There is no 'ctrl' button on Ron A's computer. Ron A is always in control.
Ron A does not sleep. He waits.
Ron A counted to infinity - twice.
Ron A is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

 

Superman has him on speed dial.

 

superman wears Ron A pajamas

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ron A.

 

 

Before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Ron A.

They once made a Ron A toilet paper, it was a huge failure because Ron A doesn't take shit from anyone.

 

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Ron A was the reason why they tore down Berlin Wall.

 

Saw this on my way to work this morning. . . . .

 

I think I remember that. Always Dirty had something to do with it if we're talking about the same thread

 

haha...what a nice way to start my morning....

Ron A lost his virginity before his dad did...

Ron A's tears cure cancer...too bad Ron A never cries...NEVER...

 

First rule about Ron A:

1)You do not ask about Ron A

 

 

lol

 

Awesome thread

 

Paging: Always Dirty

 

lmao

Ron is the sailor in horny's avatar

 

Elevators sense when Ron A is approaching. The doors open as he arrives.

There's a new phone on the desk in the Oval Office labeled Ron A.

 

 

I don't think that is Ron... I could be wrong though.

 

If you have five dollars and Ron A has five dollars, Ron A has more money than you.
Apple pays Ron A 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Ron A can sneeze with his eyes open.
Ron A can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Ron A is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Ron A destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Ron A can kill two stones with one bird.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Ron A has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ron A.

Ron A is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Ron A is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Ron A hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Ron A can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a RonAtatorship.

 

The generation of the Iphone, will be called the Ron A phone

 

Ron A's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Ron A will not take crap from anyone.

 

Please confirm for me:

Ron A does not have a chin, only another "banned" stamp inside his beard.

???

 

Ron A is not subject to the laws of gravity. In fact, Ron A dares gravity to defy him.

 

5 pages already dang

 

Awesome thread.

 

And he's gone.

 

RON A. puts his foot down

 

I am humbled and deeply appreciative of this thread, but what I am most appreciative of is that it did not attact any PW's.

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^ You're too lenient on time Ron. Just give it time. Plus, they're mostly all in rush hour.

 

Wait until Water-S find himself into this thread.

 

 

He's still looking for his underpants....

 

 

 

If you can see Ron A, Ron A can see you. If you can't see Ron A, you may only have seconds until .

 

Seriously, though, I spend way too much time in Ramblings, and had never heard of Ron A (that I remember) before this thread.... Sorry Ron A.

 

You never sold a used sex toy?