Last week I tried that "gay" thing that's so popular these days
04-11-2006, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
you mean like when you got your dick pierced and told everyone here about it? or was it when you changed your avatar to the cock ring...hmmm
04-11-2006, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
thats deep ad.
It was scrawled on a bathroom stall.In related news, I just took a dump so big it made me feel a tiny bit gay.
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04-11-2006, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
It was scrawled on a bathroom stall.In related news, I just took a dump so big it made me feel a tiny bit gay.
It's only gay if you prairie dog your poo for a long time before you part with it. And like it.
04-11-2006, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
It was scrawled on a bathroom stall.In related news, I just took a dump so big it made me feel a tiny bit gay.
04-11-2006, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TheThirdMan
what have the girls said about your PA AB? do they like it what do they say it feels like, Sorry I'm gettig off subject but I'm thinking about getting a PA....
Whether they feel it or not and how much depends on the girl. One told me she didn't feel a difference at all, and one girl threatened to kill me if i ever took it out
in general it goes like this:
her: "WTF? You're not putting THAT in me! Take it out."
me: "come on, just try it."
her: "... okay..."
...
her:
04-11-2006, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Like i said earlier i take it out for oral. With the exception of one girl nobody that's serviced me knows how - or wants to - work around it.
Whether they feel it or not and how much depends on the girl. One told me she didn't feel a difference at all, and one girl threatened to kill me if i ever took it out
in general it goes like this:
her: "WTF? You're not putting THAT in me! Take it out."
me: "come on, just try it."
her: "... okay..."
...
her:
Whether they feel it or not and how much depends on the girl. One told me she didn't feel a difference at all, and one girl threatened to kill me if i ever took it out
in general it goes like this:
her: "WTF? You're not putting THAT in me! Take it out."
me: "come on, just try it."
her: "... okay..."
...
her:
04-11-2006, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
I cant get the idea of a sharp pointy needle going anywhere near my junk.
Pain is temporary, but to each his own.
04-11-2006, 03:18 PM
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I know I write long posts, but geez, guys, I was out of town and missed the first thirty pages. I had to do something to catch up.
As for acid not being an erotic drug, I beg to differ. Not, perhaps in the conventional sense, but....
As for acid not being an erotic drug, I beg to differ. Not, perhaps in the conventional sense, but....
04-11-2006, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
It's only gay if you prairie dog your poo for a long time before you part with it. And like it.
I don't know what "prairie dog your poo" means but it sounded funny..
04-11-2006, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mamboking
I don't know what "prairie dog your poo" means but it sounded funny..Also known as turtling.
Your turd is ready for evacuation, you can't find a bathroom. It pops it's head out, you squeeze it back in, like a prairie dog peeping from his hole in the ground.
04-11-2006, 03:25 PM
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...RAIRIE+DOGGING
When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.
When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.
04-11-2006, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
Also known as turtling.
Your turd is ready for evacuation, you can't find a bathroom. It pops it's head out, you squeeze it back in, like a prairie dog peeping from his hole in the ground.
Your turd is ready for evacuation, you can't find a bathroom. It pops it's head out, you squeeze it back in, like a prairie dog peeping from his hole in the ground.
04-11-2006, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by eclipse23
It's only gay if you prairie dog your poo for a long time before you part with it. And like it.
04-11-2006, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Is it still gay prairie dogging if my boyfriend is the one pushing it back in each time with his thumb?
04-11-2006, 03:32 PM
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thats all
04-11-2006, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
If I REALLY wanted attention I have some shit i could share here that would result in never-ending drama.
But that's not gonna happen.
But that's not gonna happen.
04-11-2006, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Well, at the beginning it was headed up the shitter, so I think we're making progress.
this should help
04-11-2006, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ric
only if he enjoys himself and you get off on it. But you digress into scat.....
PM if you wanna know. I'm out. 
04-11-2006, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Neither. I'm a fan of efficiency - 2 birds with one stone and all that.
dude, you are BI at best...
and the more i think about this whole thing, the more disgusting it gets. i don't know how you did that man...
04-11-2006, 04:03 PM
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Well the word 'scat' now makes me want to puke everytime I hear it due to today's events. Disgusting. AD knows why. PM if you wanna know. I'm out.
PM if you wanna know. I'm out. Mike deduced that our buddy Vlad at the purseforum changed the link so that whenever you click on a link for his little purse forum it sends you to a really filthy German scat site. True story. But if you type it into your browser it's OK. Bizarre. I almost pasted the link in here but it would have been a literal shitstorm.
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A good a place as any for this one . . . . .
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
04-11-2006, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
04-11-2006, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
04-11-2006, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Is it still gay prairie dogging if my boyfriend is the one pushing it back in each time with his thumb?
good one...
04-11-2006, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to
beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
and 
7/10
04-11-2006, 04:17 PM
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Well if you're so bi-curious...whats your next move?? See if you like the cack in your mouth..
Or maybe just let the guy put in the tip....
Or maybe just let the guy put in the tip....