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Old 02-14-2008, 09:21 AM
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Ron A's computer. Ron A is always in control.
Ron A does not sleep. He waits.
Ron A counted to infinity - twice.
Ron A is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
There is no 'ctrl' button on Ron A's computer. Ron A is always in control.
Ron A does not sleep. He waits.
Ron A counted to infinity - twice.
Ron A is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Superman has him on speed dial.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ron A.
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
There is no 'ctrl' button on Ron A's computer. Ron A is always in control.
Ron A does not sleep. He waits.
Ron A counted to infinity - twice.
Ron A is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

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Before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Ron A.

They once made a Ron A toilet paper, it was a huge failure because Ron A doesn't take shit from anyone.
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superman wears Ron A pajamas



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Ron A was the reason why they tore down Berlin Wall.
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Saw this on my way to work this morning. . . . .


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Originally Posted by jlukja
I can't find it but I recall it resulted in an avatar that said something like "Keep Ron A out of Ramblings".

I think I remember that. Always Dirty had something to do with it if we're talking about the same thread
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haha...what a nice way to start my morning....

Ron A lost his virginity before his dad did...

Ron A's tears cure cancer...too bad Ron A never cries...NEVER...
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First rule about Ron A:

1)You do not ask about Ron A
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In the beginning, God said "Let there be light" then Ron A flipped the switch.


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Originally Posted by MWalsh9152
look closely and you might see yummy

lol
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Old 02-14-2008, 12:49 PM
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lmao

Ron is the sailor in horny's avatar
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Elevators sense when Ron A is approaching. The doors open as he arrives.

There's a new phone on the desk in the Oval Office labeled Ron A.
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Originally Posted by wong05tsx
lmao

Ron is the sailor in horny's avatar
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lmao

Ron is the sailor in horny's avatar

I don't think that is Ron... I could be wrong though.
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Ron A.


If you have five dollars and Ron A has five dollars, Ron A has more money than you.
Apple pays Ron A 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Ron A can sneeze with his eyes open.
Ron A can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Ron A is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Ron A destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Ron A can kill two stones with one bird.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Ron A has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ron A.

Ron A is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Ron A is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Ron A hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Ron A can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a RonAtatorship.
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The generation of the Iphone, will be called the Ron A phone
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Ron A's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Ron A will not take crap from anyone.
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Please confirm for me:

Ron A does not have a chin, only another "banned" stamp inside his beard.

???
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Ron A is not subject to the laws of gravity. In fact, Ron A dares gravity to defy him.
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:37 PM
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5 pages already dang
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Awesome thread.
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And he's gone.
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RON A. puts his foot down


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I am humbled and deeply appreciative of this thread, but what I am most appreciative of is that it did not attact any PW's.

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^ You're too lenient on time Ron. Just give it time. Plus, they're mostly all in rush hour.
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I am humbled and deeply appreciative of this thread, but what I am most appreciative of is that it did not attact any PW's.
Wait until Water-S find himself into this thread.
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Originally Posted by furious1smitul
Wait until Water-S find himself into this thread.

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Originally Posted by furious1smitul
Wait until Water-S find himself into this thread.
He's still looking for his underpants....
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In the beginning, God said "Let there be light" then Ron A flipped the switch.
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He's still looking for his underpants....

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If you can see Ron A, Ron A can see you. If you can't see Ron A, you may only have seconds until .
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Seriously, though, I spend way too much time in Ramblings, and had never heard of Ron A (that I remember) before this thread.... Sorry Ron A.
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Originally Posted by stogie1020
Seriously, though, I spend way too much time in Ramblings, and had never heard of Ron A (that I remember) before this thread.... Sorry Ron A.
You never sold a used sex toy?
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