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Old 10-31-2005, 08:20 PM
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Halloween Joke

Why can't witches have babies?




Because their husbands have halloweenies.....
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Old 10-31-2005, 08:22 PM
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Old 10-31-2005, 08:55 PM
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Whats a guito?

I thought the term was guido...if you're going to describe your heritage in negative slang, at least get it right.
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Old 10-31-2005, 08:59 PM
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worst. joke. evAR.
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Old 10-31-2005, 09:41 PM
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Actually my last name is Guito, so if your gonna insult get it right
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Old 10-31-2005, 09:46 PM
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I made the joke up and i thought it was kind of funny, why y you guys hatin on me?
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Old 10-31-2005, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
I made the joke up and i thought it was kind of funny, why y you guys hatin on me?



Did you make it up 20 years ago? Caus I remember hearing this in about 2nd grade.


I didn't laugh then either.
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Old 10-31-2005, 09:52 PM
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not hatin, just thought you couldn't spell
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Old 10-31-2005, 10:03 PM
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haha look at u dudes acting all tough, look at your lives u spend more time on the internet then anyone i ever heard of.
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Uh oh...the sleeves are rolled up, I can see...
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Old 10-31-2005, 10:18 PM
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haha na its just we got a bunch of computer tough guys around here
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No one's "hatin" on you. The joke just wasn't funny.
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
haha look at u dudes acting all tough, look at your lives u spend more time on the internet then anyone i ever heard of.
says the kid who has been hanging out in his own thread waiting to defend it for the last 2 hours.
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Old 10-31-2005, 10:21 PM
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i like weenies.
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Old 10-31-2005, 10:26 PM
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yeah i been sitting home cause my good friends little brother got hit by a train last night and im not in the mood to go out thanks.....
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Old 10-31-2005, 10:26 PM
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If anyone lives in the 732 NJ area you probably heard about it, the kids that were running from muggers in Elizabeth that got hit by the train...
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:20 AM
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Why are black people so tall?


Cause they're knee grows
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:00 AM
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That one was better 5/10 as opposed to the first really bad joke.

Sorry to hear about your brother. Edit: Your friend's brother.
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7/10, I actually liked the jokes
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
Why are black people so tall?


Cause their knee grows
Fixed.
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great for 3rd grade
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Little kid with a hat and an eye patch goes up to a house
The woman opens the door and says: "Oh my .. what are you supposed to be?"
kid says: "I'm a pirate"
the woman asks: "Well if you're a pirate where are your buccaneers?"
Kid looks confused and says: "Right here under my buckin hat!"
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Brewmaster
Little kid with a hat and an eye patch goes up to a house
The woman opens the door and says: "Oh my .. what are you supposed to be?"
kid says: "I'm a pirate"
the woman asks: "Well if you're a pirate where are your buccaneers?"
Kid looks confused and says: "Right here under my buckin hat!"
That one's cute. Not funny, funny, but made me smile.
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
Why can't witches have babies?




Because their husbands have halloweenies.....
:theghey:
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:28 PM
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you guys are no fun
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:33 PM
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Old 11-03-2005, 04:23 PM
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damn i only have 111 posts you guys are all in the thousands, and ive been going on this site for 2 years
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Old 11-03-2005, 04:35 PM
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damn i only have 111 posts you guys are all in the thousands, and ive been going on this site for 2 years
That's why you have to post stupider shit.
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
damn i only have 111 posts you guys are all in the thousands, and ive been going on this site for 2 years
Yet another genius comment from the maestro in attempts to put down everyone on the board.

Get some new material son. Your shit is about as stale is the baby batter I left rotting in your mother 20 years ago.
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Old 11-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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well since my mothers dead keep givin me mama jokes...see when i fly out to LA and break u
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Old 11-03-2005, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
well since my mothers dead keep givin me mama jokes...see when i fly out to LA and break u
I wondered why she was just laying there without making a peep.
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Originally Posted by The Sarlacc
Yet another genius comment from the maestro in attempts to put down everyone on the board.

Get some new material son. Your shit is about as stale is the baby batter I left rotting in your mother 20 years ago.
hahahaha, nice



Originally Posted by Italguito21
well since my mothers dead keep givin me mama jokes...see when i fly out to LA and break u
But if that's true... then kinda wrong.



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I wondered why she was just laying there without making a peep.
Ouch.... lol.... not nice.



OK, ethuggin' has gone far enough for now.
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