Why can't witches have babies?




Because their husbands have halloweenies.....

 

2/10...

 

.../10

 

ummmm?

 

Whats a guito?

I thought the term was guido...if you're going to describe your heritage in negative slang, at least get it right.

 

worst. joke. evAR.

 

Actually my last name is Guito, so if your gonna insult get it right

 

I made the joke up and i thought it was kind of funny, why y you guys hatin on me?

 

Did you make it up 20 years ago? Caus I remember hearing this in about 2nd grade.


I didn't laugh then either.

 

not hatin, just thought you couldn't spell

 

haha look at u dudes acting all tough, look at your lives u spend more time on the internet then anyone i ever heard of.

 

Uh oh...the sleeves are rolled up, I can see...

 

haha na its just we got a bunch of computer tough guys around here

 

No one's "hatin" on you. The joke just wasn't funny.

 

says the kid who has been hanging out in his own thread waiting to defend it for the last 2 hours.

 

i like weenies.

 

yeah i been sitting home cause my good friends little brother got hit by a train last night and im not in the mood to go out thanks.....

 

If anyone lives in the 732 NJ area you probably heard about it, the kids that were running from muggers in Elizabeth that got hit by the train...

 

weak

 

Why are black people so tall?


Cause they're knee grows

 

That one was better 5/10 as opposed to the first really bad joke.

Sorry to hear about your brother. Edit: Your friend's brother.

 

7/10, I actually liked the jokes

 

Fixed.

 

great for 3rd grade

 

Little kid with a hat and an eye patch goes up to a house
The woman opens the door and says: "Oh my .. what are you supposed to be?"
kid says: "I'm a pirate"
the woman asks: "Well if you're a pirate where are your buccaneers?"
Kid looks confused and says: "Right here under my buckin hat!"

 

That one's cute. Not funny, funny, but made me smile.

 

:theghey:

 

No comment.

 

you guys are no fun

 

.625/10

 

damn i only have 111 posts you guys are all in the thousands, and ive been going on this site for 2 years

 

That's why you have to post stupider shit.

 

Yet another genius comment from the maestro in attempts to put down everyone on the board.

Get some new material son. Your shit is about as stale is the baby batter I left rotting in your mother 20 years ago.

 

well since my mothers dead keep givin me mama jokes...see when i fly out to LA and break u

 

I wondered why she was just laying there without making a peep.

 

hahahaha, nice



But if that's true... then kinda wrong.



Ouch.... lol.... not nice.



OK, ethuggin' has gone far enough for now.