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11-22-2004, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Are we talking skin graft bad burns? Have you tried yourself with bbq sauce yet?
Nah, I dont think i'm gonna have to get a skin graft. Never was a fan of the BBQ sauce.
11-22-2004, 01:37 PM
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You need to lock yourself in your house for the month of December.
Fired in October:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...ight=fired+job
Fired in November:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...=161459&page=5
Fired in October:
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Fired in November:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...=161459&page=5
11-22-2004, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
You need to lock yourself in your house for the month of December.
Fired in October:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...ight=fired+job
Fired in November:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...=161459&page=5
Fired in October:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...ight=fired+job
Fired in November:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...=161459&page=5
No shit man. Something crazy is always happening with me, I hate it.
11-22-2004, 01:44 PM
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Man you got real lucky. Wasn't it just a couple months ago you had a scare or something, big speeding ticket or something? You better go to church.............and you should have bought a GSXR instead of a POS Katana! 
11-22-2004, 01:50 PM
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I'm glad to see you aren't dead. Life is a fragile thing that must be respected at all times. I hope they have you on Percocet at the minimum. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
11-22-2004, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Red-CL
What kind of bike was it?
How old?
I'm still tryin' to figure out the engine situation.
How old?
I'm still tryin' to figure out the engine situation.
2001 Honda CBR 929 RR. About 30k miles on it. I was having compression problems, but did an oil change and it was running fine. I dont know what could have caused the engine situation. It could be that it was just its time. 30K on a bike is like 150K on a car. And sometimes motors are just ready to go it seems. Especially those engines, which are constantly high revving and what not.
11-22-2004, 02:08 PM
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Glad you are alive with only minor injuries man, that shit sounded pretty crazy, good job keeping your head and minimizing the damage to yourself and the people around you.
11-22-2004, 02:13 PM
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Thank the Lord is right Katana!!! 
11-22-2004, 02:18 PM
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I'm kinda late, but I for one am glad to see this kind of post instead of someone else telling me we lost a respected member. Keep your head up and thank the Big Dawg up there while you're at it. 
11-22-2004, 02:54 PM
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Maybe it's a sign from God that you should enter the priesthood...... 
Congrats on being alive, but seriously, yes, it is a sign that you should take it easy for awhile.
Congrats on being alive, but seriously, yes, it is a sign that you should take it easy for awhile.
11-22-2004, 03:01 PM
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Damn Kats we almost lost one of the WHORE. Man I Glad your ok and you admit that you have learn from this experience. When I first saw this thread my heart kinda jumped
That is kinda FUCKED up they gave u a ticket. " Are your injuries bad sir hope you make it out ok O by the way here is a TICKET :wtf:"
You will be in my prayer's tonight my friend.
That is kinda FUCKED up they gave u a ticket. " Are your injuries bad sir hope you make it out ok O by the way here is a TICKET :wtf:"
You will be in my prayer's tonight my friend.
11-22-2004, 03:10 PM
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Man thats a wild story. This is the reason why I would never get a bike, nor ride one. It's not a matter if you are going to spill, it's when. People that ride bikes are semi-stupid IMO, just like people who smoke. Hope you fully recover man
11-22-2004, 03:22 PM
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One of my dad's friends ran into a pole on his bike, went flying, and smacked his frank and beans on the handle bar. He's on a tube for the rest of his life.
Glad to hear that you are alive. I hope that you have a speedy recovery.
To be honest, a couple of my friends had sweet bikes, and I wanted one so bad. But after seeing them wipe out a few times and getting hurt and selling their bikes, I changed my mind quickly.
Did any of you guys read the story about the rider on a bike forum? Some pick-up truck ran him off the road and he was all fucked up. Like a week later, he committed suicided from depression, leaving his 7 year-old son all by himself. It was horrible. I'm glad that we're hearing this from you, and not from your friends or family members announcing a funeral date. You're blessed. Good luck.
Glad to hear that you are alive. I hope that you have a speedy recovery.
To be honest, a couple of my friends had sweet bikes, and I wanted one so bad. But after seeing them wipe out a few times and getting hurt and selling their bikes, I changed my mind quickly.
Did any of you guys read the story about the rider on a bike forum? Some pick-up truck ran him off the road and he was all fucked up. Like a week later, he committed suicided from depression, leaving his 7 year-old son all by himself. It was horrible. I'm glad that we're hearing this from you, and not from your friends or family members announcing a funeral date. You're blessed. Good luck.
11-22-2004, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
It's not the bike, but the Idiot (I mean person) twisting the throttle....
11-22-2004, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
Damn dude.........sucks I have to hear about this through the board and not a phone call, but I'm just glad you're alright.....
edit: I own page 7 of the 'Katana Injury' thread.
11-22-2004, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
“You want to see me taste your cock?” Minch said, his lips bright pink in the morning light. I nodded frantically to katana’s amusement, but he obliged me by turning his body around so I had a clear view of all the proceedings.
he was as naked as I was, the evidence of the previous night’s activities still evident around his thighs and I realized I was certainly going to enjoy washing his body in the shower later this morning. My thoughts were interrupted as once again his mouth descended on my prick, engulfing first the head and then as much of my shaft as he was able.......................
he was as naked as I was, the evidence of the previous night’s activities still evident around his thighs and I realized I was certainly going to enjoy washing his body in the shower later this morning. My thoughts were interrupted as once again his mouth descended on my prick, engulfing first the head and then as much of my shaft as he was able.......................
OMFG THAT IS GHEY!!
11-22-2004, 03:48 PM
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OMFG THAT IS GHEY!!
You should write those books that middle aged women read as they are going through menopause..........you'd make millions.
11-22-2004, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by phil2
OMFG THAT IS GHEY!!
Not only that but you could hear 'take my breath away' playing in the background as minch said 'take me to bed or lose me forever'
11-22-2004, 03:51 PM
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Not only that but you could hear 'take my breath away' playing in the background as minch said 'take me to bed or lose me forever'
11-22-2004, 03:51 PM
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Not only that but you could hear 'take my breath away' playing in the background as minch said 'take me to bed or lose me forever'
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Originally Posted by Minch00
I groaned as I watched him sink down on my cock, taking in inch after inch until finally there was but a small portion of my shaft outside his mouth. My groans turned to a gasp of surprise as I felt the head of my cock bump against the back of his throat. Minch made a small choking sound and I prepared to back away as best as I was able. Before I could move, Minch made a tiny motion with his head for me to remain motionless. and before I could respond I felt the head of my cock being literally swallowed down his throat.
“Holy shit,” I swore as Minch’s throat muscles worked over my prick. “Where did you learn...?”
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“Holy shit,” I swore as Minch’s throat muscles worked over my prick. “Where did you learn...?”
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