supressing their own samesex urges by making it "acceptable" by casting the players in the opposite gender. I note this for the benefit of the wild and wolly ones on the site who somehow assume that fantasizing about two chicks makes them utterly and completely hetero.....

The guy spat it out because of the risk of STD's. HIV had done more to attack sexual proglificacy than anything else, and in some ways, I see it as a sad, sad thing...... My days of halcyon sexual behavior are well behind me (by decades, frankly), but I think a certain amount of whoring around (for both genders) is really useful for sorting out interest, spontenaety, sexual focus, and intensity
According to Kinsey, 35% of all males had had at least one sexual experience with another male by the time they were 45. It appears that ABreece has gotten it out of the way relatively early. I would hardly think that it means that ABreece is going to take up a life on Gay Street in Greenwich Village or audition for the road tour of the Village People..............

According to Kinsey, sexual orientiation is a sliding scale, and few men are comprehensively hetero or homo. We don't discuss that, however; we'd rather watch men with tight spandex pants stretched across their butts and heavily padded shoulders pass balls between their legs and wrestle each other on the football field, a much more hetero occupation...................because it's expressed in aggression, it's OK, and we can transmute sexual energy into sports.

For some who assume that sexual urges wane with age, I would suggest otherwise.............. rather, my personal experience is that older men become more comfortable and relaxed in their sexuality, and although sexual expression can take longer - that is not, exactly, a problem...... somehow, the urgency of youth becomes subsumed to the leisurely timeframe of sexual exploration and enjoyment that is based on decades of experience.........not too shabby.

I'm really sorry that I seem to be the sole survivor that posts on this site of the golden era of proglifigate sexual behavior, having come of age in the sixties. I would note that my moment of assertive pansexual behavior occurred during my participation in a group sex orgy while dropping acid. It had its moments, and frankly, when ripped on acid, who belongs to what part of what anatomy becomes - well - secondary. Given the intense quality of acid, and the fact that my crash from the high was monumental, I've not repeated it, but I frankly don't regret it. As for what to tell the kids, I've told my stepson that I participated in a groupsex orgy when I was in my early thirties whilst ripped on acid. It does not seem to have marked him for life......

To touch on another subject in the thread...........In my humble experience, threeways, whether it is two men/one woman or two women/one man are a lot, a very lot of work, and frequently results in a significant amount of hurt feelings on the part of someone. However, when the three players are on the same page, it is really quite rich...............Is the action of two guys/one woman gay? Who cares? Again, the era of my life where that was something that I sought out are long behind me, but I note my experience for those who sustain a rosy fantasy.

To note wstevens' commentary about glory holes, I believe the most active tea-room/glory hole that I knew about was in the O-club of Fort Benning. I actually didn't use it, a claim I can assume that will be credible given what I have noted as part of my rather hectic sexual expression in my youth.......

Anal sex is hardly the exclusive purview of gay men; certain Eastern/Tantric sexual practices refer to the prostate gland as the Male "G" spot, a part of the male sexual equipment that can be accessed both externally and internally. Stimulation of that part of the male euipment can be a routine part of heterosexual play, and as YoungTL has fervently noted, is NOT necessarily part of a male/male exchange. (I note that a rich understanding of the power of the prostate gland can result in multiorgasmic competencies, something that I have posted on elsewhere at another time on this site....... )

I would note, in passing, that my sexual explorations were not purely the result of the era, which was fast and loose, but because of sexual abuse I sustained in my youth (something that I've noted on other threads dealing with other topic material). I note that the male sexual abuse I sustained did not make me "gay", nor did the female sexual abuse "make me lucky at an early age....." They did give me a rather jaded concept of what goes where with whom and why by the time most guys were having their first wet dreams. It also taught me to devalue sexual expression, a lesson I've spent decades unlearning, some of it by "acting out" sexually, to say the least.......

That serious note said, short of pedophelia, I've come to believe that whatever two consenting adults do between themselves, so long as it doesn't jeapordize life itself, is nothing more than a rich expression of the incredible array of what sex can be.... but for me, personally, I've settled down to a more than passingly joyous monogomy, rather to my personal surprise (and the shock of a number of folks who knew me when...............). Sex by itself is a physiologic phenominum, sex as part of an intimate friendship is really quite tasty, in every sense of the word..

So if ABreece wants to experiment with whether guys give better bj's than girls, more power to him, so long as the guy consented....... Does that make him gay in the sense of standing shoulder/shoulder with YoungTL; I doubt it. Is the act homosexual, technically yes............. does it fall in a continuum of sexual expression and behavior, absolutely, and imho a rather benign one, even innocent one.......as for my own answer to that question, I would suggest that it is entirely dependent upon the skills of the man or woman......

And for those who assume that one male/male bj makes ABreece "gay" I would suggest you're incredibly illiterate about sexual expression and sexuality in general.

Sorry to run on for so long, but I just had to catch up.

mamboking

TheThirdMan

Cliffs? I ain't reading all that...